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Maharid 3 years ago

I can get more money for less in another dillema, thanks.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Thatd be un"bear"able

meatloave 2 years ago

OUT !!!!! THE BOTH OF YOU !!!!!! NOW!!!!!! your only making things wURSA........ I'll get my things and be right behind you

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Clint Siegersma 13 years ago

fly to new zealand on the last day, bears spawn in the Pacific and immediately drown, ocean ecologists totally baffled, jimmies remain unrustled.

PixelPup33 8 years ago

Good idea

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madguy2550 11 years ago

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Hyltran 4 years ago

Kill the bears 🐻 with a nuke

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MoltasAlkestam 9 years ago

For us other swedish people i wish to distance ourself from "The Swedish" who commented something very stupid before. Saying that killing 1 million bears will cost you more than 1 trillion dollars. We are so sorry and wish not to be looked down upon due to this guys inferior intellect

Chris Matson 13 years ago

Pfft, my anti sea bear circle will keep me safe.

The_button_boy29393 4 years ago

PERFECT!! I love this guy.😏

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Gracicorn15 8 years ago

does a hug attack count?

Wiebowo 11 years ago

Fully atmed guard , bunker , castle , bear trap , bear hunter . Ohhhhh i'm so reaady!

Preston Brewer 13 years ago

also 1,000,000 million is one trillion so yeah guess im living in the middle of my 9 mile wide island :D

cheese_attack 11 years ago

Lol thats what I was thinking

Drakkon2ZShadows 8 years ago

*bears rush towards my mansion* *mansion grows turrets and fucking deletes the bears*

Duyanhkute15 8 years ago

Yes, I have to make weapons, like the automatic crossbow and armor, to declare war on the environment for money and power, I have no more choice.

15brawnk 9 years ago

#challengeaccepte

iicookiez 9 years ago

I live in new Zealand, thanks for the free money.

BUTTONHEAD 10 years ago

Oooooh yay I get 1 trillion HEAK YEA

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

put 99% of it into stocks put the last 1% in defense from the government then live happily

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

by from i mean they are protecting me

DragonEXE 10 years ago

It open season now motherfucka

WBGrock 11 years ago

I use my fortune to put myself on the international space station. 249 miles from Earth. Good luck bears.

Sir_McBlade 11 years ago

Spend a portion to hunters and wildlife preservers, take a helecopter above a wide open forest and let them "appear." Bear populations have been dwindeling anyway, so it's a win-win.

TRex 11 years ago

Use the money to protect yourself

Twistedtimer 11 years ago

If you know this is going to happen why not with your money build something that will protect you

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago

......I will prepare my bunker with anti-bear sistem and bear traps . MY body is ready

General Kota 11 years ago

Amen to that brother

Matthew Fitch 13 years ago

that's easy, buy and island

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago

I'll just have to make sure I'm on a long flight over the Pacific exactly one year from then. Problem solved.

zyy 3 years ago

buy a gun

Homie MidNight 10 years ago

Haha i traveled to the moon and bears cant breath and will die

TeddyBear 11 years ago

In 365 days, arrange to be in a plane over the Arctic. Bears appear 10 miles below me and can't get me.

Tayla 8 years ago

With all that money I can buy bait people to surround me for it to snack on while I get a steady shot off.

Caitlin Riley Levene 11 years ago

What the fuck does him/ her mean?!?!

Ryan Cadd 13 years ago

One million million dollars, please.

Jonny639 9 years ago

1,000,000 million so it’s like 1,000,000,000,000

Codrinelul 11 years ago

and if I set other spawnpoint for they?

Devin Brink 13 years ago

buy a chopper and on that day yell "GET TO DA CHOPPA"

Dinopack11 10 years ago

Buy a minigun

Zacattac 11 years ago

wtf is a million million dollars?

AdolpCringler 5 years ago

I"ve been waiting and preparing my entire life for this moment. I"ve dug your grave, and I'm ready to finish the job, Freddy Fazbear.

thelichking 10 years ago

Buy a tank and now them down

julmust619 12 years ago

What if you were in an airplane? Will they just appear in the air and then fall down and die?

Scarletrose last year

I don't think you guys understand. It didn't say one million dollars... it effectively said one million million. Or in other words, one TRILLION dollars. I can deal with the bears.

JUDAS-KISS 10 years ago

Set landmines all around your house

sardar20 11 years ago

Just make a base and put some sentries DONE

AgentA 7 years ago

Hire animal control with the money you got and then sell the fur from the 1 million bears! I,ll be making bank!

ghostrider1071 10 years ago

So its 1 million 1million dollars?

probablyahetalian 12 years ago

I have a year to prepare myself.

thewildspittingllama 9 years ago

I could hire a teacher to teach me the arts of hypnotising bears

gennerx 11 years ago

Time to hunt bears from my helicopter.

JuanAricapa 8 years ago

Boi just live on an island

GhostGirl627 10 years ago

Just go on a plane when you know exactly when it happens then they'll just drown in water. (hopefully)

David Thurston 13 years ago

Wut .--.

AceCat4000 3 years ago

hire the military

Prince Hans 10 years ago

1 Trillion Dollars? (1,000,000 x 1,000,000) I'll take it. Not to mention I would know exactly when the bears were coming and take precautions. Plus I could get someone to shoot all of them. World hunger would be solved.

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