Will You Press The Button?

tdpreston 11 years ago

You *can*. You don't have to do anything. This just gives you the choice.

Sir_baka 8 years ago

What if you accidentally toutch someone. Or even didn't know they had the flew

Valensiakol 10 years ago

I"d get so rich from this power it would be worth it.

GiannisXania 9 years ago

Pray bill gates sone gets cancer live with it for a day because billionere from pay check

123-And-then-the-rest 10 years ago

If only this button worked...

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Yeah.

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

Sorry, can't come in today. I got rickets, juvenile diabetes, shingles, influenza, Charcot-Marie Tooth, diarrhea, vertigo, and pink eye. Tomorrow's not looking good either. Strep throat and MRSA.

UncertainStingray 8 years ago

This comment has over 100 likes! congrats!

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folou 10 years ago

Sorry, I have breast cancer. As a man.

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago

Oh my gods that's hilarious

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megaglitchgirl 10 years ago

Wow if u dont press the button you dont care about anyone EVER !!!

GabikingBart 8 years ago

Just press the button, you can just stay sick every day and never go to work/school.

Sarah Clement 13 years ago

Woo!Free day off from school/ work!

silica77 10 years ago

what if the person is dead?

Inline2 9 years ago

Death is not a desise

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booboolemon 10 years ago

pressed it

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Good for you Jesus.

THIS 11 years ago

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Havard Otterson 11 years ago

As long as it doesn't kill me.

Pacifist_Sans 10 years ago

If it is something super deadly that can kill a person in 1 day then It would kill you

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Kaarel Kimmel 13 years ago

then touch urself

JandK 7 years ago

Then you would get it again just extending the time

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Lucy Whittingham 13 years ago

Saving someone's life by living the pain that they are living for a day. That's a no brainer if ur a nice person

Sebastiaan Stevens 13 years ago

no question, would do this

Beth Stephens 13 years ago

worth it

napinpainaja 11 years ago

I wouldnt have to do it, just do it when i want

RaZorKill 9 years ago

greatest doctor ever

apprenticeEnigma 11 years ago

Easily worth it.

emalaeth 10 years ago

Well cant show to work today i got cancer stap throut tonsil tash and boiled tissue buhbye! Work schedle: Never

Maybe_Lazy 6 years ago

"Oh you broke every bone let me fix that for you" Falls to the ground and fuckin dies

DragonElements 12 years ago

How to heal without: shoot with a gun

Skyguy1981 11 years ago

What if the disease kills u in four to eight hors like some actually do.

Pacifist_Sans 10 years ago

then if you wanna help some one's life and kill your self then you cure that person

Imthedash04 8 years ago

What would happen if you touched a person then touched yourself?

HanusAnus 11 years ago

id make millions of this

uughdesequestions 10 years ago

Win win?

clawdene4 11 years ago

"It's not called being a idiot, it's called: BEING A HERO!" A reference no one will understand...

Beedrill-Senpai 11 years ago

dont worry i get it ONEE PAAAANCCCHHH i think

The_Almighty_Shenron 9 years ago

Me: hi mom, I did some great things today! Mom: what was it? Me:I cured a lot of people. Now I have a broken leg,shingles,cancers,diabetes,scabies,urinary tract infection,etc. Mom:OMG GET THE FRICKING AMBULANCE

Xstress 11 years ago

If I can be a good person, ill do it.

CheesePlayerYT 10 years ago

Time to die Pig Influenza

GodsMorale 2 years ago

Jesus would have pressed, doesn´t mean you would.

SaltyShino 9 years ago

hey you would miss school or work also couldn't ya cure yourself

Alemagno12 11 years ago

Only stupid people risk their lives for other's life. Not worth it. Not pressing the button.

derpyking246 10 years ago

Can't I just cure the disease I have

MonkeyManDan420 4 years ago

Then I"d die with it and there is still thousands of others with that disease.

DucksGamingDK 11 years ago

I will take one for the team

booboolemon 10 years ago

ikes: 0rnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's na... [Show full comment]

Z0m41e 8 years ago

If I touch myself when Im about to die? Am I gonna be dead for 24 hours?

TheTacoman 11 years ago

You still live then.

AVEGGaming 10 years ago

Just hope they don't have AIDs

dcamilo12 12 years ago

So if I absorb cancer, I just get it for a day? I have become the cure

YandereAishiChan 9 years ago

perfect, time to steal a cold and stay in from school on exam day!

StanleyTheWhite 11 years ago

I have a new ability I can use if I see fit. What's the downside again?

lexie tango 10 years ago

Imma pay ppl to get cured and like I dunno 1,000

Taeven Quick 13 years ago

Just measurable every 24 hours

FayruzOnyx 11 years ago

definitely :3

Peanut butter 10 years ago

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Gyula Leon 13 years ago

id only use it for stuff like scars and burns and stuff

ModerateToSevereTomfoolery 3 years ago

I think I'll pass on this one.

CMHammond 11 years ago

This is an obvious choice... Before pressing the button, you can't heal people by touching them. You don't have to use the ability, you can still touch people without healing them and absorbing it. You could heal so many people, what if you cured som... [Show full comment]

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