You can tell any lie and people will believe you- no matter how ridiculous the lie.
but
you will become allergic to your favourite food. Your favourite tv show will be cancelled, and you will be unable to obtain porn.
I will not

Gaboseries 10 years ago
Tell your immune system you're not allergic to it, tell the producers your show wasn't cancelled. I can live without porn.

Thomas_Steward 8 years ago
Tell your genitals they"re aroused and are being stimulated.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
You can watch rewinds of the tv show and i have multiple foods that i really enjoy

phantastiic 11 years ago
NO SUPERNATURAL/SHERLOCK/DOCTOR WHO/ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK CANT BE CANCELLED HELL NO

Dead_Pool1738 10 years ago
I could live with the others but I gotta have my fried chicken

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago
I was fine with it until that last part...

Motorhorn 8 years ago
I was only fine WITH the last part
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P7 10 years ago
u guys see this? This ain't porn... It"s rorn... Believe me. I'm not lying. And my favorite food is grass. I'm not lying.

P7 10 years ago
Hehehe downside canceled.

MyMeme 9 years ago
i dont give two shits about porn and i dont watch t- NO, CHICKEN NUGGETS! DONT LEAVE ME

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
1: it doesn't say how allergic, and it can't kill you because almost every button on this site makes you immortal, some by ACCIDENT 2: it can be uncanceled and your lying powers can help you achieve that 3: you don't obtain porn you find/download/buy it

ImpossibleTonio 9 years ago
NO NO NOT PORN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭

Malina70786 9 years ago
O.O omg you watch porn....? PEDO ALERT

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
I don't watch porn i never est my favorite food and from now my favorite show is my little pony

TaylorTapioca 11 years ago
Why would you want to lie in the first place?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Read 1984 by George Orwell. A lie is a weed sprouting unless pulled out.

McButterCup 11 years ago
I would be fine. I have many favorite foods and having one taken away wont be bad, I don't watch tv, and I don't watch porn. I'm not lying ;)

P7 10 years ago
*people will believe you-no matter how ridiculous the lie*doesn't work when you say things like that...

dimitri's memes 11 years ago
Lie about winning lottery, get money, get women

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago
*enters white house* Special fbi unite: *aims at me with gun* who are you? Me:. I am president Special fbi unite: Oh welcome mr. President *lets me in* Me: *enters and meets trump* Trump: Who the f*ck are you and how did you get in here? Me: I am Pre... [Show full comment]

Malina70786 9 years ago
Lol
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Angie Aura 13 years ago
My favorite show has already been canceled!!

EvilRegalzzz 9 years ago
Mines probably gonna be cancelled after this season and then I will die
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Courfeyrac Yea Son 13 years ago
i don't watch porn anyway so whatevs

demiaceali 9 years ago
I'm a sex repulsed asexual and aromantic.. I can't even watch kissing it grosses me out like EW HOW
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Kelsie Williams 13 years ago
I was fine with it but then it said no more of my fave tv show. NOT HAPPENING

Numanar Von Epicloud 13 years ago
1. Lie that you are an astronaut/millionaire. 2. ?????? 3. Free sex from anyone. 4. No need for porn.

IVSlayer 11 years ago
y will lie to obtain happy sex ("oh no, if we don't fuck the entire world will dissapear")and y will lie to obtain a lot of money("i'm god and i need all this money to cure the cancer")

skankhuntfortytwo 10 years ago
I live with the porn part because i would tell the girls they would get really rich if they have sex with me but cancel game of thrones? I cant...

freddyking 11 years ago
Nope cant live without any of thoughs

InfinityGodX 7 years ago
Im a famous porn star and i can make you orgasm whenever you want

COOKIEMON 11 years ago
Lie about why a girl should bang you. Then bada bing bada boom

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago
that's not a good one at all. lies aren't a good thing and why would I give up my favorite food, shows and- ok that one can go that even worse than lying.

Undead Essence 10 years ago
Food? Sorry, I could handle the rest but not my food.

gamerdude 11 years ago
i like the way you think coral

AddieYT 8 years ago
I do not have favourites sooooo yeah

Roaryboy 11 years ago
The Blacklist won't be cancelled soon, I love Mexican food in general so can't become allergic to it and I don't watch porn

Sylen 9 years ago
Best lie ever you were about to get naked and have sex with me

GameboyTalbott 10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

E.Tgohome 12 years ago
I love the food too much, I love my show too much, and I love porn too much

Grifiano 9 years ago
Don't have a favorite food or TV show, and I saw a wolf having porn in roblox. Porn = gross. Never look at it. Also I can rob a bank and hold my shirt up and say, "My certification to take all da money. Also my name is Jeff."

Ionut Ionescu 11 years ago
I already press a button that I have everything I want;)

Icecreep109 9 years ago
#Hentai

EnderFreak7806 11 years ago
with no porn... i would feel lost... abandoned... i could never feel the sensation of ejaculating in the middle of my video... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... [Show full comment]

Lqoustion 5 years ago
No no no I love my p no no

DoubleDP 9 years ago
I can't obtain porn it but I can look at porn on the internet without obtaining it! BITCH!!

Grifiano 9 years ago
Smart a-hole

that one guy who lives across the street 11 years ago
Porn I'm fine ith. However you do NOT take Ramen, Potatoes and FmA away from me.

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago
What is porn anyway?

PandemoniumKing 11 years ago
You whent to far whend on porn

Datboihereoshitwadup 6 years ago
venture bros already got cancelled so eh

ScarletGamer100 10 years ago
...Alrighty then...

Aske Kjeldsen 13 years ago
Well, why not press the button? I mean you can just tell a girls you're Tom Cruise or something, and get the real deal, if you know what i mean

rathead80 10 years ago
Jokes on you who buys porn still?

Petekri 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCK

oceanwaterpug27 8 years ago
1. I don't have a favorite food. 2. I don't have a favorite TV show. 3. I don't watch porn. So I'm ok with this, no downside.

John,Cena-sexmail 10 years ago
I like porn.

TaioMalynn 9 years ago
My favourite tv show was cancelled..... rip gravity falls...

codom 11 years ago
Yeah I do it because TV my favorite food and porn is a drag.

Dzsó_bácsi 9 years ago
I was fine until the last 😂
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