Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Female version of myself who has Inter universe teleportation and will give me Inter-universe teleportation and will reincarnate when she dies.

Slastina2 years ago

The “girl of my dreams” is my worst female enemy…

DeathAteMyCat8 years ago

It"s fun to be gay on this site

ForgottenFirefly4 years ago

also am i gay or lesbian depending on what gender i marry? the reason im asking this is because im both genders...

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FoxyWoxy 198710 years ago

But I'm a girl...

Raffaelo3 years ago

Some people think there are only boys on the internet

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Watermelonman8 years ago

...i had nightmares of hilary clinton... And nightmares count as dreams, right? Also, what exactly does "get" mean? Can i just "take" her and... Like, throw her out the window or something?

Migdin18 years ago

UnicornUrinal, even a Blobfish is better than Justin.

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bluerobin8 years ago

Im gay so i would like a guy

Name.EXE9 years ago

What about the females reading? Or gay men?

Watermelonman8 years ago

And what about married people? Anybody thinking "bout "too late, i already got one"?

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Game54128 years ago

You know i wouldnt mind fucking a corpse.

kawaii_potato9 years ago

What is it with the 46 year old comments?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Me neither

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tigeyjr10 years ago

i'm a 100% female

Kai Black12 years ago

I will not live The Fault In Our Stars

IslaFinlay8 years ago

spoiler alert

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SoggyBreadMan7 years ago

Good, that"s one less Thot in the world.

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

Well I already have the girl of my dreams.., Me

Mikuelious8 years ago

WHY THE HECK ARE ALL OF THESE DILEMMAS FOR STRAIGHT GUYS AND LESBIAN GIRLS ONLY?!?! I'm so sick of it! I'm a straight guy myself, but still!

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

Idk that"s what they all say

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RonaldBlob8 years ago

Dream of a girl when she dies comes back alive, Fixed Bitches

abcx8 years ago

1. Ariana Grande 2. Have one month of fun. 3. She will never make music again. 5. Profit.

abcx8 years ago

That"s the joke. You can't make profit out of that (at least not in terms of money and that"s what I meant here), so the actual reason why you make profit is 4, but 4 doesn't exist. Leaving out a reason and adding "profit" as the last reason is actually a well-known joke.

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Chronos24678 years ago

What if the gorl of my dreams is immortal

Foxyfrost8 years ago

Thinking about it...Majority of girls I like are actually c*nts.... makes you think...legal murder,muahahah!!!

DestiniesTide8 years ago

No end of story for me

Kidnerd18 years ago

Better make sure the firewood do sent fall out...

Kidnerd18 years ago

Does"nt

Lunamoon198 years ago

That would just be pain on her and her family I wouldn't want to do that!

SeabassJames9 years ago

I dream of an immortal girl.

Ieatdogshit9 years ago

She would've died anywa-WAIT WHAT...HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA IGNORE THAT DUMB AUTOCORRECT

Yatanay8 years ago

lol

Endercake9 years ago

I can make that month worth it *presses button , fights with girfriend for a month*

philtheninja9 years ago

hey a month with the person you love the most is better than no time at all

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

I feel bad for you

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coute10 years ago

Make it man of my dreams and then we'll have something to talk about.

Elodie Mayenfisch12 years ago

I`m not homo, and I wouldn`t want to randomly kill someone

Justin Wygralak12 years ago

Considering the girl of my dreams is diabetic, there's actually a very slim (but nonetheless real) chance of this actually happening...

Allie543218 years ago

My cat is diabetic so was my grandma

xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago

The girl of my dreams has infinite power and can't die.

CRAZY1017 years ago

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Watermelonman8 years ago

What if i met her over a month ago?

abcx8 years ago

there"s

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CainxThexQueer8 years ago

Jokes on you I'm gay!

waterdragon20010 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]