Will You Press The Button?

kongya 8 months ago

Can I only get one dream girl?Can I get the dream girl of every dream?Come once a month.Hey, I want to scold myself.Too abstract.

235x0 3 years ago

Female version of myself who has Inter universe teleportation and will give me Inter-universe teleportation and will reincarnate when she dies.

DeathAteMyCat 9 years ago

It"s fun to be gay on this site

ForgottenFirefly 5 years ago

also am i gay or lesbian depending on what gender i marry? the reason im asking this is because im both genders...

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FoxyWoxy 1987 11 years ago

But I'm a girl...

Raffaelo 4 years ago

Some people think there are only boys on the internet

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Slastina 3 years ago

The “girl of my dreams” is my worst female enemy…

Watermelonman 10 years ago

...i had nightmares of hilary clinton... And nightmares count as dreams, right? Also, what exactly does "get" mean? Can i just "take" her and... Like, throw her out the window or something?

Migdin1 9 years ago

UnicornUrinal, even a Blobfish is better than Justin.

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Name.EXE 11 years ago

What about the females reading? Or gay men?

Watermelonman 9 years ago

And what about married people? Anybody thinking "bout "too late, i already got one"?

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bluerobin 9 years ago

Im gay so i would like a guy

Game5412 10 years ago

You know i wouldnt mind fucking a corpse.

Kai Black 13 years ago

I will not live The Fault In Our Stars

IslaFinlay 9 years ago

spoiler alert

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kawaii_potato 11 years ago

What is it with the 46 year old comments?

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Me neither

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tigeyjr 11 years ago

i'm a 100% female

SoggyBreadMan 8 years ago

Good, that"s one less Thot in the world.

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago

Well I already have the girl of my dreams.., Me

Mikuelious 9 years ago

WHY THE HECK ARE ALL OF THESE DILEMMAS FOR STRAIGHT GUYS AND LESBIAN GIRLS ONLY?!?! I'm so sick of it! I'm a straight guy myself, but still!

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago

Idk that"s what they all say

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RonaldBlob 9 years ago

Dream of a girl when she dies comes back alive, Fixed Bitches

abcx 9 years ago

1. Ariana Grande 2. Have one month of fun. 3. She will never make music again. 5. Profit.

abcx 9 years ago

That"s the joke. You can't make profit out of that (at least not in terms of money and that"s what I meant here), so the actual reason why you make profit is 4, but 4 doesn't exist. Leaving out a reason and adding "profit" as the last reason is actually a well-known joke.

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Chronos2467 9 years ago

What if the gorl of my dreams is immortal

Foxyfrost 9 years ago

Thinking about it...Majority of girls I like are actually c*nts.... makes you think...legal murder,muahahah!!!

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

No end of story for me

Kidnerd1 10 years ago

Better make sure the firewood do sent fall out...

Kidnerd1 10 years ago

Does"nt

Lunamoon19 10 years ago

That would just be pain on her and her family I wouldn't want to do that!

SeabassJames 10 years ago

I dream of an immortal girl.

Ieatdogshit 10 years ago

She would've died anywa-WAIT WHAT...HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA IGNORE THAT DUMB AUTOCORRECT

Yatanay 9 years ago

lol

Endercake 11 years ago

I can make that month worth it *presses button , fights with girfriend for a month*

philtheninja 11 years ago

hey a month with the person you love the most is better than no time at all

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago

I feel bad for you

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coute 11 years ago

Make it man of my dreams and then we'll have something to talk about.

Elodie Mayenfisch 13 years ago

I`m not homo, and I wouldn`t want to randomly kill someone

Justin Wygralak 13 years ago

Considering the girl of my dreams is diabetic, there's actually a very slim (but nonetheless real) chance of this actually happening...

Allie54321 10 years ago

My cat is diabetic so was my grandma

Watermelonman 9 years ago

What if i met her over a month ago?

abcx 9 years ago

there"s

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xX_G0D_Xx 11 years ago

The girl of my dreams has infinite power and can't die.

CRAZY101 9 years ago

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smartypants 11 years ago

NEVER MEET HER DONT ASK FOR HER NAME OR TELL HER YOURS LOOPHOLE!

CainxThexQueer 9 years ago

Jokes on you I'm gay!

waterdragon200 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]