You are a Super Hero. You gain super speed, super strength, and the ability to fly.
but
Only 'you' can prevent Forest Fires.
I will not


awedar5 months ago
i get rid of all the trees, im just doing what comes naturally

AmazinglyLegit8 years ago
Just pay someone to change their name to "YOU"

Notoristel9 days ago
cleaver!
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Watermelonman8 years ago
Prevent doesnt mean put out.

eternalslumber 9 years ago
With great power, come's with great responsibilities.

DavonteHardaway8 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (wheezes) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (coughs hard) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (coughs up blood) Ha Ha ha ha (remembers Only you can prevent forest fires) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( coughs up lungs and dies)

Alex Kulak12 years ago
I shall call myself Smokey the ManBear-Man

ManBear-Man3 years ago
vai joga de jana
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DERPKING1019 years ago
I WILL BE GOD OF THE FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!

brianstafford6 years ago
😆 ur profile pic

NoobtubeR7 years ago
Man who’s the guy named you, hopefully he can take care of this problem.

Jessica Dean12 years ago
*watches 70% of the world burn*

frost24theminecraftfurry7 years ago
ill let everyone die because its fun
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Jamenneel8 years ago
Let em burn

abcx8 years ago
I bet there"s someone somewhere on earth that"s named "you".

Krusek8 years ago
I find somebody who is causing he spreed of one of the fires and get in his face and say "put that out before I kick your ass into space."

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago
plz don't cuss

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago
I'll just send my super clones to do it

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha.... ahhh. My life is complete

pow90099 years ago
i SHALL LET THE WORLD BURN "IT BUUUUURRRRNS!!!"

Eren1Jaeger9 years ago
Why can't we have "WATER" as a power?!

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
*watches as all the trees in the world burn to a crisp*

Elise opossum 9 years ago
The power to manipulate probability

Fangheart9 years ago
All you need is the Infinite Improbability Drive, and The Heart of Gold

Kim Smallwood12 years ago
I'd be proactive as fuck preventing all those forest fires. Woodland creatures would worship me.

MatheusBononCosta7 years ago
But there are TOO MANY forest fires in the world. Even if you"re fast enough to that, you"d have too spent your entire life for it...
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Calista10 years ago
But what happens when I die? Does that mean no one can ever prevent forest fires ever again?

dooperer11 years ago
'Me?'

Parker Bai12 years ago
this is the only one where I legit lol'd

Clayton McKenzie Fruitloop12 years ago
I'm ManBearPig

Jacob Wright12 years ago
It never says you actually have to prevent them though. Also, the fire department can't really prevent them so much as suppress them.

Michael David12 years ago
I CAN, but I don't HAVE to

mrmags9 years ago
I shall call myself Smokey the Butt.

fgc00009 years ago
only 'others' can't prevent the apocalypse

Tim_is_love_Tim_is_life8 years ago
Well alrighty then....

Dark223 years ago
SMOKEY THE BEAR

TheWingedBunting9 years ago
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Heywhatsup8 years ago
namernStep

BashBash9 years ago
Watches all of the world burn expect my town

Kek Malek9 years ago
It says only you can prevent it..... it doesn't say you have too.

Acefox9 years ago
Smokey the manbearpig

Abbyapeach7 years ago
Well this Should be relativley easy since you have all of these powers. Super speed: you can totally get there in time, even if it is over seas because you can fly, and you can move anything out of your way with the super strength.

Princess Shewee10 years ago
Sweet, I get superpowers AND population control?

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago
I would probably destroy anyone who doesnt worship me as a God. The God that the only "good" action is stopping wildfires

dank-memes-are-gud8 years ago
fuxk the forests just plant trees far from each other so that"s technichally not a forest

loopholelife9 years ago
Time for me to be known as fuck-boy and don't so shit but just have powers

HIMYPEOPLE9 years ago
Super speed no prob

TheGingaNinja9 years ago
How fast can the fastest fat American man fly?

Jarebare9 years ago
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NeverGonnaGiveYouUp4 years ago
Smokey the 12 year old kid is my name now...

Kaylee 10 years ago
Is this a trick question

TevBOSS5307 years ago
I"d be the best person alive

Blacknight9 years ago
You could just put it out with your abilities

DRAGONWALL9 years ago
there is no downside because there would be more oxygen in the air because there is more trees

ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan9 years ago
Fire fighters died so it's up to meh...great,how do fire fighters not know what they're doing?Not just one,but all!Frickin' logic 😑

MerrickGodlike8 years ago
Nah

Nutmegg3 years ago
That"s a lot of fires for one person to prevent.
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