Sleep with an attractive woman every night
but
You have no knees
I will not


Ursula9 years ago
I already do sleep with an attractive woman every night, the attractive woman is me. (;

YourLadCarson7 years ago
Me too :)
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
WHY MUST YOU ALL TAKE MY KNEES

JustinRay8 years ago
Replace your knees with metal... Problem solved.

Nerdish Person9 years ago
70% of the people here are girls

Bacon45672 years ago
Shut up tricky
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Javongod3 years ago
Nope I need my knees support thank but no thank 🙁

Ryleerk1018 years ago
I already do sleep with an attractive woman every night. Myself.

TheKitsuneKid8 years ago
That"s the wrong your, and stop being a d!ck for no reason.
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AssHar8 years ago
Can't take arrow in the knee if you don't have a knee

Jenny Golder12 years ago
1. I'm a woman. 2. I don't know about you but I like my knees thank you very much.

Idiottoast3 years ago
Get prosthetics
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XxUniquexX9 years ago
I'm a woman... If i was a man, I would choose to have my knees.

TheKitsuneKid8 years ago
You fuck off, henry! You seem to just have gone down this comment section and been as much of a dick as possible!
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Fierceclaws7 years ago
oh fuck what if it"s your mom

ARandomCRINGYperson7 years ago
Do you still sleep with ur mom too?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago
Everyone saying "But I'm a girl!" to this is wrong. what you mean is "I'm straight" Understood? good.

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

NHLic8 years ago
I'm really sorry Mr.FuckingBrainlessKid, but I'm a fucking gay you little shitty fucktard.

Harmonyx8 years ago
Eeeeeh, gay here?

Megadick8 years ago
Die scum

TopTen1018 years ago
What kind of question is this??

HeleneSovig8 years ago
I like my knees and prefer men, sorry. Also sex is an f*ing chore.

Lucas Greenslade12 years ago
Had to drop a gender-specific noun, didn't ya?

SinonMercer7 years ago
Just fucking press no and move on with your life.
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Xx_Maddie_Meow_xX9 years ago
I very much am a woman. I may be a bit bi but meh. I like my knees very much. Losing your knees means losing your whole leg, so how would you be able to go out and find an attractive woman? BOOM GET REKT!

HenryWong1228 years ago
NO ONE CARES!

RGProductions9 years ago
wtf???

CrackedOreo8 years ago
Define attractive

InfernoCop9 years ago
FUCK KNEES I DON'T OWE THEM SHIT

BonkBoi5 years ago
I am the lorax, I sleep with the trees, I have sex every night, but I have no knees.

daBruh9 years ago
How, you can't go back and forth

Xeventis9 years ago
well the worst thing is that im training football. just no, thanks

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
1. dont want to sleep with anyone. i want my bed to MYSELF. 2. i like my knees, thank you very much.

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CMHammond9 years ago
Spam...

TCETube9 years ago
Its worth the wheel chair

SlurpDurp8 years ago
You don't have sex, though. you just sleep in the same bed.

Banannabelle10 years ago
Well, I'm asexual, so... XD

vinne3299 years ago
I play soccer in school...

Shibbity20 days ago
what kind of knees? kid knees? Those only remove shit from my blood, and take up too much space. click.

ocean andrus9 years ago
knees connect feet and legs. so its not walking

DARKARES4 years ago
You cant fuk a woman with no knees go watch Kevin Hart wat now

scarlet9 years ago
I'm a girl sooo yeah

Alen Shermy12 years ago
..so the woman has to do all the work :D and i have the licence to be lazy

Purplerevolution7 years ago
IM GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE9 years ago
Well at least i will not have anymore problems of the arrows (only who plays SKYRIM understands me) (∩_∩)

sonicj019 years ago
how would i walk

swaor9 years ago
That makes no sense.. :)

alFxnzx7 years ago
I cant really see anyone sleeping comfortably (none the less with a woman) without knees

EverythingIsDead10 years ago
It says 'sleep with' not have coitus.

HighOnHelium2 years ago
So basically Andrew "Sigils" Givler but with game

Rational_Lion9 years ago
ha,im gay

AlyciaMezquita8 years ago
I'm 11 so it would be lesbian rape

Seagrave10 years ago
so like, i'm a sexy penguin? hahahahahahahaha... no

Ayame chan9 years ago
God!!! What the hell is up with these one sided questions you d OK realise non-lesbian females playboy right!!!

Márk Anonim12 years ago
That's pointless.

Kwebblkop9 years ago
Never

Totally-human4 years ago
The would just leave me

Roblokill9 years ago
Who cares about looks?

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
remove legs and get prostetics and now i have prosthetic knees
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