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You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
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jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee 9 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb 5 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh 11 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive666 9 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie 9 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone 2 years ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Stefanie Hill 13 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Aguydude 9 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu 2 years ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame 10 years ago
Creepy lol

Useful_PotatO 8 years ago
I work alone.

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention 9 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee2 9 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ127 10 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci 13 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF 9 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson 13 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life 11 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame 10 years ago
Bitter are you?
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Taylor Converse 13 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

Laura Motherway 13 years ago
Im batman

Kingscorpion 11 years ago
So a legit batman?

mbibjnh 9 years ago
But you are in the good guys

Chrono 11 years ago
So you really become batman

ModSavvy 10 years ago
Better than them mentally hurting me.

Kazuto kirigiah 11 years ago
I never lived em any way bye bye ×-× ×-×

cat122102 11 years ago
Who WOULDN'T want to be Batman. He's fucking BATMAN!

Rizaldi 11 years ago
Wtf

dedirake 5 years ago
I am Batman? YES. Am i rich? NO.

MrDerp64 11 years ago
Batmans parents are dead

Holly Jo 11 years ago
You wouldn't really be batman if your parents were alive

ZorroFf 7 years ago
I dont want to be batman

Narwhalnation 11 years ago
Whoa a lot of people hate their parents.

jjammin123 11 years ago
But what if someone's parents are already dead?

Ddotness22 9 years ago
I was batman before it was cool!

lols banta 11 years ago
what this many people want there parents dead

VXII 10 years ago
Thats what makes Batman Batman....

Kristin Kern 13 years ago
You know.. If you're Batman his parents are already dead so either way you wont have parents

ZEPRELEN 9 years ago
So... Like life is strange?

randompanda3600 11 years ago
being batman comes with haveing no perents as batmn has no parents so yer sure, even though i love my parens

Grimlon 10 years ago
batmans parents ARE dead anyway

BeanstheKingBeetle 2 years ago
literally batman

IdkImSomeone 2 years ago
Exactly

BIGDOG572004 11 years ago
Who cares im bat man

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LilmanMarcell 9 years ago
Ok won’t
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Oldiron_79 6 years ago
Already are so no downside

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX 11 years ago
No way

psycho_squirrel 11 years ago
No downside for me. IGN rating 1/10

Vanlalrova33 8 years ago
Batman has no parents

DoggiePressedTheButton 11 years ago
Being Batman Is Dangerous,You Could Be Risking your Life every day, And it didn't say anything about having his Fighting skills So Your Basiclly F*cked

Kidra 10 years ago
Batman's lifestyle is too intense for me anyway. Why would I want to become a guy without superpowers?

Helena._.Dragneel 12 years ago
I AM THE NIGHT. I AM BATMAN.

tawfeeq 11 years ago
His parents are already dead

Kayza06 10 years ago
Duh i h8 my parents SO WIN WIN FOR ME YES!!!!!!!!

CODEX07 9 years ago
That"s sad

FeltyOne 11 years ago
i'm supa rich handsome and lonely

SquidSquid03 9 years ago
But I love my mommy and daddy!
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