You can eat anything you want and never gain weight
but
You are certain to have explosive diarrhea within 2 hours, and you cannot control or know when.
I will not

ReWyne 10 years ago
Diarrhea once, then eat whatever I want for the rest of my life? Sounds good to me!

MistahMobstah 4 years ago
Edwardonut_the_goofer shit I pressed too
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Ihatemakingusernames 2 years ago
Wait… I know the Diarhea is coming in 2 hours but I don’t know when? 😭

ceafaxer 10 years ago
I think the diarrhea is why you don't gain weight

the baws 11 years ago
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meatloave last year
I'm impressed , it's a rare man indeed that can quote Yeats as eloquently as you

The only way 8 years ago
Yeah... Can't gain weight... No way that can go wrong. Lost a pound? Too bad, you"re never getting that shit back. Lose too many pounds and you"re a dead man Anyone that picked yes, get off your fat asses and exercise, because that"s easier than dealing with this button.

JaggedJeans 9 years ago
I'm skinny, no upside!

LCrayon 10 years ago
I have that anyways... 😂

davidgregory2001 10 years ago
Wait within the next 2 hours? I kinda do know when so I can just stay on the toilet for 2 hours

Brad Stratford 13 years ago
I'm ok with this. I'd just sit on the toilet for the next two hours.

Empress 9 years ago
I sit on the toilet for two hours anyways for no reason so it’s not like it’ll be unusual for me. •_•
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showchoirkiddo 11 years ago
Can be cured with medicine...

JaronMarles 8 years ago
It never said within every 2 hours.

Oops25cnot30c 10 years ago
I could read this to know when

Nina Klouwens 13 years ago
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? xD

Pikacho0915 10 years ago
Wut? BRUUUUUUUUU

adrihun 11 years ago
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isuc4life 8 years ago
i never gain weight anyway

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
Well, it's spring break, so I have plenty of time to go to the bathroom.

Saltusecretagent 9 years ago
Just hang a fricken 📺 in your bathroom and put an Xbox in. Problem solved

Hyperlukario123 11 years ago
Use diarrhea as wepon lol

DaniAl45044 11 years ago
So, 8792 people want explosive diarrhea.Very wierd.

vaguelyPoshSquare 10 months ago
Greetings, I am a square.

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
I am literally taking a shit as I press this button, come at me bro

mindgamer750 11 years ago
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BobbyMcslobby 10 years ago
My wish is for you to live, and i will not repost this comment
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The_Green_Llama 6 years ago
Very small downside. Once off bad event in exchange for a super good thing? Derp.

MasterPotato327 3 years ago
Narcolepsy?

Nightmaretwin 10 years ago
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Sanketteyo 8 years ago
I already have a high metabolism thank you And the diarrhea Life isn't fun

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 10 years ago
Imagin it happens on a date O.O

Virginia :D :P (xD) 11 years ago
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Alisa 11 years ago
Wat if ur already fat do u not loose weight and also if ur like a freaking skinny person and u wanna gain weight?

billynair 12 years ago
Already my dilemma, I promise, you don't want this!

Flan 9 years ago
Its bullshit. After some time i would get underweight and then just basically die

AgusTorre16 11 years ago
The binding of isaac LOL

Willvy 3 years ago
Never gaining weight doesn't necessarily mean good health

cyguy 10 years ago
HAHA I ALREADY DO

itskirito 10 years ago
i already can eat what i want without gain weight :D

dennis 11 years ago
I will die them

sterlingsilvernine 11 years ago
only once, and I will be in the bathroom within one and a half XD

Foxoul 9 years ago
I have IBS, I basically already have to deal with this (but I do gain weight)

Alex655321 2 months ago
If the diarrhea happens only once, sure.

Madison Clarice Ruguleiski 13 years ago
Sounds like my battle with bulimia...

Daleklingon 11 years ago
Lol, from the way you say it, it sounds like you just have it once. And I'm underweight, so never gaining weight would be bad for me. I'd be under a hundred pounds for my whole life.

zachary9804 10 years ago
Even if you did gain wait, you would have diarrhea every 2 hours.

courtney1708 11 years ago
Ill just sit on the toilet all day and eat everything then when ive done my business then ill get off

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago
i said no cuz i never gain wieght anyways

Virginia :D :P (xD) 11 years ago
i don't like eating xD

OiIplayminecraft 8 years ago
In the marry one it never said marry so u can hang out but that still dose"nt mean date

Prestige1076 10 years ago
Suffer for two hours for a life of happiness? Deal.

Rcksn 9 years ago
Sounds good

Luigikid2 11 years ago
Bruh what if your at a wedding

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