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23764 (44%) people have pressed this button, while 30153 (56%) did not.
You will have the ability to learn any language(s)
but
You will never be able to speak your native tongue, nor could you ever re-learn it
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theothertallguy9 years ago
my first language was baby talk

Morganisanoob2 months ago
says "native tongue", not "first language"
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Robbis8 years ago
Speak British English instead of American English

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
meisawesome so, shoot first ask questions later?
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Shaduex8 years ago
Almost everybody already has the ability to learn every language they just choose not to.

snidbert648 years ago
I think the premise is learn the languages instantly.

ZeFancyBoi4 years ago
you can already learn any language dumb ass

Sanchi3 years ago
WE CAN LIVE IN YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY WITHOUT YOUR NATIVE TONGUE! MANY PEOPLE LEARN ENGLISH LANGUAGE SO WE CAN SPEAK WITH THEM.

Dank-l1n8 years ago
Don't we already have the "ability" to learn any language. Take foreign language classes.

SeabassJames9 years ago
I illway eakspay igpay atinlay.

Fierceclaws8 years ago
amesay
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Pantátisko4 years ago
My native language is Czech and then there is Slovak, which is basically Czech with a few extra steps.

Ninjapuff2208 years ago
My first language is baby talk

Zoebowie058 years ago
I'll be fine without speaking Irish thank you

Cmoney8 years ago
Dang I wish I can see comments first

RavenTheTurtle8 years ago
Baby talk m8

cakethedragon8 years ago
WELL I UNDERSTAND NORWEGIAN SOOOOOO Hei jeg kaker dragen og jeg snakker norsk fight me and i can talk British English instead

TheRealHville7 years ago
åh.

Theamazingloser9 years ago
Goodbye english hello japnese

Tequila7 years ago
Speak British English instead of Australian English

235x0last year
my first language is Human Neural Basic I/O Communication SYSTEM.

Luke_Groundrunner8 years ago
No Cherokee, no probs.

The farting turtle9 years ago
Well what's the point of learning it if you can't speak it

TheFloofyProtogen5 years ago
Does this include dovahzul?

DestroyedEDGE7 years ago
Japanese FTW. Fuck English! I wish this button was real.

geuces8 years ago
You already have the ability to learn any language

herpadeder8 years ago
I can still write it though

Gamer6789 years ago
Ha I my native language is Croatian I can just learn Bosnian or Serbian wich are pretty much the same as Croatian.

Gamer6789 years ago
Ha my native*

Killtesblocs9 years ago
You just have to learn the languages to all dear persons for you

RetroGameDays6 years ago
Brazilian Portuguese or Portugal Portuguese :P

Wesleytjuh339 years ago
I want case netherlands is already the harvest language in the world

RandomAnimator7 years ago
I speak ingoebdjabdoabxpabxoqbwox I don't care forgetting it

ThunderXpert9 months ago
Whoever presses this button is stupid. Everybody already has the ability to learn every language. It doesn't say you learn any language you want instantly or much faster.

Zylokeion8 years ago
Time to learn Japanese

DrWho36079 years ago
My dad is German so I could speak German and tell him the whole story, I think he'll understand

Coolgamergirl9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

skorgepoo9 years ago
OMG RLLY OH IMA NOT SHARE THIS AND INSTED DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH MY LIFE LIKE DO MORE BUTTONS
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chanda7 years ago
Speak like master chief. Soo cool. At least for me.

Allyournamessuck8 years ago
America doesn't Technically have an official language :P

veloxin9 years ago
I'm from Maldives, so why not?

Joeywcoleygamelover9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

GarfunklScoob9 years ago
I hate these bullshit things

jakob13 years ago
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rndomperson8 years ago
No way. My life would be 💩 without being able to understand English. 😂Like EVERYTHING is in English.

Meemr1236 years ago
I barely speak any Farsi anyway, win winnn

EvilBloxBoss7 years ago
Make it German or Russian, and I'm set! Fuck English!

Icy witch9 years ago
OF course not

akong308 months ago
我喜歡講一堆母語

sharia8 years ago
Can't speak Finnish anyway so no downside

XxX_Biza_XxX8 years ago
I use English more often then my native

amie392 9 years ago
Well, my native language isn't very useful

BobMaester8 years ago
This question has bad grammar if you want to learn more than one

Archipiélago6 years ago
RIP English, you"re gay anyways

-Delta-7 years ago
I already have the ability to learn languages

Revan_the_knight8 years ago
cant i just lie about what my native language is

Brobro64059 years ago
No no no no no!!

Thecoolkid2 years ago
My mom speaks fluent hungarian and i would just travel the world and know every langiage
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