I'm already living forever thanks to the goodness and grace of GOD. I don't need this. Living forever on this dying plant would be more of a punishment.
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åudi9 years ago
No! You wouldn’t actually be “living”😂
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Dramanurse10 years ago
As in I start out homeless? Because then I can work my way out of being homeless. Or being homeless just means I do not have a permanent residence which means I can be a traveler. See all of the world without fear of dying during the process.
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Randy Arruda13 years ago
Who needs a home if you're immortal? Becoming an awesome drifter sounds badass! Wait, does that mean I can't be arrested because a prison is technically a "home"? 83
I'll be homeless because I'll live in a RENTED mansion, therefore not MY home.
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ulop2210 years ago
Absolutely not. While I may not die, I would still obviously age. So as time goes by, I would get more and more limited. And imagine after a few hundred years when humans have gone extinct, imagine how lonely you would be for the rest of the ETERNITY
Migdin19 years ago
I like that you said only a few houndred years
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Actxr10 years ago
Eventually someone will realize my immortality and use me for medical research on how to make other people this way. Thus making humans as a whole immortal.
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Wololohy10 years ago
Why not
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i8sumpi11 years ago
I rlly don't wanna live forever..
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Liam Arbuckle13 years ago
But this would actually be so interesting
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Christian Steade13 years ago
The Un-dying Hobo. Book of the Year, 2015.
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Josie Howard13 years ago
doctor who
Crazy_Cat_Lady_29 years ago
He lives in the T.A.R.D.I.S
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Wieger Piekema13 years ago
HOBO JOE THE IMMORTAL HOBO
Migdin110 years ago
Best hobo of the year goes to Hobo Joe!!!
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Axel11 years ago
That actually does sound like a great book, Daniel Jenkins.
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CommentingDevice9 years ago
Who says I want to live forever? ;-;
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samithebeast11 years ago
buy lottery tickets that are always win
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Greatcat10 years ago
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PressTheButton!!!!10 years ago
Weird ass motherfucker
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RLDBeastguy6411 years ago
Naw bruh, I like houses.
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qwertyfr5 years ago
~eternal hobo~
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jintoya11 years ago
immortality makes this one worth it, also homeless people are nearly invisible, id just be an immortal assassin
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Modal11 years ago
i can live in a friend's house
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ninjawarriorjosh7 years ago
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT IMMORTALITY IS COOL
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Ross Metcalfe13 years ago
Like Vash the stampede! I see no downsides.
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YourBoiTy6759 years ago
this would be cool because you could literally travel the world and stay in fancy hotels
Riolu7 years ago
What if you"re prevented from entering hotels somehow?
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Squid Kid11 years ago
What's the downside again?
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Toonlink1411411 years ago
Sounds. Like holo
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Bonzi Bonnie11 years ago
I am the immortal hobo
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Derpy0211 years ago
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Bastio the mccree9 years ago
live in a hotel, and have no technical home.
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Hyltran5 years ago
Dose a super yacht 🛥 count as a home?
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Sudokori 12 years ago
Do I live even though my body would die?
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Highschool12310 years ago
Lyric song- i dont wanna live forever -lyric song
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Gycio Silver13 years ago
I BECOME LIKE AZ FROM POKEMON X AND Y HELL YEAH
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Warlord208010 years ago
Well it doesn't say i will be homeless for eternity so i can still get back on my feet
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Deadlywalk6611 years ago
It is better to know that you would have a home and something to comfort you with, than being alone in the streets , crying in mercy and pain, depending on someone else to solely survive in the world of danger.
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gavinbrichardson8 years ago
Well if you were immortal the walls of any building will quickly collapse around you as after centuries, 5 years feels like a second.
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scrub11 years ago
where's the upside?
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PhoenixWright9 years ago
oh it doesn't say how long you'll be homeless so you can eventually get a house.
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moon_knight4 years ago
id sleep on the sun
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katbug313111 years ago
You can go on for da rest of your life doing adventures for money and happiness
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PressTheButton!!!!10 years ago
Just give your friend the money for the home, have them buy it . This way they "own" it, and your just living their temporarily. It"s not your own home
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