Will You Press The Button?

You can live forever

but

have to die differently each day.

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Rainbowplayz72576 months ago

Just to countless variations of the most painless possible way to die. Like as in you could rotate yourself 0.000001* every time

Nall666x3 years ago

If I get killed by a different blade or gun bullet does it count?

Kiti8 months ago

I would say so

RGF4 years ago

I have died every way in the conceivable universe so the downside isn't possible for me

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago

Sounds like Dean from Supernatural.

IanSalberg8 years ago

Is it Tuesday again?

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SalehMY3 years ago

I don't get it so instead of sleeping daily i die and ressurect at the morning? How i would live forever if i will die

Sir Pissed Off11 years ago

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!

ForgottenFirefly4 years ago

Hey guys how are you?! BAM! Stay dead kenny

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Jordynn_Hailey9 years ago

Wow sounds like Tuesdays

AlexBrown7 years ago

Depressed person who pressed the button: *dies* Depressed person: *comes back to life* awww man

gfdfcf4 years ago

you cant die idiot

KieranTop9 years ago

This is why kenny always dies

Tex20009 years ago

he pressed the button

Captain_Rex4 years ago

41% of people likes to live in the hell

Shelbzzzz7 years ago

This would probably hurt and i have zero pain tolerance so... ill just be mortal i guess

Sara Russell12 years ago

...Captain Jack Harkness

Dialkia7892 years ago

Or Diavolo

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Icode18 years ago

but if i live forever then how can i die differently everyday loophole in the upside

DogeSmash6 years ago

Kono da requiem

Elizabeth Silver12 years ago

Kenny from South Park?

b190297 years ago

indeed

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llots ffej9 years ago

confused... that's not living forever... that's DYING forever

lucasgames9 years ago

kenny de south park

Ayyy9 years ago

Living forever is terrible anyway, but if you LIVE FOREVER how do you die?

Duyanhkute157 years ago

With condition is ,if I can transsexuals and turn painful childbirth labor into orgasm .

Tolnin10 years ago

If I live forever I can't die everyday, so I win.

Yo_fav_weirdo8 years ago

They killed Kenny! You Bastard!!

JQEFGJFWH8 years ago

They killed kenny!

gvberg9 years ago

...forever groundhog day?

Flameice2 9 years ago

LIVING THE DAY AFTER TOMOWROW

Simran Dusanjh12 years ago

You'd run out of ways to die eventually though

RosieTheCockatiel3 years ago

It would take too long, at that point the sun would maybe explode

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Nai Gative12 years ago

There is no upside to this.

Greeninja58 years ago

There"s no downside

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Gustavo Salomao12 years ago

Then, be a superhero called Mysterion

Hatched Ender Dragon9 years ago

Or be DEADPOOL

Becca Adella Rodriguez12 years ago

best idea for a book

Rem-chan9 years ago

It's called Southpark

Ryguy9 years ago

Whats that movie called the day after tomorrow with the aliens with tom cruise

minisamuri478 years ago

Minecraft Respawn Powers activate!!

chestnut11 years ago

Kagerou haha!

INanaWins7 years ago

dean in mystery spot??? kenny from south park??? sounds amazing???

rexywarrior9 years ago

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Dankiplier9 years ago

I'm already dead inside, does that count?

Joshua Lewis12 years ago

Makes for a good novel.

ririruru10 months ago

commenting on every dilemma ^_^ ( I did not press the button )

LB729 years ago

If you die each day then you dont live forever

vectorprogram1039 years ago

So in other words Happy Tree Friends

Quentin1o9 years ago

what?

sans-tastic8 years ago

Sooner or later everybody would get used to it

fallingleafviolinist10 years ago

This would be so freaking cool!

ayylmao: the audio novel9 years ago

But if I die I won't live forever. This one contradicts itself.

ANoob8 years ago

Worth it. I dunno. I guess? ;_;

Johnsmith79610 years ago

But I'm gonna live so how can I die

yoloswagynots9 years ago

Suffer every day

Gretchan Sims12 years ago

So, Kenny, Prometheus, or Captain Jack Harkness?

TrueUndertalian9 years ago

HOLY SHIT KENNY

nyancadz9 years ago

Like key from South Park yay

Ben Ehlert12 years ago

GROUNDHOG DAY!!!

Benbeentaken3 years ago

Diavollo

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