Will You Press The Button?

meatloave8 months ago

I want to reach into my pocket and pull out a ring that grants me three wishes as I intend them and not as I word them. Don't care about my browser history

meatloave8 months ago

Oops , Answered the wrong question. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BlazoBoom9 years ago

What if you hand the button to a dying person? LOOPHOLE

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

BlazoBoom, I didn't think of that..

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WBGrock9 years ago

The rub is, the reason there is no human suffering is because every human died. No humans left to suffer!!! Trolololo

Tricky8 years ago

Dollors,apparently.

DragoKnight5893 years ago

Depends on when this takes effect. If people stop suffering, like, a year or two after you die normally, absolutely. If you die as soon as you press it, that changes things.

JohnDoe20899 years ago

Never says I die when I push it

Tricky8 years ago

I don't play, but I'll click so the HL3 fans can get there game sooner.

bugmenot9 years ago

THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGHT THE NEEDS OF THE FEW OR THE ONE

Mjnotaur8 years ago

What were you trying to say?

Patrick Atherton12 years ago

I'll press the button when I die, simple as.

aproy9 years ago

Heck, press it when you're five. The world can't change overnight lol.

Nerd237 years ago

Win-win, bitch.

Commissar9 years ago

No humans will be suffering cuz there will be none dint dint diii and the planet will be a better place

andrewls6719 years ago

Isn't this button called "wiping out humanity"?

oldnotweak9 years ago

what about puppy dog suffering?!

oldnotweak3 months ago

she died last week... your wish was made the day after her death.

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Irmely Poola12 years ago

doing good for others from your life would be nice c:

Joe Larson12 years ago

Now, THIS one is a lose/lose.

Tricky8 years ago

Wish that the world is as little alive as ever,you will die in a minute and then dont spam. You just made the world a better place.

maxwell_8810 years ago

What is life without conflict?

KharanshuDalvi7 years ago

I can die for it Earth will be happy

Tisalovelybug9 years ago

It doesn't say I'll die after hitting the button, so I assume I'll just die when I would normally have died anyway. There's no downside, I'd just be helping the future with no consequence to my own life at all.

will_you20068 years ago

Not to bad. I'll be reborn. Maybe go to hraven. Might be a ghost.

gabbo verde 9 years ago

Basically it'll happen when I'm not alive. Sweet ^.^

IDon'tKnowThinkForMe10 years ago

The needs of the many outlay the needs of the few or the one.

Blood9 years ago

Suffer whit meh peoplez :3

WillYOUPreeeesTheButton9 years ago

just like L

JohnSirjob7 years ago

If you die, you won't feel any pain or suffering. Its a win-win!

Dusk2Dawn10 years ago

but the thing is if there is no suffering, why did you die??

UNACONESROOLM89 years ago

I'm buddhist so I believe in reincarnation but isn't giving birth humans suffering ? :|

Frankyboy11 years ago

no more suffering ... because we wiped ourselves out?

lizardboyo8 years ago

finally i can die

McButterCup9 years ago

That's probably gonna happen in about *checks watch* 5.256e+8 minutes

Fat Autistic Faggot9 years ago

Without seeing people suffer is like......is there any meaning to life anymore?

CTViolet10 years ago

I agree with SpecialK329

TheOddGreekGeek-6 years ago

Sign me up

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

The needs of me outweigh the needs of anyone else.

ThatGuyNamedSam23788 years ago

For the greater good

LouieBrine9 years ago

my memory will be erased then my spirit is on other body.

EyeOfTruth8 years ago

I have seen alot of "Press and die" buttons lately

[email protected]9 years ago

Dear 35percent u r meanies

Second309 years ago

it didnt say meerkats are free from suffering

SigmaSupreme13 days ago

That means no hitler:(

uncommentator9 years ago

I hit the not press button by accident.

ChaosTheif7 years ago

19k dont think it will work1

SpecialK32910 years ago

I'd die happy knowing I made the world a better place :)

Jennycow9 years ago

The world will never be perfect...

nerdhere32011 years ago

Needs of the many, bruhbruhs.

Everynot8 years ago

I will become a ghost,

LEEF709 years ago

I said yes because my life really sucks.

long9 years ago

fuck you new earth

Kirevaam9 years ago

Pushing it or not doesn't affect you. Might as well.

TheNoob125 years ago

nah

Krillin10 years ago

So it's just like normal until i die, no real loss here.

PokerfaceCat7 years ago

Give this button to a dying person. Loophole.

IvkoPowerBG9 years ago

I want alive people

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