Will You Press The Button?

You will gain the ability to fly

but

you will be unable to have or adopt children

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Nika_Kharazishvili2 years ago

Ofc i will press it i dont care about these annoying kids

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

So I can have sex in the air and not have kids? Top shelf.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

You could still get AST.

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Pwnemup9 years ago

Is it sad that I didn't hesitate to click the button

Senseless9 years ago

Nope, I did the Same :)

Mechanical System9 years ago

No downside to people who don't want children

Slurmp_8 years ago

Fuck children

PaperTheMoth3 years ago

holy fucking shit this was quite the experience

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TheTriangularSquare8 years ago

That is fine. Children are annoying.

ÃsdÃs RÃ³s ÃžÃ³risdÃ³ttir12 years ago

Doesn't mean you can fly to an orphanage and steal one.

Hugobult5 years ago

Nice

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Crotalia7 years ago

Error 404 Downside Not found

RiverBoyy9 years ago

Where is the downside?

McSwaggyPants9 years ago

Cool, I don't want kids.

Abbycat1232566 years ago

Same

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L00PH0L37 years ago

What will i do with kids if I COULD FLY

Mad_KillerZ9 years ago

yeah i can fuck girl and never have son ITS PERFECT oh yeah and I can still FLY OH YEAH

Dominique93258 years ago

Who wants stupid shit bags crying at 3 am because they shit their diapers

Nao9 years ago

does not say that im unable to have sex :p

GamingSmark7 years ago

i HATE KIDS

Zi7 years ago

dogs exist

Alison Goldberg12 years ago

Jokes on you I don't want kids and I am infertile.

boooiiii3 years ago

who in their right minds want little versions of themselves?

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TheHipsterOne8 years ago

Sometimes I wish this things would actually happen

Abdelrahman9 years ago

Dreams come true!

Tuturu9 years ago

You can just come to the orphanage and play with the children

Fairycentopia7 years ago

Noice

Theocelotlover (YouTube)9 years ago

YEAH!! DOWNSIDE?

Starly AJ9 years ago

What's the downside again..?

Sam Bergeron12 years ago

So you get to have the ability to fly AND have no kids?

SemiIsback7 years ago

OH YEAH!

Micheal Baldon12 years ago

I never wanted children anyway, so no loss for me.

Connor Gorr12 years ago

Win win scenario

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

why would I ant kids at all?

Ana Dosen Eiskaffee12 years ago

i hate children ... so why not

Kristine Yang12 years ago

babies are annoying anyways

Robdog679 years ago

That means i dont have to wear a condom anymore :D

PIZZABOOM7 months ago

you can just kidnap a child and say to it that you are his parents when he grow up

Killerrose2959 years ago

i dont want kids.

Melon_Zebra7 years ago

I'm asexual and adoption takes too much work. I'm cool with consentually kidnapping one, though. Free flight!

skorge90010 years ago

well what if your wife adopts it /:

Takarati3 years ago

I don’t want any children anyway.. Time to fly!

Luzugames9 years ago

No vale para nada

Z0mb1ek1tten510 years ago

How is this a bad thing?

SkullSkillGamer9 years ago

WHO CARES ABOUT KIDS I WANNA FUCKING FLY!!

Blackxworm8 years ago

Make a baby..... then press the button.

Charles A. McGraw12 years ago

No downside. Sweet.

Conspiracy_risk9 years ago

I SMASHED that button.

Dark225 years ago

hey at least I can have sex with no kids

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago

1. Take baby 2. Say to baby I'm your dad

Micheal Stone9 years ago

No downside

Mr.Clue9 years ago

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THE DECISION MAKER8 years ago

I want kids so.... yesh

AlexandriaDiedrich8 years ago

I see no downside

grayfire10 years ago

i want sex, but still no bf, so i'm not clicking the button.

yolo3604209 years ago

But your not the one having it the wife is :/

TisDrip2 years ago

yeah cuz I was gonna have kids

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago

*asexuals laugh in the distance*

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

I heard them across my street. XD

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