Will You Press The Button?

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus 10 years ago

I don't see a downside. Like I get awesome slicing and dicing powers AND get troll people by making them have a sloppy broken slice of pie. AWESOME

Constipation 4 years ago

I curse you with constipation

Prin6252 8 years ago

So... I can stab people perfectly?

Theguywhosaidno 9 years ago

"hey can I use that knife after you?" "Good fucking luck"

Chad Drake 13 years ago

Simple, Ill just have my own knife that no one else uses and theres no problem! also, btw, people are technically food so this would come in handy in a fight.

Y114514ja 3 years ago

They will use the gun

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Mixmaster 8 years ago

Would this work with swords

Dave_Just_Dave 4 years ago

Why not!

doomguy64 9 years ago

I don't like people touching my knives. this is another reason for you not to.

Glitchy_bird 9 years ago

*psychotic laughter*

Mtoom3000 10 years ago

Use a fork for cutting XD

brookebaker 8 years ago

i dont use knifes

PatrykStar 8 years ago

THIS IS CALLED FALSIFIED IDIOCY GUYS FALSIFIED IDIOCY

Stuart William Smith 13 years ago

Because my number one worry in life is food being cut badly

Yukitai 6 years ago

Slicing ultra-thin slices of meat and stuff might be useful when being the best chef. Also helps with cutting gelatinous foods without the previous skill.

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Ifredward 9 years ago

Trololololololo

the117doctor 10 years ago

My ownknife set and I'll be set...and I small now be known to all criminals as Barry the butcher!

PEWDIEPIE132 10 years ago

much...idk what to type...so just much...*brofist*

SammieeGoldWand 8 years ago

Are u really Felix

Mihail Vodkawhiskey Serafimovski 13 years ago

Ultimate troll.

Dave_Just_Dave 4 years ago

For sure

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Christophorus Leonard 13 years ago

that's so evil. muehuehuehue

Jeffguy 10 years ago

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AlashionCook 11 years ago

Then you just have "your knife"

Dilan 10 years ago

Who cares perfect cutted food?

rhodopsin 12 years ago

I'll have my own knife to myself

TomohawkWright 9 years ago

These questions keep getting weirder.

IJustPressed10Button 4 years ago

dull what does thr ebem meahn

Bananapower 10 years ago

Downside? Just get a personal knife

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

No, my knife mother fucker. You cant use it!

JamesDickFireWest 10 years ago

would it still be how it was when i had it when i use it again

Masterofwolfzzz 11 years ago

Nooo i go beast style on my food

greythewol 6 years ago

so its a win.

herobrine 11 years ago

touch...

SeabassJames 9 years ago

Anything can be food. I perfectly cut through a steel beam, because it"s food for the Iron Giant, then hand the knife to my friend with a sandwich. It doesn't even have to be a knife. It says I will cut food perfectly, so I could just karate chop anything.