you get a moderately sized pet giraffe that gives you rides and reaches the tops of shelves for you
but
it is an evil giraffe that is hellbent on world domination and is using you as its pawn
I will not


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Coolwolfpup29 4 years ago
IM EVIL TOO AND WE END UP RULING THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!

egirldestroyer3000 5 years ago
I will serve lord giraffe in our conquest for domination

XRaider_UHC 11 years ago
This buttons are starting to get stupid..

dedirake 4 years ago
for me, its the opposite..
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ThePaulDude 10 years ago
WHAT! Fuck no! If anyone's going to take over the world it's me!

Buttonpresser25678 8 years ago
Then kill it at the last moment and take what"s yours.
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Star_killer 11 years ago
Downside?

WBGrock 11 years ago
Yay, i get to be the pawn to an evil giraffe>

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
Meh. Good enough. AWAY FARGLE!!!

Destiny Clayton 13 years ago
we have similar interests, then.

Kujukala 5 years ago
Nezu....
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torkelz 5 years ago
What did giraffes ever do to you

RyanPost 8 years ago
Who has made this WOW

23lindsaam 6 years ago
If I get my giraffe fixed will it calm down a little? 😂

Ronnoc527 11 years ago
What if I have master plan of pretending to be pawn using it for rides, and making it want to kill more so I can achive WD?

thinkingbox 10 years ago
I like you thought it through

TheOOOF 6 years ago
Ah, yes, i see we have something in common *uses the giraffe to rule the god damn world*

BenjR328 9 years ago
Yes. I WANT A PET GIRAFFE!!!

Joelif22 10 years ago
I'll play that game. He"s going to have me on his side when the world is his.

JadeIsNotOkay 10 years ago
Me and my giraffe will rule the world.

Honestly just make a name up 10 years ago
Tonight the zoo tomorrow africa

et23456 11 years ago
i want an evil giraffe talking to me!

errorcode1790 8 years ago
FUCK YES I SEE NO DOWNSIDE

HGhannahgirl 8 years ago
i don't see a downside to this

KjCreatesArt 8 years ago
Jimin? ;))

LexKate 9 years ago
That is the most random thing on this website...... favorite

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
It is certainly tempting..

T.j. Berg 13 years ago
a giraffe is a giraffe and if i can get my hands on one i will do whatever it takes

Erin Shapland 13 years ago
waiting for fanart.

PizzaPartay575 10 years ago
Yeah... They really want to

JERKSON 11 years ago
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Migdin1 9 years ago
Why a giraffe

James Fujita 13 years ago
I'll write a book about my experience, make millions, go on tour.

KatKillua 4 years ago
Why did this remind me of llamas with hats

shifu_luv_u 11 years ago
ill smack his ass if he tries something

MauriceMeerts 9 years ago
well bang ok giraffe lady?

AMANNAMEJOEL 11 years ago
Cool similar goals

TheAngryAtheistGamer 12 years ago
No, i won't have any competition.

nightlightdragon 10 years ago
this one was just funny

carabc03 11 years ago
Who came up with this and are they okay this is oddly detailed

Cookiemonster124 7 years ago
Wut is dis

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago
SOLD!!!

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago
I"d kill it later

Andy Scrivener 13 years ago
Its just a giraffe

lucapri last month
why do i want a girrafe if i'm 1 m 80

flyer362 11 years ago
im already tall as shit i dont need a giraffe lol

DrakeDes 9 years ago
ALL YOU NEED IS A FUCKING LADDER... NOT AN EVIL GIRAFFE.... SOME PEOPLE....

Dania Tipote 13 years ago
Like... do it for the giraffe rides

ButtButton 11 years ago
I ain't gonna be a slave to no giraffe.

PiccolaStrega 10 years ago
HELL YEAH! GIRAFFE RULED SOCIETY!

French Toaster 11 years ago
It would be tough for the giraffe to take over the world... It doesn't even have thumbs...

autsdraws 11 years ago
sounds fun

Normal Joe 11 years ago
Based on a true story

Psyche301 8 years ago
Audrey 3: Giraffe edition

Kyle Robinson 13 years ago
I'm okay with this.
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