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You discover a cure for cancer

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But every cancer patient has to have a transfusion of your blood to be cured, meaning you are constantly giving blood.

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mpregtruther3 months ago

waltert white vampire

mpregtruther3 months ago

jessy pink is blood vampire :3

Maharidlast year

I don't like needles so no.

VacuumCleaner9 years ago

I don't have blood. I am a vacuum cleaner.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

@Cookies666 thats like asking why am i human

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MyUsernameIsAsh3 years ago

I saw someone say you can clone blood but I already didn't press the button so I guess I'm screwed.

BaiyueKunlan7 years ago

Blood can be clone, can made a large profit.

FallenKilla9 years ago

GREAT!! I'm o+

Scripted8 years ago

Or maybe O- or A+/-

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Myself1239 years ago

So? I can get blood donated by others

ManiacStar9 years ago

Um couldnt it just get my dna and put in in blood so i wont have to transfuse?

Lee H-c12 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Harrison_(blood_donor)

Camaro71838 years ago

Go Steelers!

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Andrew Mitol12 years ago

you would only need one transfusion... doctors would clone your bloodcells using stem cells

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

the needs of the many outway the needs of the few, plus you'd get used to it

79_16_81_79 years ago

cloning blood is a thing, its expensive AF

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Eero JÃ¤rvinen12 years ago

Cloning.

Steven Boyer12 years ago

well im sure they would pay you just like any other drug/cure

Dennis Luijkenaar12 years ago

Doctors will clone my bloodcells, and I'll probably get shitloads of money. So why the hell not? :D

CallumH9 years ago

10 litres is not enough. So you can cure cancer BUT you die basically

Thermophile9 years ago

Agh! Crippling fear of needles!

Vanya75 years ago

I hate needles but I would so do it for this

JoeReaper10 years ago

I would essentially be hospitalized forever; they would drain so much blood and I would be SO RICH but if I ever tried to stop people would hate me.

LiorAZDilmma9 years ago

we have to do it or we all get deleted from this world

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

I charge billions, so no way "I must" donate anything. Nero, the cure for cancer... I love the sound of it.

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

yolo

AlphaSeagull9 years ago

Blood cell cloning. Or I could just not tell anyone and only give blood to loved ones.

TjSalter8 years ago

Unless your a o- not everyone can take your blood

Zion Burns 9 years ago

We are all going to give blood on the day of judgment

Test1239 years ago

If it exists.

AWESOME12349 years ago

I will cause i would love to cure people

Hayden_Ho3 years ago

just take other peoples blood

Hi.im.justisuar10 years ago

What if my blood type can kill them

Watermelonman8 years ago

I will press that when im 50

AdamOtakuGamer7 years ago

And I am O- I can cure anyone Plus, if it"s a rich person, I don't mind fucking his money :)

austin_cnd10 years ago

Just makes your blood the most expensive item on the planet

CorneliusFazbear9 years ago

i just gonna use 1ml of my blood

FloweyDreemur9 years ago

why risk my life for others? That's dumb, life is precious

Odahhwing9 years ago

it never said i needed to give people the cure

Marrypoppins7 years ago

But from what?

Brendon O'Dea12 years ago

you'd only save 5 or 6 people before bleeding out and dying

VotingPooh10 months ago

Never thought of having a career in blood donation

@DylanKnapp19 years ago

you got to prevent it someday so sure,....

Uncookedham878 years ago

I don't have blood I'm a ham

BlueShell7 years ago

You used to have blood

iplaygames9 years ago

Your 0 year old self?

Legitbaseball208 years ago

SELFLESS

koenegsegg(my hero is pewdiepie)9 years ago

i whil put it for one milion dolars

jhonathan_wick5 years ago

o $H!T i dont have enough blood

jujubeanie2004 10 years ago

I LOVE THIS IDEA

thelderscrols9 years ago

ill be like a hero so itdoesnt matter

Jeremy Richardson12 years ago

Except that you can't donate blood more than once every 56 days. Sorry to break it to you, but they're not about to put the cancer cure in danger of systemic shock. Just saying.

Ninja_pig9 years ago

you can have just one cell

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago

Sounds fun

Toodles9 years ago

I spend my life giving out blood samples so if instead of using them for analysis they would just be used to save somebody's life I think it would be better

David_MC9 years ago

Clone my blood.

57581412349 years ago

No no no never!

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