Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 7 months ago

That's so dark and twisted and evil and dark and twisted and this is literally "press the button to die" so it's dumb no matter your religion anyway PLUS ULLLTTARAAAAA

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago

They say that as if it"s fact.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

It"s not a fact, if God is real then he would break every law in the universe which is impossible.

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

I wasreading the comment's and I think everybody should stop being fucking a$$holes you can believe whatever you want I am just trying to defend people from dicks who don't care what others believe in. I don't care who believes in Christ or Buddha IT DOESN... [Show full comment]

DasJoosh 9 years ago

Thank the Christian God that you realized it, too.

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KIRA1 11 years ago

I'm an atheist and it seems a Christian wrote this so NO GOD DOESN'T EXIST

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

I am an arthiest too :D (I almost got killed for it)

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RootinTootinPutin 10 years ago

God does not exist. It"s a fact.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@Fa11enPhoenix Please tell me the “evidence” of God existing isn’t just “some guy said it and everyone believed him”. If the argument is that, then you just used your opponent’s own reasoning against them, invalidating both of your arguments.

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KlumbdoltBlue 9 years ago

Die to know the Flying spaghetti monster is real? great!

gonner16 11 years ago

I'd rather shoot myself than becoming some religious idiot.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

Me too

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Kennedy Carey 13 years ago

I already know God exists. No matter what any of you other people say, I believe in Christ.

WhyDoIEven_ 5 years ago

@Table_Pepper at least there"s more evidence to The Big Bang Theory being correct than there is of god, no?

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MGGoku 9 years ago

I dont believe in god

Fedora-King 9 years ago

Welp, i"d be goin" to hell

JeremyBrett 10 years ago

Hell no! God doesn't exist so that"s just killing myself

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

According to arthiest there are 3,000,000,000 reasons why God isn't real

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Thomas666 10 years ago

why only if he DOES exist tho, what if he doesn't exist???

Tricky 10 years ago

According to the button, he would exist

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Without faith no one can please God because the one coming to God must believe he exists, and he rewards those who come seeking. Hebrews 11:6

ClareWhite 11 years ago

I already know god is a big bullshit. If I think he exists so I'm dumb

Nillaw 11 years ago

You will die instantly -.-

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Me: *pushes button* Also me: “So I guess God is real, th-“ Me: *dies on the spot*

Jario 11 years ago

lol god isn't real hahahahahahahaha

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

True

Migdin1 9 years ago

I dont care if there is a god or not, and i like to live... So i wont press the button

endergirl1872 9 years ago

psshh im an atheist (please dont hurt me. i already have enough going on b/c of this ;-;)

Kai27 8 years ago

That you said that

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Loophole-alert 9 years ago

When I pressed I will not, 36666 (66%) did not. (666 666)

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

That point is purely tangential to the dilemma itself.

Adrianne_DeForest 9 years ago

Already know that God exists!

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago

Interview: Do you believe in god? Yes Do you believe in unicorns? No Why? Because I never saw one

Migdin1 9 years ago

DONT YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS!!! OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS LEADER KIM JONG UN HAS CONFIRMED THAT NORTH KOREA HAS FOUND A UNICORN LAIR!!! ALL WHO ARE AGAINST OUR GLORIOUS LEADER MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!

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GhostGirl627 11 years ago

Uhhh we don't know that he's real even if he is his name might not be God it might be Jeff for fucks sake

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

Bro we do know his name is that, in English it is God, but other languages are different

tigerstar 11 years ago

In the bible it says somewhere that those who believe because they have witnessed me , aren't believers . Those WHo have not witnessed me . Are truer

mebruh 11 years ago

We all have our own opinions, I don't care personally

WBGrock 11 years ago

Faith is the point. Knowledge is cheating.

Thundia 11 years ago

Well then I don't have the point...

Hannah Clare 13 years ago

please stop shitting on people who are religious okay. i am saying this as a fellow non-religious person. thank you.

Guransh_playz_IKR 6 years ago

Yea @hannah clare

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Decreepe 11 years ago

So pretty much, you press the button and then you die, there is no point in it, you can't go tell people because right when you figure it out, you DIE! Completely useless and stupid question! Then in your new life you won't even know about God! You just a PRESS THE BUTTON and then DIE!

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

New life? What’s this bs about a new life?

Ryukoyuno 11 years ago

WAIT NVM READ THAT WRONG

asdguy00 12 years ago

Well, you get sent to hell for suicide. And it would be good to live as long as possible no matter how awesome afterlife is.

Brittany Nichols 13 years ago

I already know He's real and wouldn't have an issue dying and going to be with Him. We'll all be judged accordingly someday and when He's ready to take me I'll gladly go. <3

Migdin1 9 years ago

luvbugg32304, im not trying to say hes not real or not, the teacher could have shown him a microscope to see the air particles, and he could show him a real brain or a picture

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James Drury 13 years ago

why only if he DOES exist, what if he doesn't?

Tricky 10 years ago

He may or may not exist, but by pushing this button his existance would be real and undeniable

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Nizar Tajdin 13 years ago

Upside?

Claire Elizabeth Brooks 13 years ago

Well now that I've pressed the button I know all that information so the button doesn't really work...

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago

So, you die?

Kai27 8 years ago

Yep

Max Roovers 13 years ago

atheist so I don't care

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

or that god isnt real.....

JeHooft 6 years ago

I don't believe that there can be anyone to judge us. Between cultures there"s already different moral values, so which one would God have to follow? Christian values, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist? Or maybe people who follow the law? Which laws? Is obed... [Show full comment]

ZeusOmega11 11 years ago

God already exists

pixelonium 10 years ago

But he doesn't :)

Superpills 9 years ago

If you already know God exists just don't press the button so you live a full life.

XavierBob 10 years ago

Eh. No point.

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago

Im not an atheist or a religious person i honestly dont know if theres a god out there or not theres evidence that there is and evidence that theres not but dont hate on me just because i dont know

Golex 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

nerdguy12 2 years ago

im not christian (no offence)

DOGOFORLIFE 8 years ago

Well, there are more then one god?

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

? There are gods then there is God

Paper Kaine 11 years ago

*Is an Atheist*

KawaiiKira 10 years ago

That was pointless.

DA GOLDEN HORSE 11 years ago

TOM BOMBADIL HE DOES EXIST U IDIOT!

â˜†Tinkerâ˜† 10 years ago

I did a test on weather im going to hell or heaven but because im atheist and im not bad enought to go to hell im stuck on earth as a ghost. Im gonna go see things nobodys ever seen before. Jump of niagra falls. Ill be a ghost so because im an atheist I do... [Show full comment]

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

*Dies* finds himself in heaven because God loves everyone

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

In that case my IQ will be 1 (no upside)

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