Will You Press The Button?

you get a moderately sized pet giraffe that gives you rides and reaches the tops of shelves for you

but

it is an evil giraffe that is hellbent on world domination and is using you as its pawn

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Coolwolfpup293 years ago

IM EVIL TOO AND WE END UP RULING THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!

XRaider_UHC 9 years ago

This buttons are starting to get stupid..

dedirake3 years ago

for me, its the opposite..

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ThePaulDude9 years ago

WHAT! Fuck no! If anyone's going to take over the world it's me!

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

Then kill it at the last moment and take what"s yours.

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Star_killer9 years ago

Downside?

torkelz3 years ago

What did giraffes ever do to you

WBGrock9 years ago

Yay, i get to be the pawn to an evil giraffe>

egirldestroyer30004 years ago

I will serve lord giraffe in our conquest for domination

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago

Meh. Good enough. AWAY FARGLE!!!

23lindsaam4 years ago

If I get my giraffe fixed will it calm down a little? 😂

RyanPost6 years ago

Who has made this WOW

Destiny Clayton12 years ago

we have similar interests, then.

Kujukala3 years ago

Nezu....

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TheOOOF4 years ago

Ah, yes, i see we have something in common *uses the giraffe to rule the god damn world*

Ronnoc5279 years ago

What if I have master plan of pretending to be pawn using it for rides, and making it want to kill more so I can achive WD?

thinkingbox9 years ago

I like you thought it through

BenjR3288 years ago

Yes. I WANT A PET GIRAFFE!!!

Joelif228 years ago

I'll play that game. He"s going to have me on his side when the world is his.

JadeIsNotOkay9 years ago

Me and my giraffe will rule the world.

Honestly just make a name up9 years ago

Tonight the zoo tomorrow africa

et234569 years ago

i want an evil giraffe talking to me!

errorcode17907 years ago

FUCK YES I SEE NO DOWNSIDE

HGhannahgirl7 years ago

i don't see a downside to this

KjCreatesArt7 years ago

Jimin? ;))

LexKate7 years ago

That is the most random thing on this website...... favorite

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

It is certainly tempting..

T.j. Berg12 years ago

a giraffe is a giraffe and if i can get my hands on one i will do whatever it takes

shifu_luv_u10 years ago

ill smack his ass if he tries something

MauriceMeerts8 years ago

well bang ok giraffe lady?

AMANNAMEJOEL9 years ago

Cool similar goals

KatKillua2 years ago

Why did this remind me of llamas with hats

nightlightdragon9 years ago

this one was just funny

carabc039 years ago

Who came up with this and are they okay this is oddly detailed

Cookiemonster1245 years ago

Wut is dis

TheAngryAtheistGamer10 years ago

No, i won't have any competition.

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

I"d kill it later

Andy Scrivener12 years ago

Its just a giraffe

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

SOLD!!!

DrakeDes8 years ago

ALL YOU NEED IS A FUCKING LADDER... NOT AN EVIL GIRAFFE.... SOME PEOPLE....

Dania Tipote12 years ago

Like... do it for the giraffe rides

ButtButton9 years ago

I ain't gonna be a slave to no giraffe.

flyer3629 years ago

im already tall as shit i dont need a giraffe lol

French Toaster9 years ago

It would be tough for the giraffe to take over the world... It doesn't even have thumbs...

autsdraws10 years ago

sounds fun

PiccolaStrega8 years ago

HELL YEAH! GIRAFFE RULED SOCIETY!

Psyche3017 years ago

Audrey 3: Giraffe edition

Kyle Robinson12 years ago

I'm okay with this.

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago

Downside?

Normal Joe9 years ago

Based on a true story

Conspiracy_risk9 years ago

I can't see a giraffe taking over the world, especially with me as its pawn.

Traeval9 years ago

My goal is world domination anyway, so if he can do it better... plus I get a giraffe to ride.

Thatoneunnoticedemokid7 years ago

Oh dear god yes!

Zach Curry12 years ago

Worth

aaaaaxolotllast year

wE SHALL TAKE THE WORLD BY FORCE

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