Will You Press The Button?

BADWOLF109 years ago

already am with the girl of my dreams... get rekt bitch 420blazeit 1080 noscope smoke weed everyday mountain-dew+dorritos=illuminati confirmideded

Apollo9243 years ago

WTF

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MeowAtTheStars8 years ago

The person of my dreams is my cat....

Mikuelious7 years ago

AlexBrown They"re purrsons

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Pan-Pancake3 years ago

Just marry an enby! :)

kawaikittykat9 years ago

LOL ALREADY WITH HER

KindaOP8 years ago

but what if its only 0.001 Milliseconds longer thou

deathbypanzer9 years ago

thats a good one

TheDuckApocalypse9 years ago

what is the point of life if u cant even find love

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

The reason I'm not pressing this button this because I already found my dream woman!

AddyBaker8 years ago

I'm wanna be single

Dramanurse8 years ago

As long as they still love me.

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Long distance relationship?

Not Here9 years ago

Haha! I have no interest of having relationships.

Pedro Pacheco12 years ago

Worth it. No downside

Migdin18 years ago

You try to kiss her and you die of old age

Alice Cao12 years ago

someone write this into a YA fictional romance novel!!!!!!!

TheoIsaTesla2 years ago

I’m only about 7 years late, but I’m on it!

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boomboom2799 years ago

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Ryangoogle9 years ago

They can get close to you

jet1409 9 years ago

Same here

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

1 millisecond faster. EZ.

ShiningDawn10 years ago

This sounds like a great book waiting to happen.

ARW1238 years ago

Could I have both since I'm bisexual

gameboy_419 years ago

i already have a girlfriend so i dont need to press that thing that is called hel

djcool2328 years ago

I wouldn't waste my life with some bitch, and I don't like the idea of "aging faster" thank you very much sir.

FatnissEverdeen9 years ago

Faster the age? So my dick will grow faster? SURE!

Shiizachan7 years ago

This is not how logic.

NIGHTFALL9015 years ago

Im already immortal so ye

thatdidmeafrighten9 years ago

age is just an illusion *slowly backs into a corner*

SpiderCommander9 years ago

I already am with my perfect guy

RoyalKitten9 years ago

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Jeremy139 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

kyleigh11 years ago

@Valerie Dunn, it is actually E= + or - Mc^2

Joeyisjoey8 years ago

what if i have a nonbinary of my dreams

Donald Trump9 years ago

You are aging faster like 0.0000000000001% when you contact with them for a decade or so, beacause I would pressed the button then(#rekt)

Mandofortnite6573 years ago

Well as long as they love me

NiamhIsALeprechaun9 years ago

...Eh, i wouldn't really mind tbh, i hate myself ;w;

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Iy doesnt say how fast you age like 100mm close to her/him age 1 second faster go away 200m then i age normally

Agarwaen9 years ago

i would do it

Snailbobtwo9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

northplayyyer9 years ago

Quickie sex

skorge90010 years ago

they dont say how much fasterer it could be every minute is 1 minute and .1 second

abcx8 years ago

Please define "fast". And how close is close? Let"s say x = closeness and y = factor your speed of aging is multiplied with and x capping at 100. Now we could just say f(x) = 1,00x or it could be f(x) = x. That matters quite a lot. (math was probably not the best way to explain this, but who cares)

Valerie Dunn12 years ago

time flies when you're with the one you love. E=MC^2, bitches.

EpicDragon68798 years ago

I have no longer love interests whatsoever, so this button is useless for now. But when I do find my one true love, this is so worth it.

EpicDragon68798 years ago

Also, I hope to find this person when I'm older, so I don't look like an 80 year-old in my thirties.

rebot4499 years ago

Wait the faster age by how much.

MutantRainbow9 years ago

I dont love anyone

MOR is here9 years ago

if the girls of my dreams will falls madly in love with me, she'll probably get closer to me more! so i'll die before we can have time together!

Beppe3034 years ago

I bet you have take this from hancock

RoyalKitten9 years ago

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Yolo4209 years ago

Chloe Price here I come

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

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Logical9 years ago

I'm with the girl of my dreams

Cartoon Reaper11 years ago

I'm Immortal I win!

kennymccormick21699 years ago

It didn't say how MUCH faster you age. If you age like 1 second more each second when your next to them, eh so what

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