Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!
AF9 years ago
That"s rubbish!!!
Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.
Who WOULDN'T want to be Batman. He's fucking BATMAN!
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Rizaldi11 years ago
Wtf
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dedirake5 years ago
I am Batman? YES. Am i rich? NO.
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MrDerp6411 years ago
Batmans parents are dead
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Holly Jo11 years ago
You wouldn't really be batman if your parents were alive
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ZorroFf7 years ago
I dont want to be batman
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Narwhalnation11 years ago
Whoa a lot of people hate their parents.
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jjammin12311 years ago
But what if someone's parents are already dead?
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Ddotness229 years ago
I was batman before it was cool!
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lols banta11 years ago
what this many people want there parents dead
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VXII10 years ago
Thats what makes Batman Batman....
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Kristin Kern13 years ago
You know.. If you're Batman his parents are already dead so either way you wont have parents
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ZEPRELEN9 years ago
So... Like life is strange?
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randompanda360011 years ago
being batman comes with haveing no perents as batmn has no parents so yer sure, even though i love my parens
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Grimlon10 years ago
batmans parents ARE dead anyway
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BeanstheKingBeetle2 years ago
literally batman
IdkImSomeone2 years ago
Exactly
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BIGDOG57200411 years ago
Who cares im bat man
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(*_*)11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
Being Batman Is Dangerous,You Could Be Risking your Life every day, And it didn't say anything about having his Fighting skills So Your Basiclly F*cked
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Kidra10 years ago
Batman's lifestyle is too intense for me anyway. Why would I want to become a guy without superpowers?
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