Will You Press The Button?

This Comment Won't Be Read 11 years ago

You stupid mother fucker in your genes means that everyone in your family is immortal!

BliepMonster 4 years ago

dominant and recessive genes

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Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

then it isn't genetic, dumbass.

TheGrimPaipear 4 years ago

This means it is genetic but not hereditary

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Ironshifter 5 years ago

immortality is a curse

DiegoBridge 6 years ago

I'll just spend my life traveling through time and other dimensions because of advanced tech in the future. PROBLEM SOLVED!

DottySpot 9 years ago

Douchebag, genetics CAN be passed down!!!

Buttonpresser25678 8 years ago

Not if its a receive gene only you have

DanielGray 10 years ago

immortality, but no indestructibility, no unaging.

Innovative-Question 10 years ago

Just donate blood, stupid.

yomonkeys123 11 years ago

so... watching you're kids die and not being able to die... why would you press the button again?

YoutubeularTVG 9 years ago

It says it can't be passed down, so your family would not have immortality

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WeAsLeY 8 years ago

oh gee! we have a scientist here guys

Swifter46ter 9 years ago

1. Not genes idiot. 2. HELL YEAH IMMORTALITY!!

sasmdaidiot 4 years ago

i would not want to see my entire family past me and friends die and then stay millions if not billions or maybe even the rest of time on a black void after watching the whole universe die

PHANisrealmaybe 10 years ago

Blood transfusion

Alex Lafleur 13 years ago

yay another contradictory question ... -_- dumbass

ivegotnothing 9 years ago

yeah

Zach Wu 13 years ago

If its genetic, just get scientists to study your genome and replicate it.

Peekoo 6 years ago

yeah its 2020 now u can just clone urself

arserse 5 years ago

Why does nobody realize that immortality is itself a downside?

erintay5 12 years ago

making a time machine if I do. FOR TIME& SPACE! BYE EARTHLINGS AND YOUR TINY UMBRELLAS

TheGrandStar 10 years ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BE IMMORTAL

Sonico 9 years ago

Because they are young and they think the life will always be cool.

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littlestars 11 years ago

also that is against genetic rules like what the hey = none sense

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago

Then its not genetic.

Katy12127 11 years ago

I would just throw the jeans away so everybody is equal or rip them up and give it to every body that want it, or the people that I love.

saifeldin 11 years ago

damn why the good things is going away

drakat888 9 years ago

operations is the answer the put my genes in my family and immortal family

Science guy 10 years ago

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micmac200312 11 years ago

if its in your genes it CAN be passed down so rlly no downside....

Moneyforlife 10 years ago

Ok but not genetic

gay_lord3402 11 years ago

I don't care immortality is a curse not a power

gay_lord3402 11 years ago

also i'm not wearing jeans

Elias05 10 years ago

Wtf 47 years ago

Nightlizard 11 years ago

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spie95 6 years ago

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MasterMind 12 years ago

Isn't that the down side of being immortal. You out live everyone.

RainbowAnimalzGirl 11 years ago

So basically I have the power to give others the power but I cant make them keep it... And yes in magical powers you can lend down your powers

SnowandSwordio 9 years ago

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Anders Groos Mikkelsen 13 years ago

The thought of immortality frightens me more than anything

SCD12 10 years ago

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button dude 11 years ago

Kitt you dumb

jpbeat 11 years ago

gain imortality, spend all your time unlocking the secrets of the universe, gain the ability to bend matter to your will, wait for universe to explode, make a pub at the end of time, chat with all the other immortals until heat-death occurs. time ends.

HongBao 12 years ago

great I'm immortal

Scales360 10 years ago

If I was immortal, I could just use it to protect my family, so its as if they were immortal

TheMagicGiraffe 8 years ago

Fucking idiots made this website, You can be stupid or... or you can be dumb. WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE???

Peekoo 6 years ago

im dumb but im not stupid

Costin Stet 13 years ago

Eternal ruller of the international soviet

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

This question is stupid because if its in your genes that means that your mother and father have it which means your siblings have it as well

SakuLee 11 years ago

Um then how is in our jeans..... -_-"

Loophole man 10 years ago

In the future, the gene could be replicated and given to others

heylookitsgabbi 11 years ago

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Mady0 9 years ago

Why would I want to pass it down?

DellAnno 11 years ago

Sure, why not? Free stuff up for grabs really...

Chinese potato 11 years ago

If it's in my gene pool the it could be recessive but it still has to be passed on if I have children

Seclysion 10 years ago

I don't care

EdwinLopez530 11 years ago

So, thos means you become immortal no downside

thatmoski 5 years ago

just think a minute how much immortality would suck

Mykael Creo 12 years ago

This post contradicts itself. If immortality is genetic, that means you inherited it and that your offspring can inherit it. You really ought to learn the bare basics of genetics before making such a five-year-old's post.

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