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Maharidlast year

I can get more money for less in another dillema, thanks.

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Thatd be un"bear"able

meatloave4 months ago

OUT !!!!! THE BOTH OF YOU !!!!!! NOW!!!!!! your only making things wURSA........ I'll get my things and be right behind you

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Clint Siegersma12 years ago

fly to new zealand on the last day, bears spawn in the Pacific and immediately drown, ocean ecologists totally baffled, jimmies remain unrustled.

PixelPup337 years ago

Good idea

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madguy25509 years ago

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Hyltran3 years ago

Kill the bears 🐻 with a nuke

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MoltasAlkestam8 years ago

For us other swedish people i wish to distance ourself from "The Swedish" who commented something very stupid before. Saying that killing 1 million bears will cost you more than 1 trillion dollars. We are so sorry and wish not to be looked down upon due to this guys inferior intellect

Gracicorn157 years ago

does a hug attack count?

Chris Matson12 years ago

Pfft, my anti sea bear circle will keep me safe.

The_button_boy293933 years ago

PERFECT!! I love this guy.😏

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Wiebowo9 years ago

Fully atmed guard , bunker , castle , bear trap , bear hunter . Ohhhhh i'm so reaady!

Drakkon2ZShadows7 years ago

*bears rush towards my mansion* *mansion grows turrets and fucking deletes the bears*

Preston Brewer12 years ago

also 1,000,000 million is one trillion so yeah guess im living in the middle of my 9 mile wide island :D

cheese_attack9 years ago

Lol thats what I was thinking

Duyanhkute157 years ago

Yes, I have to make weapons, like the automatic crossbow and armor, to declare war on the environment for money and power, I have no more choice.

15brawnk8 years ago

#challengeaccepte

iicookiez8 years ago

I live in new Zealand, thanks for the free money.

BUTTONHEAD8 years ago

Oooooh yay I get 1 trillion HEAK YEA

thelocalcannon8 years ago

put 99% of it into stocks put the last 1% in defense from the government then live happily

thelocalcannon8 years ago

by from i mean they are protecting me

DragonEXE8 years ago

It open season now motherfucka

WBGrock9 years ago

I use my fortune to put myself on the international space station. 249 miles from Earth. Good luck bears.

Sir_McBlade9 years ago

Spend a portion to hunters and wildlife preservers, take a helecopter above a wide open forest and let them "appear." Bear populations have been dwindeling anyway, so it's a win-win.

TRex9 years ago

Use the money to protect yourself

Twistedtimer9 years ago

If you know this is going to happen why not with your money build something that will protect you

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

......I will prepare my bunker with anti-bear sistem and bear traps . MY body is ready

General Kota9 years ago

Amen to that brother

Matthew Fitch12 years ago

that's easy, buy and island

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

I'll just have to make sure I'm on a long flight over the Pacific exactly one year from then. Problem solved.

Rotobot3 years ago

Time to gear up boys

joran8179 years ago

I got a whole year to prepare for that

jameskh10 years ago

its like a suicide ... so that doesnt even make sens ...HOW THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DEAL WITH 1 MILLION BEARS

shipqueen287 years ago

That"s a lotta bears.... screw it I"M MOVING TO AN ISLAND

Kjndrmmr9 years ago

U.S. army bish

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

1 million dollars and one year to prepare. Brace yourselves, War is upon us.

Vantage8 years ago

1,000,000 million is a massive amount of money, that"s 1 Million squared to the power of 1 million.

DarthPhasma9 years ago

bitch where

TheGuineaPigSisterz7 years ago

BUILD TRUMPS WALL!!!!!!

WBGrock9 years ago

so i'd spend a few billion on Anti Bear Defenses and a bunker. Remote miniguns. .... A Million Million is a trillion. 5% of the US national debt. A Shit ton of money.

Dubstepgamer56788 years ago

Get a security system on your home with some of the money

who needs a name?9 years ago

buy a luxurious boat, owe the money until 365 days, receive the money in the middle of the sea

satibel4 years ago

have a zone large enough to host that many bears ad take an helicopter ride away?

HellYeahHufflepuff9 years ago

A million million dollars.

_Half_Moon_10 years ago

No one said anything about dying, or even getting injured.

Verysmartpersom8 months ago

use the money to but a helicopter and minigun

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comics4life237 years ago

So 2 million? Because you put 1 million in number form and then put million in words.

EpikRexz9 years ago

i can kill them with weapons i buy ++ :P

Loren Button11 years ago

A bearpocalypse? Not worth it. You'd have to spend the million dollars just to create a force good enough to repel it.

Allanadcat8 years ago

Why would that be a thing? Wouldn't you dieeee????

Davidhedgehogstudios9 years ago

Buy and place auto-firing minigun turrents in a circle around you on the last day problem solved

lililion9 years ago

Way too evil

AnyaSingh7 years ago

This is making me laugh

KoolGal9 years ago

Build a wall to keep the bears out. And to keep Trump out.

Fwii12 years ago

Prepare for the ultimate bear invasion, ready yourself. Some of us may not make it out alive... In fact a good number of us won't... WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!

LOLFUNNYDOGEMEME8 years ago

I live in Britain so dollars would be useless.

Gilaman9 years ago

Challenge excepted

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