Will You Press The Button?

BADWOLF109 years ago

already am with the girl of my dreams... get rekt bitch 420blazeit 1080 noscope smoke weed everyday mountain-dew+dorritos=illuminati confirmideded

Apollo9243 years ago

WTF

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MeowAtTheStars8 years ago

The person of my dreams is my cat....

Mikuelious7 years ago

AlexBrown They"re purrsons

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Pan-Pancake3 years ago

Just marry an enby! :)

kawaikittykat9 years ago

LOL ALREADY WITH HER

KindaOP8 years ago

but what if its only 0.001 Milliseconds longer thou

deathbypanzer9 years ago

thats a good one

TheDuckApocalypse9 years ago

what is the point of life if u cant even find love

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

The reason I'm not pressing this button this because I already found my dream woman!

AddyBaker8 years ago

I'm wanna be single

Dramanurse8 years ago

As long as they still love me.

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Long distance relationship?

Not Here9 years ago

Haha! I have no interest of having relationships.

Pedro Pacheco12 years ago

Worth it. No downside

Migdin18 years ago

You try to kiss her and you die of old age

Alice Cao12 years ago

someone write this into a YA fictional romance novel!!!!!!!

TheoIsaTesla2 years ago

I’m only about 7 years late, but I’m on it!

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Yolo4209 years ago

Chloe Price here I come

RoyalKitten9 years ago

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Logical9 years ago

I'm with the girl of my dreams

Cartoon Reaper11 years ago

I'm Immortal I win!

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

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Kyve2 years ago

They exist and they are in love with me, I don't wanna die faster though

scythe watch9 years ago

WORT IT

kennymccormick21699 years ago

It didn't say how MUCH faster you age. If you age like 1 second more each second when your next to them, eh so what

AFK_man9 years ago

Better get to learning magic to learn a slow aging spell.

connorbowman9 years ago

my bitch is already with me

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago

eh i will chat thats the only way so i"d chat

PowerPikachu10 years ago

I'm thinking the aging accelerates as you're together more. But as long as you're careful to only be with her (or him) directly only at a few times, you can contact via skype. Also, I'm 13, so someone that's 25+ years old would reach 60 probably faster tha...[Show full comment]

JadaWilson8 years ago

I dont have any in my dreams i like every one and i dont wanna keep buying clothes

spicywiener m89 years ago

n*gga i'm 13 #DieYoung

Shiizachan7 years ago

13 year olds should not be using explicit language such as that, cunt.

LuÃs De Souza Amorim12 years ago

Get a happy AND fast life so it doesn't fall appart cuz of time? Cool I'd love that.

LittleOnion59 years ago

I guess you could say.. We aged together, and died together

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I'm not even near her, and she doesn't know who I am

LikeABoss119 years ago

you would become to old for them

xrazgarx4 years ago

So essentially a succubus? Sure why not my dream girl is a succubus anyhow.

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice9 years ago

I could be grandma Go through their underwear and pretend to be doing laundry Ha Haimsocreepy c:

EzMcC8 years ago

i dont want to be gandalf

acegamer9 years ago

Im not in love or something

KenWasHere218 years ago

How fast? It can only be like half a second faster for each minute.

Jorhanjo10 years ago

@kyleigh negative matter isnt exactly something you need to use in any normal calculations, dickhead

geekfreak129 years ago

as long as I age with the person of my dreams im cool ;)

Paspallanlast year

If it's the closest and longer you are from them, you will always age faster. Also, if it's director proportioned with close and long distances, where you would age normally.