I'm already living forever thanks to the goodness and grace of GOD. I don't need this. Living forever on this dying plant would be more of a punishment.
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Γ₯udi9 years ago
No! You wouldnβt actually be βlivingβπ
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Dramanurse10 years ago
As in I start out homeless? Because then I can work my way out of being homeless. Or being homeless just means I do not have a permanent residence which means I can be a traveler. See all of the world without fear of dying during the process.
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Randy Arruda13 years ago
Who needs a home if you're immortal? Becoming an awesome drifter sounds badass! Wait, does that mean I can't be arrested because a prison is technically a "home"? 83
I'll be homeless because I'll live in a RENTED mansion, therefore not MY home.
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ulop2210 years ago
Absolutely not. While I may not die, I would still obviously age. So as time goes by, I would get more and more limited. And imagine after a few hundred years when humans have gone extinct, imagine how lonely you would be for the rest of the ETERNITY
Migdin19 years ago
I like that you said only a few houndred years
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Actxr10 years ago
Eventually someone will realize my immortality and use me for medical research on how to make other people this way. Thus making humans as a whole immortal.
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Wololohy10 years ago
Why not
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i8sumpi11 years ago
I rlly don't wanna live forever..
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Liam Arbuckle13 years ago
But this would actually be so interesting
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Christian Steade13 years ago
The Un-dying Hobo. Book of the Year, 2015.
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Josie Howard13 years ago
doctor who
Crazy_Cat_Lady_29 years ago
He lives in the T.A.R.D.I.S
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Wieger Piekema13 years ago
HOBO JOE THE IMMORTAL HOBO
Migdin110 years ago
Best hobo of the year goes to Hobo Joe!!!
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Milkisthebest15 years ago
I will not because the term "You will live forever" means that it only effects aging.
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Destructible Watermelon11 years ago
the downside doesn't even matter, compared to immortality
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crazyben123410 years ago
"Living forever" just means you can't die of old age, it doesn't mean you can't starve/freeze to death.
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Ryuu11 years ago
I could basically try to at least get a job and keep working for about 50 years and use my earning to live like a rich guy who donates to charities sometimes
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Krusek10 years ago
How long am i homeless
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PortugasDDaniel11 years ago
yay I am a traveling salesman anyways!
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L2Hax137 years ago
Anyone else think living forever would fucking suck
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DKTalfuris11 years ago
IF YOU READ THIS COMMENT,IT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO MARKIPLIER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.POST THIS IN 5 MORE DILEMMAS AND YOU'LL GET INVITED IF YOU DON'T,YOU WOULDN'T.
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Regregthememelord9 years ago
Didn't say forever
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..Alainiak..11 years ago
No good side for me... I don't think it's gonna be Horcruxes again...
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Someone2711 years ago
You kidding? The biggest problem with being homeless is the fact that it's normally difficult to earn a living wage. And it's not like you automatically lose all money that you possess when you become homeless. Just become a modern nomad, have a laptop, do ridiculously dangerous crap for money.
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Hammerhands8149 years ago
Never says for how long
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Brianna11 years ago
I do not want to be alive forever
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Hennly4 years ago
Never.Bc if you live forever it"s boring.All your friends, family and other people will be dead. And if you want die you can't do this and worst of all, when your planet is destroyed then you will be flying in space in thousands... million... TRILLION F**K...[Show full comment]
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SunnyDerp10 years ago
Is this person judging homeless people?
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lildevil36612 years ago
depended on what eternal life meant. like, do i just never die from natural causes? or can i get shot up and still be fine?
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IguanaKatana11 years ago
Immortality would get boring plus your homeless it's a dubble negative
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hellcat578 years ago
Dont want to see end of the world
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Wayne Ewing13 years ago
So i am AZ from pokemon x and y?
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CommentingDevice9 years ago
Who says I want to live forever? ;-;
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samithebeast11 years ago
buy lottery tickets that are always win
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Axel11 years ago
That actually does sound like a great book, Daniel Jenkins.
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RLDBeastguy6411 years ago
Naw bruh, I like houses.
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qwertyfr5 years ago
~eternal hobo~
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jintoya11 years ago
immortality makes this one worth it, also homeless people are nearly invisible, id just be an immortal assassin
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Greatcat10 years ago
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PressTheButton!!!!10 years ago
Weird ass motherfucker
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ninjawarriorjosh7 years ago
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT IMMORTALITY IS COOL
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Ross Metcalfe13 years ago
Like Vash the stampede! I see no downsides.
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Modal11 years ago
i can live in a friend's house
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Squid Kid11 years ago
What's the downside again?
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Toonlink1411411 years ago
Sounds. Like holo
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YourBoiTy6759 years ago
this would be cool because you could literally travel the world and stay in fancy hotels
Riolu7 years ago
What if you"re prevented from entering hotels somehow?
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Derpy0211 years ago
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