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You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
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jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee 9 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb 5 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh 11 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive666 9 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie 9 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone 2 years ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Stefanie Hill 13 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Aguydude 9 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu 2 years ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame 10 years ago
Creepy lol

Useful_PotatO 8 years ago
I work alone.

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention 9 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee2 9 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ127 10 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci 13 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF 9 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson 13 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life 11 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Taylor Converse 13 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame 10 years ago
Bitter are you?
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FuckedUpCat 2 years ago
I’m Batman. I live in the shadows… justice…

Kierbonic 11 years ago
If I was batman my parents would be already dead

RedstoneHair 9 years ago
I'm batman...... Noo I love my mommy

kpopluver10 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

SF1NX CZ 10 years ago
Whet \\\\(._. )/?

Suzanne918 9 years ago
I don't want both.

alexelmi 11 years ago
im batman!!!! nananannananananannananananna batmaaann!!!

MegaManFanDan 11 years ago
Well, yeah that's implied in the fact that you are Batman, because Batman wouldn't be Batman if his parents weren't dead.

Fusion_G0st 6 years ago
I'm just batman or superman or spiderman or luke cage. Jesus Christ so many heroes lose their parents

Dfender 11 years ago
17313 people killed their parents to be batman, have his life, his town, all the problems of Arkham... NAhhhhh

23george32 7 years ago
This is basically being batman.

CONSTANTPWN 11 years ago
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Thomas666 10 years ago
I don't wanna be bat man??

Ruder9 12 years ago
That's already kinda how it works...

HussainRaza 9 years ago
Superman is better

coolkid0814 11 years ago
Solo... I'm batman

dickface69696969699 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Leonarose Fisher 13 years ago
batman tho

masterminer176 11 years ago
I don't even know about batman!

Lyurskanen 10 years ago
MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAAAD!!!

Aiden641 3 years ago
I can revive my parents

rynothedino 11 years ago
screw them

TurfyMink 11 years ago
So technically you are batman completely

Pie_Number_4 6 years ago
A Lose-lose scenario

Karsh 11 years ago
I don't like Batman anyway.

RachelE08 10 years ago
Hate batman, love my parents

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser 11 years ago
I DONT CARR

adamadam 11 years ago
no wonder BATMAN HAS NO PARENTS

10skin 10 years ago
Batman's parents are dead

AlmondeClorox 11 years ago
I'll press the button if I can be Saitama lol

MyNameIsJeff1234 8 years ago
batman is batman cuz he"s is rich and his parents are already dead, so there is no downside

fangseus 11 years ago
No shit.

Hayley Seragaki 13 years ago
DEAN.

PoppysSocks last year
Nice try, I already am Batman.

Cutie cooler gamer 11 years ago
Ok with this Lol
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