I already have exactly 84.2 million bottles of baby oil so I think I’m good
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Beaglepeanut2 years ago
DIDDY
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KhairulAnwarRoblox10 years ago
Sell oil, buy bodygards and shet. Become richer than Bill Gates and control the pirates and thieves with moneh.
Gigablack2 years ago
You sound hella British mate
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Rhett Overbay13 years ago
use the oil to BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH IN AN ETERNAL BONFIRE.
BurritoHog3 years ago
Hey! We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the worlds been turnin"! Hey! We didn't start the fire! No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it!
Super pirate killing plan
Step 1: sell oil and buy massive fort
Step 2: buy auto turrets to surround the perimiter
Step 3: Do what ever you want inside your massive wall
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DragonEXE9 years ago
Welcome to the 9th ring of hell motherfuckers!
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Davvedido9 years ago
Like this every1 that like trains
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Gerpar9 years ago
Pay them off, I'm pretty sure with infinite oil you could out pay whoever wanted you dead.
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BrofistKittycat10 years ago
Not if I never tell ANYONE!!!
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Dutch_lion7711 years ago
Pollution anyone?
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Cubed_me11 years ago
It's unlimited. Just give them.
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Hans Tan13 years ago
Ill just get the money become rich kill the pirates
ThePaulDude6 years ago
Why kill the pirates when you can hire them to protect you instead?
If i want to i can just hire people to watch over my family Duh
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Taylor Palmer13 years ago
I'll pay them off in oil
Imboredaf11 years ago
Smart.
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LordArtomy11 years ago
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TeamKobus210 years ago
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ZBALLZ8 years ago
Use the oil to but them
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smsff711 years ago
Sell the oil, make the money and hire protection
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Redblood10 years ago
Sell the oil and hire some one to protect you and your family
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NateCuber9 years ago
The downside is literally stupid. Pirates and theives don't exist
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genius12 years ago
hire mercenaries and body guards
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Flame Darkblood10 years ago
Throw oil all over the pirates and thieves, set them a light and get on with my life
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Marckatron11 years ago
Sell the oil and buy some AKs
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mrcory12310 years ago
or you could sell the oil and buy nukes and nuke the world and then rebuild the world :P
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LeviAckerman54864825 years ago
Speedwagon
my life would be jojo refrence
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auditour311 years ago
give them some oil since you have an unlimited supply
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BobJoel9 years ago
So I am a robot and need oil and I am super intelligent
Come at me
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Motorhorn8 years ago
Oil corrupts people. We should get rid of it all
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Erosion199811 years ago
I'm a tree hugger. Fuck oil.
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TeamKobus210 years ago
Use oil to let them burn. But hey. Dubai will thank me
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TheCore11 years ago
hm....I will have sooo many security and turrets^^
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