Will You Press The Button?

tails9999 years ago

I pressed a button that gave me immortality, so the jokes on you!

SinonMercer7 years ago

That"s not how it works dumbass.

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Etharian9 years ago

I would stop everything bad from happening everywhere, all at once, including my death which would cause an apocalyptic event(and therefore can be considered something "bad"), and live as long as I want to. Then when I become tired of living, I could(and w...[Show full comment]

rinacerous9974 years ago

I think you"d die at ur normal death time like 70 or something

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Weary Wanderer9 years ago

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AsuraShun3 years ago

you"ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

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Willard Miller12 years ago

So, on my deathbed, I'll just go get cryogenically frozen. I won't technically be dead. And then I'll be worshiped as a Messiah by the masses. :D

rinacerous9974 years ago

Like if u saved many many people while u were alive frozen when u get un frozen something like the earth explodes from the inside would happen

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PsudeumPops8 years ago

It hurts when it happens but bad things are learning experiences

Futurefounda18 years ago

Stop myself from dying. LOOPHOLE!!

AnonymousDudeYEAR00019 years ago

Jokes on you, I have immortality.

awsome_nuub9 years ago

THATS EVEN WORSE!!!

Ramisoboh7 years ago

But your dead

M4thDJ8 years ago

So I don't have to be sick 99, 9% of my life? Doesn't matter if I became very sick on my deathbed when I got to stay healthy during the time that mattered the most. So sure, why not. I could literally be naked Santa Claus during Christmas without worrying ...[Show full comment]

Wolfswift9 years ago

Dying is bad, so I stop myself from dying. Forever.

Maggie Vanderwier12 years ago

it wont matter cause ill be dead

SnapSkull2 years ago

Exactly, that"s what I'm saying.

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

THE ULTIMATE TROLL!!!

cheesypielast year

explode all 31.255 nukes in America, stop every single one... and jump off a building

Aaron Weddle12 years ago

if i go im taking u all with me hahaha

Shaun DeCuir12 years ago

Well my death would be bad so I can prevent that

David Lavell Baker12 years ago

Soooo when you die the world like... dies too?

Tatiana L. Smith12 years ago

Happened to Jesus *shrug*

Rand Al'thor12 years ago

I consider me being dead a bad thing

Zeldock_YT7 years ago

I’m dead though

Doyee8 years ago

I'll be immortal

se&ntilde;oritapambisita9 years ago

As long as I don't live it

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

wait do the bad things build up? does stopping an earthquake a volcano, and nuclear explosion mean that all will happen simultaneously when I die?

epicdaniel19 years ago

Of course they do!

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago

IDC I won't be alive to see it.

JPV2 months ago

selfish mode activated

Wulframm9 years ago

another one that kinda defeats the purpose.

MeIoetta8 years ago

I will stop my death then because it will be bad

ninjadino3219 years ago

Isn't that technically death in the first place for everyone?

EchoKind4 years ago

I mean, I'm not alive anymore soooo....

KookiePie11110 years ago

Just stop my death, problem solved.

Aerodynamics128 years ago

I'll stop my own death from happening!

VaswStr11 years ago

If it happens to me then i'll take one for the team i guess

Icode18 years ago

who cares im dead anyway

indoom9 years ago

If your yung its a good thing if your old its a bad thing

ThatAngryCatDemon7 years ago

Let them all die as I die

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daftpunk9 years ago

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kitsunekid169 years ago

dumbass

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NateCuber7 years ago

why did this voted mostly true

unique_20003 years ago

if you consider dying bad then you can stop it for infinite resolvent and life.

FuzzyCollie20009 years ago

The the doctors will work extra hard to keep me alive and well. :D

2tOxIc4u8 years ago

Wouldnt death be bad so why cant ju stop it then u live forever loophole found

David Gregory12 years ago

just post phone your death forever

FireWiz049 years ago

stop the world from ending ever, *world ends when dead*

Yuandra8 years ago

The epic story tho.

jshaw719 years ago

I can stop everything bad happening to who? everyone, or just me?

yomamaanddada4 years ago

Cock

just_some_russian_dj2 months ago

Don’t spam

That_Chick10 years ago

Is it like getting attacked bad or world ending bad?

klumbdolt9 years ago

it's normal my death is the worse thing that can happend

LlamaDrama7 years ago

I’d use the wishes only on myself. (Ex: always gud grades and stuff like that.) I would already be dead so nothing much will happen...

Kyle Forbes12 years ago

Well, a single bad thing that carries the same intensity as a one of the many bad occurrences i've stopped in my lifetime doesn't seem all horrid. Now if it was a single horrible incident that was as bad as all of the things I stopped COMBINED? Then I woul...[Show full comment]

Shadownin1008 years ago

I'll be dead I don't care

Ricksauce1212348 years ago

Before I die I'll just warn everyone of impending doom so they can b prepared

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