Will You Press The Button?

Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago

So apparently people can die of not knowing they have cancer, instead of dying from the cancer itself.

verystoned9 years ago

Lol, nice one. I think they meant you die with cancer, without realizing you had it in the first place. If you did realize you would've cured it. So not realizing you have it would've been your downfall, so yes. Cancer & you not knowing are your killers.

dagamer44569 years ago

IM GONNA HAVE TOO TAKE 1 FOR THE HUMAN RACE

Kittenlover1017 years ago

For one thing, I could hardly understand that.

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Jess Burks12 years ago

If it means that nobody else has to suffer ever again, I'll take one for the team.

catzrkool22 years ago

our hero is not superman its jess burkes

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TEMMIECHAT8 years ago

Tem takes one for the team

Johnytoucan8 years ago

Haha im not dieing today

Mewtwo9 years ago

You mean, die for worthless humans? No thank you.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Yeah! Like, as a cat, we own humans, who cares if millions die every day from cancer?

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XRaider_UHC 9 years ago

I will press it because someone else will press that button that revives people and I'll be alive again. GG

kronos8 years ago

No i dont care about others so

cool chick ðŸ‘° 9 years ago

If it means saving lives i'll take it

Brander9 years ago

Lol, Paradox detecrted "But you die from not knowing you have cancer" That very statement makes me know that I will have cancer. Wheres the downside? #GETREKT

Migdin18 years ago

That is what i tought, but then it could be that you forget about the cancer because of the button....

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LordDoge7 years ago

It tells you you’ll die from cancer, better go to the doctor now...

WeAllKnowSupermanSucks7 years ago

Nope

Antoine Scliffet12 years ago

You better give me a nice statue bitches

Kirito207 years ago

Yeah lol

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AccountName657 years ago

You cure Cancer, just give the cure to Everyone In Case they get it.(Including you.) #ObviousLoophole

JelloMello8 years ago

Give me a giant statue and name an ocean or animal after me

Icode18 years ago

but if you cure it and you suffer the simtums wouldn't u just cure it out of paranoia ... i would

Eggman8 years ago

I knew all those eggs would get to me one day.

xXAnonymousLegionXx8 years ago

If you have cancer YOU don't know what you have, but the people that DO can help cure you with the cure YOU made.

TheSenpaiZach428 years ago

Regular Check Up???

Marcela3878 years ago

You guys are already secerfise your self so I don't have to :D

Kittenlover1017 years ago

I also think like that.

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FinelCake8 years ago

This is cancer.

Petalmoon9 years ago

Thats so ironic

Melony Sakura9 years ago

Cute and teach people how to cure cancer die from cancer and nobody will die from cancer ever again did I say cancer to much I think I said cancer to much I feel like I said cancer to much -five hours later of saying cancer and creating a language- cancer ...[Show full comment]

Migdin18 years ago

Cancer cancer CANCER canCER!!!

TheClownPrinceofCrime(TheJoker)9 years ago

Why Would i sacrifice myself for the human race? I'm The Joker! I don't care if anybody dies! I just laugh at their corpse as it lays there then Hahahahaha.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.

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Deathstroke87399 years ago

Oh the irony

Nicholas DiGirolamo12 years ago

I pressed it because with Cancer gone, they would have more time to focus on more things like time travel and they could go back in time and save me. Thus, will all the fame now, 100% profit and lives saved.

Personwithagun2 years ago

Do you understand how the space time continuum works

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SinonMercer7 years ago

67% don't understand how overpopulation works.

AliceDemera9 years ago

Oooh uh... Anyway I... I am a bitch~

YourEmporerStalin8 years ago

nope the world needs me for greater things

aviqwedc10 years ago

that would be the most ironic death of all times.. two achievements in one shot!

kylie9 years ago

Take one for dieing people with cancer

saiyanslayer9 years ago

worth it

jackrabbit225910 years ago

Here lies Jacky He cured cancer.... and then died from it. So he basically died from irony.

Warrior1019 years ago

But I do know I have cancer,since you just told me :)

verystoned9 years ago

Good point on your part, not so much from the people saying 'i'll just cure it'.

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BartekTomasik7 years ago

By pressing this button, i would know that i probably have cancer and go to the hospital

Xander J McLean12 years ago

But, to press the button, I must know the terms of the button... So, I know I have cancer, because I pressed the button.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Step 1: smoke a pack of cigarettes a day until I get lung cancer. Step 2: press the button. Step 2.5: as I have cancer, and I know I have cancer, I cannot die. Step 3: cure cancer. Step 4: as cancer is cured, I know for a fact that I don’t have cancer, so ...[Show full comment]