Will You Press The Button?

TheMightyTOG 10 years ago

7 percent? That"s less than the chance of you dying every day.

Lucario9906 5 years ago

Wrong, the highest average death probability by age is only 0.0009455%.

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Babbidy 5 years ago

superpowers or vegetation i dont have to pay taxes either way

Palestream 10 years ago

I could have superpowers....or never have to worry about walking....honestly I'm so lazy, being paralyzed wouldnt be bad

Lucario9906 5 years ago

wha- tf do you mean?

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Jess Hallowell 13 years ago

This is my friend typing. The odds were not in my favor.

CatchingZs 9 years ago

lol

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WBGrock 9 years ago

Tree powers, ACTIVATE

Skyfall2221 8 years ago

YES

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tails999 11 years ago

The odds were in my favor today! HEAT VISION, ACTIVATE!! XD

pencil 4 years ago

lol -HACKER POWERS ACTIVATE-

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

I pressed the button and my arms still work.I wonder what superpowers I gained.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

these buttons don't actually do anything

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Yea dumbass it"s a game

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

People play the lottery with worse odds then this so I'm pressing the button.

Aaron12998 7 years ago

Attach a nametag titled, "Dinnerbone", to yourself so you"re upside down, you'll still get paralyzed from the neck down, but it wont be your whole body.

Prestige1076 11 years ago

Just keep pressing the button until you successfully get the superpowers, and then heal yourself.

themindreader 9 years ago

But you can use the ultimate head

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pepepepe2 8 years ago

If you get the 7 percent chance, use your head to headbutt the button until you get powers

Emma Elizabeth Meekings 13 years ago

because a life without risk is a life not lived

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago

True. I agree

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Sir. Snarlington 11 years ago

With my luck stat the probabilities would flip

HenryWong122 10 years ago

I will take them odds.

1noxaj 9 years ago

Nose

Iodyne 12 years ago

86.5% powers, 0.5% just paralysed, 13% both

MoneyMadeIt 10 years ago

That means U Will Most Likely get it so...

TAOGOUDUI 4 months ago

我可不想用了以后就每天躺在床上

TheDeterminedFrisk 11 years ago

I don't know, with my luck

elgatitomiauuuu2 11 years ago

if u fail ask a guy that have superpowers to unparalize you :D

cool_guy168 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

DarkOverlord2 9 years ago

The risk is too great for me

Ashley Spurling 13 years ago

Very good odds

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Knowing my luck i will have like 93 percent hor being paralyzed but... LEROOOY JEEENKINSSS

Larsalexanderson 11 years ago

DAMN!!!!!! THATS A REAL GAMBLE!!!

dubatch 10 years ago

Iam lucky im typing this using a stick and not using my hands

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

NICE! Superpowers here I come!

hollyskyes 11 years ago

too many irons in the fire. the luck was not mine

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

Make sure and put a cyanide capsule in my mouth before pushing

Tranq 11 years ago

Worth the risk.

TGoCP 2 years ago

It says superpowerS, meaning I get multiple powers, so I could get time manipulation and super duper luck, so then I could go back in time have my super duper luck affect my chances of being paralyzed because it would be a bad thing if I saw myself get paralyzed to the luck would negate it.

Bitch_Crab 11 years ago

Ima snake... I think?

Seapony 9 years ago

I want both.

Bart Jansen 13 years ago

i'm not really the lucky one

cantdoitlikeme 10 years ago

I am using my tongue to type this

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

I got immortality. PLEASE LET ME DIE ALREADY

Michael Scates 13 years ago

Worth it

Moniquita1 11 years ago

VERY, VERY, ALMOST TOO PRUDENT VS everyone else.

gunty77 11 years ago

telekineses

Death_359 11 years ago

I like those odds

Skyfall2221 8 years ago

Do you get to choose the superpower?

OneLonelyPilot 11 years ago

I don't need superpowers, so it's an unnessecary chance to become paralyzed from the neck down.

Dylpickle 9 years ago

They never told u that u can choose the superpower so no

Grumpynyan 11 years ago

Those are some pretty good chances

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Eh fuck it who cares? Besides, it didn't say how long you were paralyzed for

awsome_nuub 10 years ago

If it doesnt say then that most likely means forever.

hayleym25 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ... [Show full comment]

awsome_nuub 10 years ago

And no one gives two diddly shits :D

djpg21 11 years ago

Worth it

allenbousar 4 years ago

either way ill probaly be dead within the fucking hour

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