You can tell any lie and people will believe you- no matter how ridiculous the lie.
but
you will become allergic to your favourite food. Your favourite tv show will be cancelled, and you will be unable to obtain porn.
I will not


Gaboseries9 years ago
Tell your immune system you're not allergic to it, tell the producers your show wasn't cancelled. I can live without porn.

Thomas_Steward7 years ago
Tell your genitals they"re aroused and are being stimulated.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
You can watch rewinds of the tv show and i have multiple foods that i really enjoy

phantastiic9 years ago
NO SUPERNATURAL/SHERLOCK/DOCTOR WHO/ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK CANT BE CANCELLED HELL NO

Dead_Pool1738 9 years ago
I could live with the others but I gotta have my fried chicken

P78 years ago
u guys see this? This ain't porn... It"s rorn... Believe me. I'm not lying. And my favorite food is grass. I'm not lying.

P78 years ago
Hehehe downside canceled.

Tommy McPartland12 years ago
I was fine with it until that last part...

Motorhorn7 years ago
I was only fine WITH the last part
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MyMeme7 years ago
i dont give two shits about porn and i dont watch t- NO, CHICKEN NUGGETS! DONT LEAVE ME

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
1: it doesn't say how allergic, and it can't kill you because almost every button on this site makes you immortal, some by ACCIDENT 2: it can be uncanceled and your lying powers can help you achieve that 3: you don't obtain porn you find/download/buy it

ImpossibleTonio8 years ago
NO NO NOT PORN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭

Malina707868 years ago
O.O omg you watch porn....? PEDO ALERT

FlameBlaze9 years ago
I don't watch porn i never est my favorite food and from now my favorite show is my little pony

TaylorTapioca9 years ago
Why would you want to lie in the first place?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Read 1984 by George Orwell. A lie is a weed sprouting unless pulled out.

McButterCup9 years ago
I would be fine. I have many favorite foods and having one taken away wont be bad, I don't watch tv, and I don't watch porn. I'm not lying ;)

P78 years ago
*people will believe you-no matter how ridiculous the lie*doesn't work when you say things like that...

dimitri's memes9 years ago
Lie about winning lottery, get money, get women

BlackCatCZ8 years ago
*enters white house* Special fbi unite: *aims at me with gun* who are you? Me:. I am president Special fbi unite: Oh welcome mr. President *lets me in* Me: *enters and meets trump* Trump: Who the f*ck are you and how did you get in here? Me: I am Pre...[Show full comment]

Malina707868 years ago
Lol
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Angie Aura12 years ago
My favorite show has already been canceled!!

EvilRegalzzz7 years ago
Mines probably gonna be cancelled after this season and then I will die
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Courfeyrac Yea Son12 years ago
i don't watch porn anyway so whatevs

demiaceali7 years ago
I'm a sex repulsed asexual and aromantic.. I can't even watch kissing it grosses me out like EW HOW
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Kelsie Williams12 years ago
I was fine with it but then it said no more of my fave tv show. NOT HAPPENING

ElijahR2414 years ago
Porn is disgusting, I can live without one food, and my favorite tv show is already cancelled. Win-Win baby

sonicj019 years ago
just change your faviroute food and faviroute tv show to your least fav ones before pressing button

Mar Sánchez12 years ago
You do not touch my food or my gay porn!

RNJR8 years ago
I need the first 2 you can't take RWBY from me!!!!!!!!!!

issy189 years ago
goodbye, icecream ;_;

Raisin_Knight8 years ago
So I can do anything illegal and tell the police it wasn't me? *clicks the button so hard it breaks*

lpslife239 years ago
I dont have a fav food and i am a 10 year old girl so i am pretty sure i will not want porn EVER and i dont watch tv only youtube so YESS! But wait no sarcasim..

Ben Goldman12 years ago
1. get lie telling powers 2. get a new fucking favorite food. jeeez. 3. tell company that made tv show to make it again, or world will explode 4. tell any chick that they have to have sex or the world explodes 5. PROFIT

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago
That last part is just fine

creeper8oom9 years ago
i didint click it becuse they already belive me >:)!

Krusek8 years ago
What are my symptoms?, Angel Beats has been compleated already, and porn sucks.

johny56310 years ago
nope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope nope nopenope...[Show full comment]

Zehluizzz6 years ago
U just tell the girls they gonna die if they don't have sex with u, no more porn needed

Vikingwalrus9 years ago
I could live without my favorite food, T.V show. And I don't even LIKE porn.

Davynavy029 years ago
NOO NOT TELETUBBIES THAT WAS THE BEST TV SHOW ONLINE

jeecoinclast year
NOOOOOOO NOY THRE PORB

Owain4529 years ago
I tell the company that owns my fav show that they were planning on rebooting it. And have the recipe of my fav. food changed to fit my allergy.

Coral10 years ago
Well, hentai isn't porn!

ZaneNich7 years ago
Well, i dont have a fav food, my fav show was Twilight Zone classic series and i already have a bunch of playboys, good enough.

MKGamer9 years ago
I still want to eat tacos and I WANT RWBY TO CONTINUE!!!! The last one I don't care about.

Dominatian8 years ago
Just tell someone they want to have sex with you problem solved

abby1495311 years ago
B-b-but s-s-sher-rloc-ck

XoXPotatoQueenXoX7 years ago
"Unable to obtain porn" Wheeze

Benbus9 years ago
NOOOOO

Whovian_9079 years ago
people already believe in my most ridiculous lies

InsideUrMym3 years ago
porn is for pussies

Chrisrussell999 years ago
Hentai dosent count and I don't watch TV much even I did rush hour just started why would they cancel it when the reviews are fantastic but Italian food

Max Skywalker9 years ago
JESUS CHRIST NO PORN?!

ScalyWeasel8 years ago
Star Trek: The next generation has been off the air for 20+ years.

JaredBlood9 years ago
"THE WORLD IS GOING TO END UNLESS YOU 2 MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW!" "QUICKLY!YOU HAVE TO FUCK HER BEFORE THE ENTIRE WORLD EXPLODES!" Problem solved

Schplexus4 years ago
Fav. food: don't really have Fav. tv series: there were only 2 seasons of it. porn: who needs that anyway

LordZara9 years ago
That last one isn't worth it

Brayden Driedger12 years ago
I WOULD NEVER, EVER CANCEL MLP!!!
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