Will You Press The Button?

Aaron Kester12 years ago

Well, if I gained absolute control over the universe, I could make it so that the universe wasn't a simulation, soooooooo...

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

There is no escaping the matrix. You arent clever.

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Pacifist_Sans9 years ago

At least I could alter ANYTHING!

DoonLord8 years ago

...In the universe

TGOGaming9 years ago

Pssshhhhh..... I already thought about this theory months ago. No downside for me then!

Migdin19 years ago

Me to

Ganon9 years ago

Why want to leave when your in control

BestGamer9 years ago

Downside?

The_Best_Of_The_Bestlast year

Exactly.

Flechashe9 years ago

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE: if you don't press the button, the universe would still be a simulation, so the question would be: "Would you like to have absolute control over the universe or not?"

LawOfTheSeas9 years ago

Yandere-San - simply by knowing the rules of this button, you would know.

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That_OP_Kitten9 years ago

Matrix anyone? I'm Neo

Asher-Cat8 years ago

Wrong... I'm Neo LOL

SadistDragon9 years ago

Make the universe an anime then live a life with favorite anime characters. Or make an enemy that can give Saitama a challenge.

Ganon9 years ago

Hell yeah

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MDarkKing16547 years ago

I"ve already Conti plated this however I'm all in

Asher-Cat8 years ago

Is that a matrix reference?

huling8 years ago

now questions like this are what the site is made for

Earthdoesgamimg8 years ago

Ill make the red pill and the real world is part of the univers so... whats the down side again?

DoonLord8 years ago

Existential crisis

HGhannahgirl8 years ago

a giant sims game.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

I knew it all along.

Migdin19 years ago

I already knew the world is a videogame played by the players that we call gods.

TrollerXXL9 years ago

I already think that the universe is just a simulation or maybe just a video game with artificial intelligence.

NIGHTSTALKER4459 years ago

Well if i cant leave its no different that being real if i have my feelings and everytjing acts as if it were it must be????

Eateroffood9 years ago

Am I the only one who thought of the matrix while reading this? ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒ

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

I think everyone who pressed thought of the matrix sansy boy

IMpureSlayer9 years ago

If it means im the god of the universe then i create life

crownofthorns10 years ago

so minecraft?

HaiNPatateS11 years ago

Spawn a naked woman in your room while alone and later that make her disappear (y)

Charlie Rose12 years ago

Even if my mind WERE ravaged by the realization, I COULD MAKE MYSELF FORGET. And don't give me any of this Twilight Zone shit.

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

Clever loophole. Ide prefer the red pill either way tho :)

Emmy LovesPuppies12 years ago

Welcome to the Matrix.

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

*inhales the red pill* I can dodge bullets now right?

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Isabel DePaul12 years ago

Except I have feelings related to the universe, and everyone else has feelings related to the universe, so it wouldn't really matter if it was a simulation.

Devi Alpha12 years ago

i become god to a universe that i cannot leave, im sticking with it

ÎœÎ¹Ï‡Î¬Î»Î·Ï‚ Î ÏÎ±ÏƒÎ¹Î±Î½Î¬ÎºÎ·Ï‚12 years ago

SAO

Chase Queentry12 years ago

Matrix?

Serge Alix12 years ago

i am in the matrix

Kelsay Cook12 years ago

Essentially.... this is a video game

you10 years ago

isnt that better

IronKid9 years ago

Absolutely nothing changes. My head is a balloon inflated with pure focus on this universe, but there is a hole in it and the focus is moving to the next universe, another balloon.

qwertyuiopp7 years ago

it was DEFINITELY a rick and morty fan who made this

alelin9 years ago

well, you got to make the best of a situation I guess???

ADoesCooee9 years ago

the thought of me being able to leave!

Hereuall27 years ago

Not worth it

Captrex9 years ago

That would be awesome!

Malou Lewin12 years ago

i know it seems cool but you'll have no sens of fulfillment nothing is worth anything anymore and you wont die or anything

happylego918 years ago

I'm already pretty sure the universe is a simulation and it doesn't change very much thinking that it is, but if I can gain admin access over whatever compute unit(s) are running this thing then I'm not going to complain

CollinCarter8 years ago

YOU IDIOT oh wait

Monkeycay9 years ago

downside?

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

Welcome to MY DIGITAL HELL, MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Bagotrash3 years ago

can I become the universe?

DerpFace929 years ago

I become a god in a simulation world? If i break the world, i just put it back together. If i change it to the real world... I REGRET NOTHING.

DerpFace929 years ago

also, error:downside_not_found(gods_rule)

DarkDragonWarrior9 years ago

Human: Matrix what? Machine1: Dude, my battery is dying... Machine2: wack it a couple times, it should give it a boost... Better? Machine1: yup

genderisyesyadoof5 years ago

Sounds like a VR addict

Nathan Pixelcraft9 years ago

Who wouldnt press the button?

SamBaum8 years ago

so im the progamer? ok reality is subjective anyway

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Walkingonbuttons7 years ago

Hope you like steak

Andy29 years ago

Isn't that like minecraft? Technically speaking it might not be so bad since you will be entertained, but you will die since you won't be able to eat or drink or sleep

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

i dont care how pointless life is, im still here

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