Will You Press The Button?

Hogger440 8 years ago

Make evrybody like you fo free

Somerandomwizard 8 years ago

Yo Harvard, I found one of your students

AevumFlammo 11 years ago

But nobody will give you anything for free because they want to kill you.

Chloe_Spamton 3 years ago

They should be absolutley compelled to give you the free item. *takes grocery bag and runs*

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Parappa Rapper 13 years ago

That's how GTA works.

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

Pretty much ya.

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Isaak 11 years ago

get super powers

Migdin1 10 years ago

I want omnipotence.... come at me humanity

FUCKu 9 years ago

GTA confirmed

TimmyBoyRules 10 years ago

"everything" includes unbreakable armor, right? Also, "want's" *sigh*

Tricia Edwards 13 years ago

Logically speaking, you could arm yourself to the fucking TEETH and defend yourself against literally EVERYTHING. So, YES PLEASE.

Somerandomwizard 8 years ago

So you’ll gun down your homies? You’ll be all alone

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Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago

*wants

Alan Aurmont 13 years ago

Get your own personal robocop or a laser shark for free. Assume defensive position. Ready, set, go!

Wynter 9 years ago

Nope robocop not human so he"s good. He doesn't count as a body.

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Stropey 9 years ago

Invest in a gigantic planet-obliterating mech suit.

XXdubstepzzXX 11 years ago

Terminated 5?

hannahpanda04 10 years ago

murder!

lewis0428 4 years ago

get nuke for free

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago

ill buy an army for free

beastmode46 10 years ago

Everybody wants to kill u doesnt mean they will...

AnimeQueenMHA 6 years ago

Gun shop, get everything free, arm yourself and kill the ones who try to hurt y’a

lumberjack 11 years ago

you can lock yourself in the room and if you need food just Disguise yourself as another person

SinonMercer 9 years ago

They WANT to but never said they TRY to kill you.

Redhead 11 years ago

doesn't mean they WILL kill you

KeralinKreunen 8 years ago

I WISH FOR ARMAR

MARC_NIDZ 8 years ago

The armor is alive and wants to kill u :)

cmac 11 years ago

They want to but there's a chance they wont

Jk-Jrdz 9 years ago

Do you want to kill you tho..,???

Lottie DomoBear 13 years ago

If everything is free........ MACHINE GUN RIFLE SHOT GUN GRENADES NUKES NUCLEAR BOMBS TANKS AIRPLANES all weapons are for free so basically kill the world xD But then you'll b all alone.....xD

ralfds13 10 years ago

Can I get the love, for free?

that_one_person_0w0 4 years ago

Get a couple guards and a bunker

badass25 11 years ago

so defense 24/7 from evrybody

TheGames 9 years ago

pues contrato guardaespaldas gratis y haber si intentan matarme.

Wabefuhon 11 years ago

Iron Man suit.

shinchaf1 5 years ago

Economy works by trading with other humans using a stable currency... And you can't buy when the currency is worthless or unusable...

this name is not to long 11 years ago

Basically your a ab thief

MGGoku 9 years ago

GTA in a nutshell

CcFirelight 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

kiki986delawarecity 10 years ago

FINE WITH MAH!

Apollo 12 years ago

Free MJOLNIR Mark VI armor with a Grav Hammer please

Neuhhhhhh 6 years ago

GTA

Random Blonde Girl 11 years ago

The key word there is "Want" Not "Will", Anyways, I have that in my life all the time. Next?

bobbyboo last year

Questions like these make me realize how downhill the quality of this site has gone.

ttddoogg 11 years ago

i would die in like... 5 minutes.....

iEmerald 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Zacharoonie6969 10 years ago

I can get a secret superweapon from the government that makes people not want to kill me

Taco Flocka Flame 13 years ago

they want to kill me but wouln't do it

DrEdwardElric 9 years ago

Free immortality

superhotfire 11 years ago

He'll yes

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

PugAndSlothLover 4 years ago

Get people to like you for free

jimz 11 years ago

get an ability that makes people not want to kill you. :D

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Get them to not want to kill you... IT says ANYTHING! :)

Schplexus 6 years ago

Get their ability to harm you for free. Everybody only WANTS to kill you, but cannot.

fabulouslyWiccan 9 years ago

Everyone already hates me :)

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