Will You Press The Button?

VacuumCleaner 11 years ago

I don't have blood. I am a vacuum cleaner.

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

@Cookies666 thats like asking why am i human

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mpregtruther 2 years ago

waltert white vampire

namgyus_discord_kitten 11 months ago

Mpreg om nom nom

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Maharid 3 years ago

I don't like needles so no.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

bro it's cancer... even though I agree.

MyUsernameIsAsh 5 years ago

I saw someone say you can clone blood but I already didn't press the button so I guess I'm screwed.

BaiyueKunlan 9 years ago

Blood can be clone, can made a large profit.

FallenKilla 10 years ago

GREAT!! I'm o+

Scripted 9 years ago

Or maybe O- or A+/-

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Myself123 10 years ago

So? I can get blood donated by others

ManiacStar 10 years ago

Um couldnt it just get my dna and put in in blood so i wont have to transfuse?

Lee H-c 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Harrison_(blood_donor)

Camaro7183 9 years ago

Go Steelers!

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Andrew Mitol 13 years ago

you would only need one transfusion... doctors would clone your bloodcells using stem cells

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

the needs of the many outway the needs of the few, plus you'd get used to it

79_16_81_7 10 years ago

cloning blood is a thing, its expensive AF

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Eero JÃ¤rvinen 13 years ago

Cloning.

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

well im sure they would pay you just like any other drug/cure

Dennis Luijkenaar 13 years ago

Doctors will clone my bloodcells, and I'll probably get shitloads of money. So why the hell not? :D

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago

How much? Basically, I'd just give a normal amount that any blood doner would give and every patient would get one drop.

Awkward_person 10 years ago

Why not you are constantly pumping blood

Donderpants 11 years ago

1 drop = cured.

GuyNamedKyle 10 years ago

Omargurd??? Daz crazy dude. My blood to others? Wow, whats the point of living anymore?

GamingWithEz 11 years ago

Atleast you did it

EthanOvsak 7 years ago

Step 1: get 2 buckets Step 2: fill both with your blood Step 3: pour them out in a hole diagonal from each other And BOOM infinite blood source Problem blood banks?

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Minecraft irl isn't gonna work

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vicvinegar 11 years ago

I would get so laid from doing this. So I see no downside.

josephgervais_ 11 years ago

You could die if you gave back that much blood. And the ads that I'm seeing at the moment are all blood donation lol

Pademelon 9 years ago

What if it’s the wrong blood type?

Yaboiiii 9 years ago

Why not yo

Candyprincess 11 years ago

Never said how much, next time i get injured, put the blood into a little jar and that could be diluted and given to all the patients. BOOM, cure for cancer

hfhxcg 2 years ago

人是自私的，

Steve-Gaming 11 years ago

VAMPIRES ARE REAL!! lol. if you run out of blood, do you become a vampire? CLONING MACHINE TIME!!!!!!

AllastroS48 11 years ago

Blood cloning?

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MixxC 10 years ago

boi you can clone blood cells

Lonely4ever 8 years ago

Dies of blood loss From pressing the button

Astro Dime 12 years ago

I'd kill myself before I give endless blood transfusions, I'm sorry. I'm afraid of needles and blood. Just thinking about this made me nauseous and gave me a headache.

Commissar 10 years ago

Or or $

skorge900 11 years ago

wait but thats not discovering a cure for cancer you are the cure

Foxcraft 10 years ago

A cure will be found someday without need for someone to sacrifice themselves.

Foxcraft 10 years ago

But they could clone my blood and I would be rich

Yuki_Y 3 months ago

Not practical but useful since you can at least save those of the same blood type. Very useful if you have O- blood type since it can be donated to 99.9% of people.

smarten9000 11 years ago

pick blood water and you have more blood

Kymberlyngaming 9 years ago

Hell yeah i would! i can save people just by having my blood cloned.

Noah Jordan 13 years ago

Too afraid of needles.

cwinxgeciry 3 years ago

我宁愿牺牲我一个人去帮助更多的人

Amberboo11 11 years ago

That's good because u will heal them and u would help

DanielHahomo 9 years ago

I would charge money for my blood and get rich af. And i would also feel special

Button-Pusher 888 11 years ago

isn't cancer already kinda cured? I mean there are multiple types of cancer and some have a cure but not ALL of them. plus, I don't want to lose my blood.