Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

i wouldn't eat eat more then 1 pill that gives me inter-universe teleportation.

ButtonLord9 years ago

Thats a paradox: You can have unlimited, but you can only have one, but you have unlimited, but you only have one, ect.

ItsNoob9 years ago

No. In your serving, you can have an infinite amount, however once you stopped eating it for a while, your never allowed to eat it again.

David Padgett12 years ago

Unlimited means I can eat it forever.

Nanami_Kozuki4 years ago

True tho👀

Load more replies

Sylvezi7 years ago

"Unlimited quantity" negates the affects of the second part.

Vegetto87018 years ago

It"s not like you"re going yo eat your own vomit... no downside for me

minisamuri478 years ago

The only reason I wouldn't press this is because it would cause a paradox that could destroy the world.

Jasonm468 years ago

Lol same

SeanHisson8 years ago

this makes 0% sense

Bob jones9 years ago

#loophole it says after eating it so don't eat the whole thing

fifty bucks!9 years ago

eat the same food till i get so sick of it that I don't ever want it again then move on to the next food! easy as

TheBlueWaterFall7 years ago

YEEEEEEEEEP

Mewrocks9 years ago

Unlimited? So downside?

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

itsnoob you"re stupid

Load more replies

Zack Woodard12 years ago

Eat a little bit of broccoli

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Broccoli isn't disgusting hpottet13, your just overly picky about what you eat.

Load more replies

Olyn897 years ago

Too bad I hate food

Skelletron979 years ago

I want pancakes

CleverUsername10 years ago

Uh...what?

Nova_Fox8 years ago

Never ending pizza, It will never be fully eaten so I can eat it whenever

CantDoButtons4 years ago

This is less of a dilemma and more of a paradox

Skyler Fields11 years ago

So I have an unlimited quantity of food and I can never eat it again? o.O

bossninjarainbowguy8 years ago

infinity parodox

the blue flame9 years ago

if you ohbeas go ahead but if you dont have a huge stomic theys a prop

Press2Times9 years ago

I'll eat a time pill

Finn3us7 years ago

Yet again another paradox

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

u couldnt ever stop eating all ur life or u would starve to death cuz u wouldnt be able to eat ever agin after u stop

Starsguard9 years ago

If it's unlimited in will never run out, therefore you can eat it forever, or whenever you'd like.. pshh..

Vegetto87018 years ago

I don't want to eat my shit or puke anyway, and I do want to eat anything I want so it"s a win-win

Buckzzor Games9 years ago

Keep Eating Forever

LittleKalani8 years ago

U can eat any thing u want as much as u want? But you it doesnt matter cuz u cant eat it again?

crazyalfie1239 years ago

i would eat the next day it never if you could eat any other day

Itari1010 years ago

just never stop eating it?

Mini20102089 years ago

well if the word "it" was a food, you can eat anything. but i bet you'll hate "it"

JohnCina5 years ago

That doesn't work

Ryan Bereti12 years ago

With this logic you would only be able to take a bite of every food on earth once......... yay starvation!!

Oxymoronslayer8 years ago

Nah I'm set for not eating any way

westmoreland9 years ago

It said "unlimited amount" of any food. The only way you can never eat it again is if you choose a stopping point, because you can already have an unlimited amount.

lolnothanks8 years ago

Never stop eating it!

Mercervirus2.08 years ago

Is that not basic biology. we eat something we can not re-eat it unless you eat your own poo.

Davd9 years ago

Due to the opportunity and the downside being mutually exclusive, I have chosen to press the button in the hopes of creating a paradox, rendering the laws of logic worthless and throwing causality out the window. Down is up, entropy is reversed, and the un...[Show full comment]

inkredeble10 years ago

The question is a little confusing but what I got out of it was "You can eat as much of any food as you want but you will never be able to eat that food again." So you would eventually starve.

minesumocraft9 years ago

hahahhaha if it's unlimited i'll still eating it xD

AspenMuku3 years ago

I do it to help others who need food

The Camel King11 years ago

you can't eat the food you just ate. but you can still eat more of that type of food!

MangoMango8 years ago

It doesnt say anything about drinkin it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Loophole juz make smoothies :D

BigDogLittleDog7 years ago

You’d die in like 3 weeks

John Huibers12 years ago

You wont be able to eat an unlimited quantity, so whats that downside?

EdgyPotato8 years ago

This dillemma is fucked

Dokukage9 years ago

Eat tofu forever. Plenty of options.

kjmn1999 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Arthur_Sarue7 years ago

Unlimited McDoubles with extra onions and a single drop of ketchup each yesterday. Unlimited McDoubles with extra onions and two drops of ketchup today. Unlimited McDoubles with extra onions and three drops of ketchup tomorrow.

coffee_cats_jesus10 years ago

Umm, how does this make sense?

Timelypat8 years ago

Why would I want to eat an unlimited quantity of food?

Adamawsome9 years ago

Thus eat unlimited sushi,problem solved

Notifications

136 Comments

Login or register to comment