Will You Press The Button?

SpicyBrute 11 years ago

30% of $0 is $0.

DaRealConMan 5 years ago

This made me laugh my ass off for some reason 🤣

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KaitlynEvans 9 years ago

I CANT SEE but i can CALL and TEXT

Aleksa5059 7 years ago

You are blind😔😔I m sorry

Softball_is_my_beat 11 years ago

Get a new friend.

JasonMartinez 9 years ago

If you have no best freinds but you have a gf/bf/wife/husband wouldnt they leave you

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

Your comment does no apply to we the asexual!

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Mathew Bledsoe 13 years ago

I don't have any friends. I may have acquaintances, but not friends.

Chibiusa 3 years ago

Same

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goldestman 9 years ago

For measuring the real intelligence you have the IQ test would need to ask you all the questions that exist, have existed and will exist. As it is asking you some questions of especific subjects it only measures how manipulated is a person

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

It would directly ask the mind so as if the person dosnt need to do nothing

Randomguy6712 10 years ago

Okay, so 1. I would get 30% more money from any job I work 2. I will be able to pass school easily If my closest friend leaves me, they are not a true friend.

MageWarrior12345 11 years ago

Current IQ: 1 IQ After pressing the button:31 :P

MrTankus 10 years ago

Current IQ of 45, 75 after pressing the button

MageWarrior12345 11 years ago

Current IQ : 1 IQ after pressing the button : 31 :P

plazmafighter 11 years ago

ahhh but nowhere does it say here that you loose your gf/bf and never says that you cant replace there closes freind

Tricky 10 years ago

Sadly for me my closest friend is my only friend. Also my income is 0, so adding 30% would make it remain 0

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Crynxii 11 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS! HAHAHA Oh

BestFORwin 8 years ago

Dont have friends anyway

BradleyRicketts 9 years ago

well that already happened to me.

Rexina 9 years ago

30% od -3000 is -100 But atleast My IQ Wouldn't ne im minus anymore:P

arnasky 9 years ago

money is not better than a friend right???

Xylem 11 years ago

My best friend is the love of my life and I could not live without him. No amount of money, IQ points or suffering I may experience would keep me from making him happy. The choice is obvious to me, but I suppose it's different for people who do not share t... [Show full comment]

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

Ueah I guess you're right.But the damn error of this website is to turn you into pressing the button after you comment."Fix your game".-MRTLexify and many many more

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Kahlor Quiver 13 years ago

I don't have close friends so.... WIN.... sadly

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

No real friends to speak of, so...

Joshua Maynard 13 years ago

They all do anyway.

AaronWolfBurt 9 years ago

This already happened to me once I can give a fuck less anymore with as many times I get stabbed in the back

ThisIceAintNice 12 years ago

My closest friend is myself so...

SeabassJames 10 years ago

I would track them down and explain that I can't see them, but I can still hear them.

Lzke 8 years ago

So I get smarter?

Maksim 3 years ago

30 times 0 is 0, and IQ is bull anyway. So no thanks, I adore my friend

jjones318 10 years ago

My closest friend i can never see anyways so

LucarioKidJR 9 years ago

So I would get 78 € a month and an IQ of 162, but I'll never see my best friend again. Nobody said I couldn't communicate with him/her.

2OrSomething 9 years ago

Technically I don't see my closest friend, as they"re, ironically enough, also my farther friend, in another continent entirely.

Bryan Foley 13 years ago

I hope that's 30% of any job I get, and not the lack of one I have currently. Also, jumping from 136 to 166 would probably allow me to cope with the loss, since it'd be the 2nd friend that's done that (not because he didn't like me, but he had to move for work).

CyborgKitten 9 years ago

I feel bad why the heck did i press it i dont give a #&@:,&(# about iq and my income is zero

myadzeboy 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

An extra 5 bucks an hour isn't nearly enough. If I need it I could just borrow some from my friend!

zot788 6 years ago

I have no friends and I lay video games alone so I'm good.

AsgoreTheKing666 11 years ago

Meh i hate my closest friend THUG L1F3

KuroshiChan 10 years ago

I have no income ;~;

ButtonGod 8 years ago

In already lonely

Panifex 9 years ago

I have 0 income currently, so a 30% increase would still be 0. Adding that to my already-fairly-high IQ means that I wouldn't benefit from pressing this button

ninjatiger 12 years ago

But shes all I have

Kingkappa 8 years ago

Well I don't have any super friends anyway, I have a lot of true good friends but no 10/10 friends because I'm a bit of a social butterfly and 30 is crazy so yeah... I can be einstein... same iq, aspergers.

evilman987 11 years ago

i already am in Mensa why would i need more IQ?

Ifredward 9 years ago

My closest friend lives in Colorado, suck on that.

Commissar 10 years ago

Not worth the price

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago

Two words. Text. Messages.

Archer_shoob 5 years ago

No

HeWearsATrenchCoat 10 years ago

..... But what happens when the next episode of Supernatural comes out?! WHO WILL I FANGIRL WITH?!

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

I have no closest friend give me

kian_killer 11 years ago

I don't have any friends...

YeePhr0g 6 years ago

0% of 0=0

TheChosenUndead 11 years ago

My closest friend found a new girlfriend, so now he doesn't give a shit about his friends, fuck him.

FandomTrash4Life 9 years ago

As much as it"d cause a lot of emotional pain, it would be worth it. I'm planning on being an anesthesiologist, which would give me $200,000 a year even without the 30% increase. I'm already on the right track to succeeding, and having an IQ of around 150 would be even more helpful.

Bagofdicks 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

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