First order of business: Begin negotiating with China and Russia to create better relations.
GreenStarcobrony9 years ago
Ur A right
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Sykopath8 years ago
Ready for Fallout IRL?
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Shaunethomas10 years ago
No more wars with China I love that country
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Kitaro9 years ago
A War with China Russia AND the USA would be the End of the would though
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Trump is the president. It won't be long before the entire world declares war on America.
Lunapotter4569 years ago
True but what happens if turmp gets kicked or booted
Lel
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Creeperkiller200010 years ago
Not risking it. China has more people than we have bullets.
GreenStarcobrony9 years ago
And communism means that they will fight till their last breath if it’s necessary.
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON, WHY LET MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BE MURSALISLY SLAUGHTERED BECAUSE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE USA?! ANYONE WHO PRESSED THE BUTTON IS A SOCIOPATHIC PICE OF SHIT!!!
Opiqww4 years ago
Because: yes!
Weeeeee! I am a "SOCIOPATHIC PICE OF SHIT" But don't worry, I'll make sure that ure home will be a nuke test ground. XD
Give China and Russia some of the US if I have to, grab all the resources first and help out Britian.
Or just use similar tactics to the cold war or something. Find out why they want to go to war and come to an arrangement.
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vboss online11 years ago
bicth ill rekk u m9
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XanderStrangeday11 years ago
Bring it on!
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Jacob Middleton13 years ago
No problem, I would grind them beneath my red white and blue heel. afterwords the earth would become America Major and the moon would be America Minor
EmmaBuck8 years ago
Make Trump president... that’s what we did to deserve that
Id say jump in the fire I'll die I'll then call shia labeuf and hell meme it all up
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Arianna Thalis13 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHA I live in Australia - NOT MY PROBLEM, AMERICA
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This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to-4 years ago
Bitch I'm Biden!
Opiqww4 years ago
Holly shit.
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tmerno11 years ago
step 1: gain control over the US
step 2: make an agreement with russia and china to surrender immidiatly if they give me $$$.
step 3: sell the US to Russia and china
step 4: profit!
well i already own russia, so i'll just siege china with america and russia so i'll win
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Werpmerp90611 years ago
We giv up
Ill move to Russia
be like oh hi
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GangsternauwL9 years ago
" little did they know that America"s president isnt American"
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rubber duckie king11 years ago
i live in adelaide DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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1995mtk7 years ago
I just want world peace, bruh.
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Recon11 years ago
Bring it on COMIE BASTARDS!!!
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WBGrock9 years ago
And so I begin my quest for World Domination.
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Wigglelazur11 years ago
How do you know this works? You could have just got together with your crush on Friday after doing a bunch of random things then listing them down
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The_Gamer_Girl10 years ago
Ill give it 2 them and move back to where I started, England
GreenStarcobrony9 years ago
Wowie,you really miss your root.
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Olipod10 years ago
It seems familiar to me hmmm * #future Donald Trump*!
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avatarthelastairbender12 years ago
"*evil German laugh*" now whenever I laugh it's gonna sound like a evil German laugh in my head
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heh🌟steluță11 years ago
Nato =p
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katsumi279 years ago
It’s a Cold War lol
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clay1239 11 years ago
It fallout all over agian
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Dis5 years ago
Bomb the we will win
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gkamonkeyfeet11 years ago
I would order the US to make a peace treaty forcing them to not go to war with me
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GrungyXboxpro10 years ago
Bam 3 country"s are now us territory we are strong
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Vance Thomas13 years ago
Canada FTW
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TALS_IS_EMAZING9 years ago
Take all the cool stuff and go back to Australia
HAVE FUN US
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