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Maharidlast year

I can get more money for less in another dillema, thanks.

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Thatd be un"bear"able

meatloave4 months ago

OUT !!!!! THE BOTH OF YOU !!!!!! NOW!!!!!! your only making things wURSA........ I'll get my things and be right behind you

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Clint Siegersma12 years ago

fly to new zealand on the last day, bears spawn in the Pacific and immediately drown, ocean ecologists totally baffled, jimmies remain unrustled.

PixelPup337 years ago

Good idea

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madguy25509 years ago

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Hyltran3 years ago

Kill the bears 🐻 with a nuke

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MoltasAlkestam8 years ago

For us other swedish people i wish to distance ourself from "The Swedish" who commented something very stupid before. Saying that killing 1 million bears will cost you more than 1 trillion dollars. We are so sorry and wish not to be looked down upon due to this guys inferior intellect

Gracicorn157 years ago

does a hug attack count?

Chris Matson12 years ago

Pfft, my anti sea bear circle will keep me safe.

The_button_boy293933 years ago

PERFECT!! I love this guy.😏

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Wiebowo9 years ago

Fully atmed guard , bunker , castle , bear trap , bear hunter . Ohhhhh i'm so reaady!

Drakkon2ZShadows7 years ago

*bears rush towards my mansion* *mansion grows turrets and fucking deletes the bears*

Preston Brewer12 years ago

also 1,000,000 million is one trillion so yeah guess im living in the middle of my 9 mile wide island :D

cheese_attack9 years ago

Lol thats what I was thinking

Duyanhkute157 years ago

Yes, I have to make weapons, like the automatic crossbow and armor, to declare war on the environment for money and power, I have no more choice.

15brawnk8 years ago

#challengeaccepte

iicookiez8 years ago

I live in new Zealand, thanks for the free money.

BUTTONHEAD8 years ago

Oooooh yay I get 1 trillion HEAK YEA

thelocalcannon8 years ago

put 99% of it into stocks put the last 1% in defense from the government then live happily

thelocalcannon8 years ago

by from i mean they are protecting me

DragonEXE8 years ago

It open season now motherfucka

WBGrock9 years ago

I use my fortune to put myself on the international space station. 249 miles from Earth. Good luck bears.

Sir_McBlade9 years ago

Spend a portion to hunters and wildlife preservers, take a helecopter above a wide open forest and let them "appear." Bear populations have been dwindeling anyway, so it's a win-win.

TRex9 years ago

Use the money to protect yourself

Twistedtimer9 years ago

If you know this is going to happen why not with your money build something that will protect you

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

......I will prepare my bunker with anti-bear sistem and bear traps . MY body is ready

General Kota9 years ago

Amen to that brother

Matthew Fitch12 years ago

that's easy, buy and island

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

I'll just have to make sure I'm on a long flight over the Pacific exactly one year from then. Problem solved.

Caitlin Riley Levene9 years ago

What the fuck does him/ her mean?!?!

Ryan Cadd12 years ago

One million million dollars, please.

zyy2 years ago

buy a gun

Homie MidNight9 years ago

Haha i traveled to the moon and bears cant breath and will die

TeddyBear10 years ago

In 365 days, arrange to be in a plane over the Arctic. Bears appear 10 miles below me and can't get me.

Tayla7 years ago

With all that money I can buy bait people to surround me for it to snack on while I get a steady shot off.

Dinopack118 years ago

Buy a minigun

Zacattac9 years ago

wtf is a million million dollars?

AdolpCringler3 years ago

I"ve been waiting and preparing my entire life for this moment. I"ve dug your grave, and I'm ready to finish the job, Freddy Fazbear.

thelichking9 years ago

Buy a tank and now them down

julmust61910 years ago

What if you were in an airplane? Will they just appear in the air and then fall down and die?

Jonny6397 years ago

1,000,000 million so it’s like 1,000,000,000,000

Codrinelul9 years ago

and if I set other spawnpoint for they?

Devin Brink12 years ago

buy a chopper and on that day yell "GET TO DA CHOPPA"

AgentA5 years ago

Hire animal control with the money you got and then sell the fur from the 1 million bears! I,ll be making bank!

ghostrider10719 years ago

So its 1 million 1million dollars?

probablyahetalian11 years ago

I have a year to prepare myself.

thewildspittingllama8 years ago

I could hire a teacher to teach me the arts of hypnotising bears

gennerx9 years ago

Time to hunt bears from my helicopter.

Scarletrose24 days ago

I don't think you guys understand. It didn't say one million dollars... it effectively said one million million. Or in other words, one TRILLION dollars. I can deal with the bears.

JUDAS-KISS8 years ago

Set landmines all around your house

sardar209 years ago

Just make a base and put some sentries DONE

AceCat4000last year

hire the military

Prince Hans9 years ago

1 Trillion Dollars? (1,000,000 x 1,000,000) I'll take it. Not to mention I would know exactly when the bears were coming and take precautions. Plus I could get someone to shoot all of them. World hunger would be solved.

NAM810 years ago

use the million to buy defense supplies, then scrap the bears and sell them for more money XD

JuanAricapa7 years ago

Boi just live on an island

GhostGirl6279 years ago

Just go on a plane when you know exactly when it happens then they'll just drown in water. (hopefully)

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