You never have to eat, drink, or sleep
but
You age twice as fast as everyone else
I will not


Ppag8 years ago
Why would I stop eating, it"s one of the best things ever!

DaNerdTront8 years ago
Error 405: upside not found

yurio8 years ago
Upside?

Piper Lee Sines12 years ago
I enjoy eating, drinking, and sleeping.

NZsaltz4 years ago
You CAN do any of them, you just don't have to.
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Justin Hommel12 years ago
Eating ,Sleeping and drinking are the best part of life . . case and point, Bacon and beer

RoseTheEarthDragon4 years ago
where is the upside?
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Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
You never 'have' to... That means means you can if you want, it just means if you are too busy to sleep you don't have to.

Willtron158 years ago
There"s no upside

SilentKills1159 years ago
My genetics might make me appear younger than I really am, but I prefer to have the need of those things, so that I wouldn't get bored of life

Blake Mullins12 years ago
I enjoy eating, drinking, and sleeping............besides, what's the point of eliminating that stuff if you'd just lose the time you spend on them by dying early anyway?

DAYNEGEROUS9 years ago
same as everyone else

Glennator8 years ago
WHY WONT IT WORK? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Bikacha4 years ago
i"m going to take the button in my pocket. after i"m getting 60-65 i guess i will press it.

Himtae9 years ago
Age is just a number, but food is bae. Wat?

PandasPlayMC9 years ago
Excuse me, but I love to eat. Favorite thing to do is eat. I love food.....FOOD

_PayThePop_9 years ago
I happen to like pizza, icecream, and other foods. Milkshakes, pop, water, is also another I like, I also enjoy sleeping, most of the time.

angeldragon10 years ago
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Lexkogane057 years ago
I love eating sleeping and drinking why would i press the button

Greggory Denomme12 years ago
that would mean no bacon.

SamBaum8 years ago
i dont like eating but can i still have alkahaul?

Sam Montana9 years ago
isn't this what happens when you DONT eat drink or sleep enough anyway? lol

Willeeo8 years ago
My life would suuuuuuuucck

LOLTIME9 years ago
but no one knows how loong you are going to live for and u might live for 1000 years

BabyDeer10 days ago
You still can...there is only a downside...

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
I love all of those WHO WHO EVEN PUT DAT AS A WOULD YOU RATHER

BlueKnightEnder9 years ago
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brookebaker7 years ago
i <3 sushi

oldnotweak11 years ago
it doesnt say you CANT EAT DRINK OR SLEEP... it only says you dont HAVE TO and if you had EVER been really hungry in your life you would take this deal in a heartbeat, god damn gluttonous bastards.

thelastbubbleblower8 years ago
I WANT to eat, drink, and sleep every part of this is a downside

Palamedes9 years ago
No more sleep gives me more than enough time to live a full life in just 45 years

NerdOfSnowdin8 years ago
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Ellak128 years ago
Did you get kissed by your crush????? Please, get a life
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Branden Wright12 years ago
if u break it down its not that bad living twice as fast that means every day is 2 days off my life....i can live with that since iv been up for day and night its like living two days anyway

Trapzz9 years ago
I would not want to die faster. XD

Funsai3 years ago
Where"s the upside to this?

OracleReviver9 years ago
No downside?

JadenTrowbridge7 years ago
it is all fun + tasty

Melanin Coating9 years ago
There was never an upside

Plugnuts10 years ago
No! I like sleeping and eating, why would I want that to stop? Besides if I age twice as fast then I won't have time to be a kid :(

septic119 years ago
that's a lose lose because I love to eat, sleep, and be able to drink and I don't wanna be old really fast

George Charles12 years ago
Those at all the best thing!

Tennisftw8 years ago
Upside not found

RavenTheTurtle8 years ago
I like those things

JinxPyro9 years ago
What kind of Idiot doesn't like food or taking naps?? SODAAA. Sounds like a lose - lose.

edenkat9 years ago
UHHHH I LOVE ALL THOSE THINGS WHY WOULD I NOT DO THEM

Superdudaman9 years ago
I like to eat though. *Stomach Rumbles*

Pixelboi7 years ago
But I like food

timelordswag11011 years ago
I will just regenerate

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Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Just ignore the spam!

Blue_Mage658 years ago
Oh HELL no

Joakimkas9 years ago
Upside?
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