There are no positive or negative effects from pressing this button.
but
You know you want to. I mean, you can't not press it now you're here. Everyone's watching you, waiting, to see what kind of person you are. To see if you're the button pressing kind, or uh... I guess.. the non-button...pressing...kind. Your whole life has come down to this moment, this is what you trained for, this is how it begins, and this is how it ends. The choice you make here settles the fate of the universe.....But you know you don't HAVE to press it.....but you should.....do it.
I will not


njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc9 years ago
The return of the pointless button!

RGPZ7 years ago
Fucking Hell Why This Button
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that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
WAIT, PRESSING THE BUTTON MEANS THAT I JUST WASTED PART OF MY LIFE PRESSING THE BUTTON, WHICH IS NEGATIVE, SO THE BUTTON LIED BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID GAIN A NEGATIVE AFFECT, WHICH IS LOSING .1 SECONDS OF MY LIFE PRESSING A BUTTON WHEN I COULD BE OUTSIDE BEING POPULAR.

SaucyBurger4 years ago
You wouldn't go outside anyways and you shouldn't there"s a pandrmic out and you"re not popular so who cares and you actually wasted more seconds by writing your comment
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TheBottOfFurtune8 years ago
This is a story of a man named Stanley.

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Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427.
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Chicken_elvis9 years ago
and his name is JOHN CENA!!!!!

RGPZ7 years ago
I Got The Answer Watermelonman He"s Not
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Nacas9 years ago
I...I...TOO MUCH PRESSURE I CAN'T HANDLE!! *PRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSTRESSPRESS*

GamingPlanet9 years ago
I love this button

Logical-loopholes7 years ago
It’s so inspirational

Vanessa A. Moraga12 years ago
Nobody tells me what to do!

meatloave4 months ago
Fuckn'a
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DedicatedOtaku8 years ago
This is so cool. It sounds like something a anime character would say in the last episode of the anime to the main character. "YOU are the chosen one!" Aki shouted at kishi as the monster attached itself to the body" You know you want to! I mean you can'...[Show full comment]

Mai-chan8 years ago
I trained my whole life to press a button? Lol, my life must be pretty meaningless!

Nasho4 years ago
MY BODY IS READY

ScalyWeasel8 years ago
Peer pressure.

WDGaster8 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON......NOT😎😎

Veryspookyfox7 years ago
well this isnt stressful at all :D

Cyc10n37 years ago
wtf was this XD

DorkGently8 years ago
this is the best button on this whole fucking website

RGPZ7 years ago
more like one of the most stupidest i dont get it so am i bruce wayne then but not batman

YanChan8 years ago
OoOoOo shiny button

pandaisme3 years ago
shiny button make crow brain go brrrrr

KrazyKiller2948 years ago
quote Emporer Palpatine "Do It"

DavidLyf8 years ago
pleased by the level of pointlessness, i am

Smithy_The_Button_Pusher8 years ago
Stopped reading after "you know you want to" and clicked No. F#ck your peer pressure

Filipkovarik8 years ago
The first part sums it up.

Casual_Bongos8 years ago
best question here

Jeremiah Vires12 years ago
THIS WAS SO AWESOME

adsswagger9 years ago
You stupid

Usernamed7 years ago
I'm a simple man. I see long dilemma, i don't press

AnyaSingh7 years ago
Who makes these?

ThePaulDude3 years ago
People who think they"re being a major smartass when really it"s just stupid.

Annawesome7 years ago
best press ever

loverofbidoofs8 years ago
What the fuck

DerpyPoopEmoji8 years ago
Technically, there is a downside, being the fact that I just wasted five WHOLE seconds of my life. xD

TimeGoat8 years ago
How is "no positve effects" in the positvie box?

DerDummy8 years ago
I AM AN INDEPENDANT X"D

Brigader_Kyon8 years ago
Did not press, for once I do not take orders

IdkTbh8 years ago
Yeah, you just get forced into doing it.

Thomas McCubbins12 years ago
i smack the person who made this button

Filip Havranek12 years ago
Wat

Conner Wolf12 years ago
Yay, I pushed a button.

Chris Baird12 years ago
just because you have the ability to do something doesn't mean you should

IdkTbh8 years ago
Then what"s the point?
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William Moseholm12 years ago
STANLEY!

Pfelice7 years ago
Is this Sans writing this?

Kittenlover1017 years ago
No. It was SATAN.

GravityGeek9 years ago
Sounds like the Stanley Parable narrator.

Aarifeenplayz9 years ago
I didnt even read it

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
So much stress! I don’t know what to do!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *slams button*

temporaryusernam9 years ago
meh.

Alex Brenholt12 years ago
I like to push buttons

Schmucklehed10 days ago
What can I say, I was born to be a button pressing bitch :3

PRESSDATBUTTON9 years ago
JUST DO IT!!!

ValerieParker7 years ago
I would not press the button, just to disappoint the people who were waiting for it to happen.

hard decision maker9 years ago
U r right (laughs)

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
👍

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago
Lmao wtf

cjl7 years ago
Waste my time

Inferno7279 years ago
-just do it, press it -no -press the button -nobody tells me what to do -do it -no i won't -yes you will -no -(Arnold Schwarzenegger)do it, do it now -(Gandalf) go back to the choppa I shall not press it -you know what's right... do it -never -I am your father -Nooooo

mister-dank-memer8 years ago
OMG A SHINEY RED BUTTON "press".......what nothing happen :(
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