Will You Press The Button?

wanted12 11 years ago

Can i still make them have sex with me thats not a lie.

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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NoticeMeSenpai 11 years ago

I can bring Senpai to notice me!!!

HarperGoesUwU 3 years ago

dweeb

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Emma Johnson 13 years ago

Solution: don't lie

yeashg 3 years ago

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ProfessorBear 9 years ago

I love you... One day later... Fuck!

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

So what? They"re just one person.

Loophole Guy 12 years ago

Loophole: Kill anyone you lie to

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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Superwar3795 9 years ago

Surely if you just don’t lie to them you will be fine.

Eleven-x 9 years ago

Well fuck them

reneelbuck 11 years ago

So I'm Killgrave now?.......

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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Shawn Goodin 13 years ago

I am now Barney Stinson.

abcx 9 years ago

Well, Barney wasn't resented by everyone he lied to.

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NatÃ¡lia Maccarini 13 years ago

Are you saying i'm going to be Tom Hiddleston?

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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CheetahNutella 11 years ago

then just don't lie...

poopyface123 10 years ago

lie that your lying about not lying so that you can lie

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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Ashton Williams 13 years ago

So i would have to act like spock then?

ninjurtle 11 years ago

Just don't lie doe

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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Worm_Oc_Alice 6 years ago

My life in a nutshell, tbh

rileythepegasus 11 years ago

I'm an honest person. No downside

lolmaster123 9 years ago

2nd solution use the second definition!!!

lolmaster123 9 years ago

because then there is no time

Herman the German 12 years ago

Go around convincing young earth creationists about evolution. Then they realise the truth the next day, and renounce their shitty beliefs. *tips fedora*

num1goonlord last year

This one sucks. Gooning

Mr Medical 11 years ago

Just don't lie

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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Kalindros 8 years ago

Does this mean if you convince them of the truth, they will hate you for it? Wording is weird on this question.

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

Only Lie for Sex.

wanted12 11 years ago

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lilmissloophole 11 years ago

Only lie occasionally. Also, when they do realize the truth, just convince them again regularly.

Storm_Ryder8 9 years ago

What about a white lie that was a lie to protect them?

Chocolate Addict 10 years ago

I lie 90% of the time, this isn't very helpful...

pokebutton345 10 years ago

lol

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plunder1029 11 years ago

bend the truth dont say it all just parts of it. Jimmy why did you punch billy. He was making fun of me. in reality he was having fun with jimmy

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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datboi427 6 years ago

just... dont lie.

Oddsout 8 years ago

I'm not ponocio I just don't lie

z3p0pig 11 years ago

Everyone is already putty in my hands, LOLZ!!!

BfdiFan2763 last year

I dont care about charisma

weaboojones 10 years ago

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Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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neske036 7 years ago

I'm a pathological liar so hell naw hahahah

KawaiiEagle 11 years ago

I'm charismatic anyway... I like lying, so nah.

Mike9090 9 years ago

Charismatic is a pokémon right?

Ally_Catz123 10 years ago

I won't lie to them.

Norbert Jaworski 13 years ago

"You must fuck with me" tell that to the Miss of the Universe

Douche_Nation 11 years ago

Welcome to Douche Nation folks

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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Oldiron_79 6 years ago

I promised there would be cake later.the cake is a lie.

MemeBound 8 years ago

Honesty is the best policy.

Jamesbond19250832578 11 years ago

irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed... [Show full comment]

MyaLoveR 9 years ago

Just don't lie, then there'll be no downside

CMSquid 12 years ago

Easy. Don't lie.

wanted12 11 years ago

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sukichu 10 years ago

so many lonely virgin men on here who want to be able to control everyone...jesus christ just be yourself

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX 10 years ago

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Brookes Gafeney 13 years ago

I don't lie anyway

HavanaFantosk last year

Just don't lie, it is not that difficult, as I only really speak half truths anyways, or twist my words that make people think what I say is different... Or I just convince myself of something, then it is not a lie, but misinformation

die_dampfnudel 6 years ago

You can use euphemisms for bad things and badaboom, you never lied.

TeddyBear 11 years ago

I'll just convince them of true things, like global warming and evolution.

Antar R. Benson 13 years ago

I don't lie anyway so I'm ok with this.

Daleklingon 10 years ago

Just don't lie. There"s no downside if you"re not a shitty person.

SleepyFurry87 3 years ago

Just... Don't lie...

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