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You can marry the man/woman of your dreams and have a perfect life

but

You have to wear a fedora 24/7 no matter what

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LpL8 years ago

u get a PERFECT LIFE. so even if u hate fedoras u will love it as soon as that button is pressed

Pip66259 years ago

Downside?

RGPZ7 years ago

Yes I don't want to get married.

PeetaFangirlForever9 years ago

AGENT P!!!

AnimeFan20122 years ago

Perry,Perry the platypus

Solarcleric9 years ago

The Fourth Doctor wore a fedora. Nothing wrong with fedoras.

evejwkwjeb7 years ago

You know whas better than ferdoras? Boat ties, boat ties are cool

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Datuuuuu5 years ago

Fedoras are cool bitch

AmyWilliams9 years ago

If my life was perfect no one would care.

TheOddGreekGeek-6 years ago

Oh! Do i get the old timey black and white detective filter too?

FallOutGirl20017 years ago

that"d be fedorable <3

Desmond Foy12 years ago

FEDORAS ARE THE BEST!

Juan-Refrigerat0r3 years ago

Same

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Greatcat7 years ago

What if my fedora gets destroyed, say in the shower?

Mcjew4 years ago

Then you die

axil8 years ago

who doesn't like fedoras??

TheoneGD8 years ago

You could wear a tiny fedora on your toe

KBoyx18 years ago

Forget just a fedora, I'm wearing a trench coat too!

Winter648 years ago

i love fedoras so fuck yea

Lostfeather2378 years ago

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Star_killer9 years ago

The fedora is the upside.

Ian Grow12 years ago

I chose this for the fedora

StarxDDDDDDDDDD9 years ago

47 years ago

IanIANian10 years ago

I think a fedora looks snazy, win win

Jordan Behm12 years ago

...fedora... Fedora FEDORAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anthony Shawn Bethard12 years ago

Here I come, Tom Hiddleston.

Lochness6 years ago

I was looking for this comment lmao

Jackson Pearson12 years ago

33% of people are idiots

TheMrBats8 years ago

Where is the downside

KingBarbapPapa9 years ago

That's not so bad

kai09 years ago

DOWNSIDE NO EXIST

skorge90010 years ago

downside..... dat fedora sweg do

AA_Dude7 years ago

you would have a perfect life without the fedora

the windowsnerd9 years ago

mlg fedora m8

luna11 years ago

If you have a perfect life nothing will go wrong if nothing goes wrong that would be so boring... right?

EricNøtRice7 years ago

As long as i will have a perfect life i dont give one shit

thehorizoncame9 years ago

There isn't a downside

Yui_Thats_Me!10 years ago

I look good in fedoras

BB - 8 (The ball droid) 9 years ago

Just have a top with a fedora on STUPID

Joshua Dmytryshyn12 years ago

I'll just decorate it with glitter glue with things like 'I support feminism!' and 'I'm actually not a douche!' and 'please don't hurt me!'

billiam123last year

downside? fedoras are cool as frick

GUY WHO PRESSES BUTTONS9 years ago

my perfect life would involve taking the fedora off, no problem here

TheWojtek118 years ago

No downside in this

Pizzawarrior9 years ago

Ugh, I have to be edgy

Swa Aag12 years ago

WITH GREAT FEDORA COMES GREAT EUPHORIA

jackohans53 years ago

If you don't like the fedora, you don't know it"s there and it"s invisible because otherwise your life would be imperfect.

Kazue8 years ago

So leader of the free world? Fuck yes

WeepingAngells9 years ago

I'd do that anyway.. but going to bed might be difficult

Huffelpuff7 years ago

FEDORAS ROCK!!!!

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

I would look fabulous. #FedorasAreFabulous

JJRoseGC10 years ago

I need to shower... what if it falls off?

bro_ima_duck4 years ago

it said perfect life, so i guess id look good in a fedora then lmfao

potato man from mars9 years ago

I see no downside.

StuffToDo9 years ago

It's weird that people answered no to this. .. right?

Rvdd7 years ago

I can wear a really small Fedora, and it doesnt states where I can wear it.

dudebro1019 years ago

No downside

Pokemon girl10 years ago

Win win :3

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