You are an eligible participant for Project 2045, a futurist-driven initiative with the goal of human-avatar immortality
but
There are no guarantees of a stabilized process -- that is, you are at risk for metaphysical discombobulation. (Think being stuck in limbo, forever).
I will not


mudafuckingdickhead9 years ago
read the first four words, click I WILL NOT

minimegaman09011 months ago
bro declined because of "you are an eligible"

Migdin18 years ago
Am i the only one that understands this button?

.yourmother9 months ago
yes
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SciArtHerp8 years ago
If I go into the limbo, I'm still immortal. Jees idiots KNOW YOUR AFTERLIFE.

ChristianaBrown8 years ago
Essentially you can either be immortal or be stuck in limbo, although what kind of limbo Idk. Perhaps the limbo after death

Daniel Unnecessarilylongmiddlename Albert12 years ago
Didn't read ftw.

Emmy_Lou27358 years ago
This says 47 years ago what the actually f***
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Nosaj9 years ago
Way too many big words in there.

Antlex10 years ago
oh my god! this is the 3rd time i've seen this button!

Cocoacuphead7 years ago
Sure why not do it

BluCatz9 years ago
GOD NO

Hermaeus_Mora8 years ago
...what?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago
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Pokefan1238 years ago
I love how many people have Internet instead of a life
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TheMaskedMan9 years ago
This had me at human-avatar :D *instantly thinks of a tall blue avatar* SO COOL! Oh yeah limbo is terrible but YOLO!

GhostGirl6279 years ago
Don't know if you'll get this but ANOTHER TORCH!!!

Starsguard9 years ago
Haha, yeah, sword-art online style. I did it, why the heck not..

Jamietheboss9 years ago
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ZaneFlare11 years ago
sure why not I have nothing else to contribute to humanity atleast it's for science

ILoveThisBaByyy8 years ago
Yep

ToxicCrybby8 years ago
holy shit thats a lot of words

Marizo9 years ago
I didn't understand a bit of that.

Cassidea9 years ago
... Huh?

Nod_Lucario9 years ago
I'd rather not be stuck in a .Hack scenario

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago
I’d be stuck in Limbo? I guess I should really FOCUS more often.

Bergzbot10 years ago
Semi-Sword Art Online

Scarose9 years ago
not..at all

AF7 years ago
I'm not a native English speaker. Can someone please explain it to meI simple words?

Ambertails9 years ago
for humanity m8, i wouldnt care if i was stuck in limbo, if it helped humanity a little im happy.

ZionnaMoore8 years ago
I have no idea what limbo is

Pokefan1238 years ago
It means you could end up floating in a black space alone forever

demonking9 years ago
But you might look cool after

John Lawless12 years ago
Only if i have nothing to lose

Michael smith9 years ago
This seems interesting I think I'm gonna press the button

lexigamer4 years ago
oof

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago
This is some sci-fi shit. I love it.

J3 Omega 9 years ago
A chance of immortality? The reward of obtaining immortality is worth the risk of death, limbo, or whatever consequence befalls as a result.

Dotty potatoes9 years ago
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!😞

draconius11 years ago
it aint 100% going to fail so -face plants the button- HELL YEAH

Ras21sp8 years ago
I pressed a button that said there would be no qounsequence if i pressed it so

DottySpot8 years ago
There are several words I don't understand

bloodyblade8 years ago
ikr

Enderperson9 years ago
Immortality isn't that great but I would do it just to get stuck in limbo it would be the best entertainment for the last few moments before I kill myself

Vincent stats9 years ago
I don't understand this question

Buildamisterlast year
Sounds like something Elon Musk would do

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago
sacrifices must be made

ReWyne9 years ago
I didn't want immortality anyways.

powerreader109 years ago
What if u want to be mortal

James Reulbach12 years ago
Eh, why not? I like taking risks. Also that's a goal I'm totally into.

giladxdxd9 years ago
I read immortality, I don't press

djcool2328 years ago
I know I won't get one eny way

J3 Omega 9 years ago
Also, why does everyone think this is a reference to SAO (Sword Art Online)? The content of this question has absolutely no corrolation with the portraylal of SAO. If you'd like a more accurate representation of this scenario, look up the anime Expelled From Paradise.

lexigamer4 years ago
bruh whats the potint

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GangsternauwL8 years ago
Sure
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