You are immortal.
but
You are in jail for life.
I will not

GameMastervz 11 years ago
WHO WOULD WANT THIS

SceptileandMew 4 years ago
Its like 26 yrs
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BUTTERqueen 9 years ago
the meaning of life is basically of 100 years so if you break out as soon as possible and hide for about 6 months which is basically the time the police spend on a serious case you can change yourself a little bit no one will find you! Think outside the box people!

NorjavanGool 9 years ago
It scares me that you know this XD

Smartest-Man 5 years ago
No upside. Easily.

Niggakiller 2 years ago
There's no upside to you living. Kill yourself.

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago
I live in America. Our "justice" system means I'd get out of that life sentence in five years or less.

Hyltran 3 years ago
In Sweden 🇸🇪 a lifetime in prison literally means 16 years in average.
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autocar66 7 years ago
Upside anyone?? Immortality is a bad thing is u ask me. Like literally the earth gets destroyed by the sun or a black hole and ur just floating in space doing nothing. Plus your in prison for life, so that equals forever. Yea you can try to bust out, but t... [Show full comment]

Wbs 11 years ago
Wheres the upside?

theliviknowles 11 years ago
Why does everyone want to be immortal? Am i the only one that doesn't wish to be a small speck infanitly floating through time and space after our sun explodes?

Sir_Suffer 5 years ago
Our sun won’t explode, but it won’t just shrink either. It will expand to be a red giant, eating up Mercury and Venus and shed it’s outer layers. After that, the sun’s core will be left, a super hot and dense white dwarf. Or something like that
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Drosky23 8 years ago
Why does nobody understand that immortality is bad? Also, prison just cancels out whatever reasons it would be good.

Marshadow 8 years ago
Rule the human race, and Change earth"s name to "Jail"

Element_Edgy 9 years ago
Where"s the upside? Being immortal is pretty terrible anyways, i mean, being immortal gives life no meaning, so basically you"d probably commit suicide late anyways, so go ahead, be in prison for life, I know I dont wanna be there.

DavidHarper 9 years ago
I live in Der woods

Anyia08 9 years ago
Life in prison is estimated to be about 60 years depending on what you do so...

Olrizor 9 years ago
I live in Norway, soo in 21 years I'm out

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
But you will still be alive when the sun dies, kamerat

Greatcat 9 years ago
Reminds me of that Twilight zone episode.

TheMightyTOG 10 years ago
Our legal system literally prohibits lifelong jail sentences.

TheArias 11 years ago
U gon get raped i want to see you drop a a soap there they gon make you a bitch.

Animelover156 10 years ago
Lol XD

Sage Foi 13 years ago
Plan: Break out of jail Start a new life Enjoy eternity

Jelsawinters124 9 years ago
I want to write a book on this!
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luka1234 11 years ago
I dont wanna b immortal

Danonimusss 11 years ago
Pero piensen que la cárcel no estará allí por siempre,lo presiono

Kristen Quint 13 years ago
i could murder people in jail who deserve it and save tax payers money. WORTH IT.

Rack93 11 years ago
You're inmortal, could get out of jail easily, isn't it?

Panifex 9 years ago
While in jail, because I have infinite time, I can gain the strength to break out, wring the neck of anyone who gets in my way, and leave. Then I will start a new life for myself which will still have infinite time.

ZboyEverett 11 years ago
Well... You're immortal. Your lifespan would be 60 years if you weren't. Fake your death and be free.

Alainna Maddix 10 years ago
Just fake your death and get out, easy

Cristy312 9 years ago
A life sentence is about 100 years.

qwerty0529 11 years ago
How did I get into jail

p3nguin123 10 years ago
breaking out is pretty easy then

xXKelsieXx 8 years ago
Lol look how much time you have till prison stops existing because if you commit a crime you get executed

Kyokosora 12 years ago
Orange is the new black?

100Percent 3 years ago
2 downsides

MLGDucky420 10 years ago
I CAN`T SPEND ETERNITY WITHOUT DROPPING THE SOAP!

persondude42 11 years ago
Being immortal would just mean I would eventually get trapped in a situation where I would normally just die for all eternity.

Goldiiee 10 years ago
Whats the point of being immortal in jail when you drop the soap and you are forever their bitch now. You have to live as a bitch for the rest of your immortal life.

Trianglegirl 11 years ago
Twilight zone.

Twentydunsmolbeans 9 years ago
This...would mean that...you’d... always be in jail?

Sir_Suffer 5 years ago
Until humanity dies out at least

Snailbobtwo 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

DontPressButton 10 years ago
But then, I can become completely muscular during all of those years, and the guards will soon die to old age, learn to break walls, and just get the freak out of there

Wieger Piekema 13 years ago
woth it!!

Toopets 6 years ago
In Finland we have televisions and everything in jail and it"s better than my own home it"s almost like a hotel.

fabulouslyWiccan 9 years ago
Bustin" out y"all

gravity cat 11 years ago
I KILL EVERY1 IN DAT JAAIILAILIAILAIALIAILILAILIAILAALIILAIALIAILA

Jcnipper123 10 years ago
WHATS THE POINT?!

Menardas-reply-and-post 8 years ago
Just try always to escape and you'll never"die trying"

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago
Ummm I'm eleven I came go to jail in America, I'd go to juvie

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago
*can't

Niggakiller 2 years ago
Nothing changes.

destrucktoid 10 years ago
how to exploit this: a: escape b: fake death because no one knows you are immortal c: enjoy eternity

CTEJedi 8 years ago
Both of these would suck

DeadAscension 9 years ago
So im in jail forever?

ArlertArmin 12 years ago
Error 404: Upside not found.

Advisor22 9 years ago
If I am in mortal then I can walk through walls
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