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deanismyhusband4lyfe 11 years ago

Just get robot feet!

Lorange7 4 years ago

Yeah for 4 grand

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beep 10 years ago

you could get hella nice prosthetics from all that race winning

Brandon Cooper 13 years ago

duct tape ;D

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago

Oh bugger, I’ve sewn me legs on the wrong way round 😂

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Uncookedham87 9 years ago

SPEED IS KEY

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Sorry but I like my feet where they are!

FelixAL99 10 years ago

artificial feets, duh

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

Most of that speed would come from the rest of the leg, so good, durable prosthetics should work just fine.

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

But will i not die from blood loss???

tbfh leave 11 years ago

I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel my feet, and I can't run. No upside.

nakobro2003 10 years ago

It would be funny if u were in a wheelchair going 120 that would be badass

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Alex Steel String Raf 13 years ago

prosthetics tho

Fluffwarrior 9 years ago

Exactly. You"d also make a lot of money from being an Olympic athlete, so you could buy those yourself

Claire Romanini 13 years ago

Saints Row 4 anyone? c:

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

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MirceaCiubuca 9 years ago

I still got a cock tho

nugget 12 years ago

Okayyyyy... so get cybernetic ones.

daniel700 10 years ago

I'm 23 so I got 17 years left better rob some banks or something.

Momen 11 years ago

What if i am 41

Katiewelsh556 10 years ago

Yesssssss

MrBostonBakedBeans 3 years ago

Just get bionic feet

Mr.Reader 11 years ago

ill just win the olympics and bye fake feet

LOopholersforlifewow999 9 years ago

lol if your 40 there is no upside and if you die before 40 i guess there is no point meh i will hire my best surgeon

Jeff Fischer 13 years ago

I don't care how fast I can do it, I'm not running anywhere. Lazy as fuuuck.

Keen 6 years ago

I already have a condition that will and already has started to cause extreme pain in my entire lower body and spine so this'll be a mercy.

MrTopHat 11 years ago

Hey everyone we have replacement limbs now days. Slap on my spring feet replacements and I'm back off at 120mph

DottySpot 9 years ago

Surgery!!!

spacecat65 11 years ago

ok so if you are the fastest runner in the world then you will be famous and get money just get some surgically put back on with the money

DATBOI69 10 years ago

prosthetic feet my dude

that guy999 11 years ago

OLYMPICS

doctordeanwholmes 12 years ago

why would even want to run that fast tbh

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TapuLele 9 years ago

You could get the doctors to give you surgery to sew the legs back on.

Gaster345 10 years ago

protestic limbs.

hijaked 9 years ago

I"ve always wanted to play Mario kart in walmart

riverclaw15 11 years ago

duck tape

ZachLTU 4 years ago

I don't think I would live through 40years, cause I have alot of medical problems.

mosley 11 years ago

FAKE FEET PEOPLE

Minihousess 11 years ago

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