Will You Press The Button?

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

My love is chocolate, and chocolate doesn't die. Fuck off button, I don't need you :)

Ryan Smittywerbenjagermanjensen Thornton 13 years ago

Can you slow it down a bit satan?

SkyVenom009 9 years ago

Markiplier reference, Mr. Smittywerbenjagermanjensen

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Mangle 1987_official 10 years ago

I want to marry my crush but I wanna die together

enzo hanyu 11 years ago

why i want see the person of my dreams die?

JaydenAnderson 8 years ago

i just cured cancer in the last quesion

Chemdog2006 8 years ago

noice

sheepAREsheep 10 years ago

ummmm... how old is this game cuz it says that a comment is 47 years old. the internet was not even invented yet!

Coaster 10 years ago

Yes it was. A working internet prototype was created in 1970. That being said, ots just a glitch.

FizzyPancakes 11 years ago

Well 15 happy tears and then u both die and then u see each other in heaven so.........

salem1113 10 years ago

That"s exactly what I was thinking pancakes!

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Alexandra Hillary 13 years ago

At least you don't have to watch them die or go on living forever without them.

Vivian Liew 13 years ago

What about Facetime?

squid_water 11 years ago

FLOWEY, no wonder your commenting on this.

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Rebecca Hirsch 13 years ago

The real end of the fault in our stars

JJ FunGhoul Jeffery 13 years ago

Basically The Fault In Our Stars

Noneofyour-Business 9 years ago

Umm... the love of my life is kind of immortal, and can't die of disease.

Flamescorpion105 11 years ago

Chill out bruh

Niky Å tverÃ¡kovÃ¡ 13 years ago

Well. One of most tragically romantic thing I ever read =D

Mr.Satan-Jr. 11 years ago

No I cannot

Akothegreat last year

Well… at least I know she can’t remarry.

TigerLily28 10 years ago

This one"s sad :(

CMHammond 8 years ago

So many of these buttons include "the person of your dreams" as a benefit. Usually marrying them. As I have said on quite a few of these other ones, this person can be who you want them to be, your idea of perfect. This means you could marry a perfect geni... [Show full comment]

Treven PowellYT 10 years ago

Mmmm I die the way I die

MrTheGonk 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Mario123456789 11 years ago

Omg this is hard!

TREXSUPER 9 years ago

I can fuck her at least 15 years!

ShockingChunks 11 years ago

That sounds horrible.

devff 10 years ago

WAIT WHAT I'M A BOY AND MY DREAM GIRL DIED WHAT THE I'M NOT DOING THIS CANCER THOSE ADS ARE LIKE BORING RIGHT

Drakky 11 years ago

15 years is too short.

DaRealConMan 6 years ago

*cries in single man 4 life*

Dom Hillman 13 years ago

Only 15 years? Not worth it.

Darkknight37 8 years ago

Ha reality

ScuicidalSheep 9 years ago

This site makes me laugh harder than it should

summer 11 years ago

Noooooo

ColinL2005 10 years ago

I don't care if I don't see them in their\my final moments. Fifteen years is enough for me

Awesomedude109 11 years ago

naaaaaa

StitchFluff 8 months ago

I’m aromantic, but are you writing Les Miserables 2?! God damn!

coindog 11 years ago

Choose to marry them when you are about to die and instantly live another 15 years

TBonerism 7 years ago

As unbearable as the thought of your soulmate dying of cancer in front of you, I think the thought of not being there to comfort them in their final moments is even more crushing. Especially if it is because you are dying and not allowed to be with them in both of your final moments.

SadOnes 10 years ago

IKR

YourBoiTy675 9 years ago

imma use the skills ive gained from previous buttons and prevent me and my soulmate from dying of cancer. I WILL CURE CANCER BOIS

dudebro101 11 years ago

Why 15 year why not 50 years

Logan Frankart 13 years ago

I'm engaged, so I'm already marrying the person of my dreams. And since I didn't press the button, I won't get cancer in the next 15 years. I FOUND A LOOPHOLE!

Senpai-G 11 years ago

I don't need magic buttons to get the girl of my dreams.

BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago

Hey buddy.NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

bakedeath 10 years ago

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT CANCER

Zetagipp 4 years ago

Only 15 years? Not worth it

Nod_Lucario 11 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button.

lisieuux 11 years ago

only 15 years? not worth it

FaceMan 10 years ago

It is if u know they only have 2 years.....and this deal will give u more time with them

ninjatiger 12 years ago

Thats like a tragic ending to a play

illuminatiunconfirmed 8 years ago

See because we both die this isn't a question Say i could never damn my partner to a life without me. It would be evil. But because we both die neither of use have to live without the other. This is how the world should be.

Samuel Christopher Aponte 13 years ago

Ugh thats the hardest decision

Troll654322 9 years ago

Its like selling your soul for 15 years with someone but they go down with you

Anime Gengar 11 years ago

Anime is the only thing I need

Jaxthejaguar 10 years ago

Why only 15? That sucks

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