Will You Press The Button?

dinojl 10 years ago

1. Upload yourself. 2. Claim to have invented the first AI. 3. Profit.

Verysmartpersom 8 months ago

The first real AI*

Dustin Fogliano 13 years ago

There no point of accessing the internet if you can't jack off

DistantCoder 4 years ago

YEP CUM

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EvilBloxBoss 9 years ago

Should say You can surf the internet in your mind, but you only have until you pass out from lack of oxygen.

Nanozec 11 years ago

I have a phone....

ProWolfGamer370 2 months ago

What about it?

Blood 11 years ago

who needs to move when u live in the internet?

Dean Cooper 13 years ago

So basically you become Stephen Hawking?

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Yeah...

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Zak Smith 13 years ago

am i paralyzed only while i'm accessing the internet, or all the time????

TheSnitch479 11 years ago

I think the first time you do it your paralyzed forever

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Javi Haveeair Suarez 13 years ago

so.. being stephen hawking, i'll be stephen hawking. (alyshia )

Nyanyanyan 9 years ago

What if I told you... There are things to do besides wasting all your time on the internet. Yet again, here I am...

Lightningboy 10 years ago

We can acces it whenever it"s called a phone

swamp 11 years ago

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xX_ePiKtrollernegro_Xx 8 months ago

anything to be with my waifu~~~ SUGOIIIIIIIIII! *cums*

Tavish 12 years ago

well we know how many people go on the internet for porn lol

I-Eat-Sand 6 years ago

im gaming on a chair all day and want to be like that, but i can't. So if i had the internet in my brain i could watch anime and game alll day.

That_Weird_One23 10 years ago

How will I watch porn...

FabulousButtNugget 10 years ago

Maybe you can mentally master bate too! It never said you couldn't with your mind lol

Taylor Renee Laderoute 13 years ago

That's a hard choice.....

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago

Mind osu! XD

xiFairnessix 11 years ago

Its fine. its called using mental skills and thank god its not Stephen Hawking where he couldn't move anything.

narwhal 11 years ago

who needs a nice computer when you can get a alien where.

0Devoid 2 years ago

Professor X

Dapperblook999 10 years ago

If you can access the internet with your mind does that mean it works the other way around. So you could upload your subconscious to the cloud?

UltimateSpaghettore 6 years ago

Honestly, imagine what you could do. I think its better than not being paralyzed¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dinorex 10 years ago

I am internet now

Jack Vitz 13 years ago

It's called Transcendence...

zyro 11 years ago

with full internet connection i can have enough info to make a full functional robot then transfer my mind to it.

ShayFinch 9 years ago

sounds like the birth of sao

scsdyh 5 months ago

《脑机接口》

arobe347 10 years ago

Why would you want the internet when your paralyzed from the neck down when the one thing you would want is to die because I would rather die cause life would suck

Turok1456 11 years ago

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TheNamesCornflake 10 years ago

Acess the web metally upload your consiousness to a cloud use the CIA AREA 51 tech to build a cyborg body using a web enables 3d printer download your consiousness to the robot you are then a robot who can mentally access every document on the internet you... [Show full comment]

ElPolloLoco999 12 years ago

ever heard of mobile phones :D

I-Eat-Sand 6 years ago

i can also cheat on test

emperor sempai 11 years ago

isnt there another one of these that has to do with money?

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

LogicWizard314 10 years ago

Do I really need this when I have my computers?

G4NJ4M4N 6 years ago

internet isnt important plus why would you not want to move so you cant play games so whats the point

i like sex 10 years ago

pore ya :D

Sean Bish 13 years ago

I would likely do this. Disability and a wheelchair in exchange for access to what is more or less an Akashic record and a connection to the internet of everything? Don't mind if I do.