You will be able to fly
but
By the means of flatulent gasses and they will be a visible blue color
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twsir and evil

meatloave 7 months ago
yeah , but its also pretty awesome and cool and funny

DarkShark127 11 years ago
It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's JOH- no, it's Blue Fart!

KaramellKandy 9 years ago
Your icon made this comment better. XD

Psykness 5 years ago
POWDERED TOAST MAN!

SinonMercer 9 years ago
People seem to forget how you are supposed to put a downside.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions 5 years ago
Thunder pants.

King Of FOOOOOOOLS 11 years ago
I'm sorry, what's the downside to this? XD

blindflare 9 years ago
Yea I will be called the blue streak

Migdin1 10 years ago
MY DREAM CAME TRUE!!! I CAN FINALY USE FARTS TO FLY!!! AND THEYRE MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!

LouWilliams 5 years ago
Doesnt matter I fart in public anyway

Liam Stubbs 13 years ago
Fuck yeah, call me the Blue Fart I don't even care I can fly bitchessss!

anonymouscheerios 9 years ago
I can see it now: "The Blue Fart: Silent but Deadly"
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This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
*farts* AAAAAAA IM FLYING

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago
Win, win. Now you know who is the one that farted.

MatBoi7 5 years ago
FRICK YEA!! FARTING TO FLY?? WITH MY FAVORITE COLOR???? YEAH BOI!! some people just forget to add a downside smh

TrollerXXL 10 years ago
Downside? BLUE NYAN CAT!

MouseGirl 5 years ago
Cat

Blackout-Button 6 years ago
My hair is blue, my fart is blue, my chlothes are FUCKING BLOOD RED

TheOOOF 6 years ago
What if other button alredy gave me flying ability? I dont want to have blue farts...

CharlotteTheQueenBee 10 years ago
NOPE.

The Nightingjay 10 years ago
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JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
What?

Nacas 11 years ago
The keywords here are "be able"... again...

Z_Emruld 8 years ago
I like blue

LoopholeDudeman 9 years ago
What if the farts didn't smell?

Swshine321 9 years ago
I will fart loud and proud

hallb1016 9 years ago
I CAN STILL FLY MOTHERF***ERS

Narwhalmelon 10 years ago
I like farts

NicoleFromAphmau 11 years ago
I'm not having that happen to me

Benbus 11 years ago
Why can't it be rainbows

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Because it's way too nyan cat.

Uberkillerboy 11 years ago
Flatuence man

Paper Kaine 11 years ago
I can fly and fart on people at the same time?

KneeSlapper 11 years ago
As long as it's not a green cloud

FalconMiner 11 years ago
Look in the shy! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's Capt. Blue Fart

Colin3219 11 years ago
That is awesome I love flying its so fun but right now it's just falling with style

meowmixer 11 years ago
Both of these sound cool

fnaflover1312 11 years ago
really? it would look like you're farting. no!

OddgamerO 11 years ago
I like blue... So no downside

spasticVocalist 11 years ago
That's beautiful.

zdodger 12 years ago
i cant smell my own farts so who cares

Pokemon girl 12 years ago
meow meow meow meow NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ninjatiger 12 years ago
NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheSilver---------- 12 years ago
Its a bird! No, its a plane! Its...aah what the hell is that smell!?

IdkTbh 10 years ago
Sorry, I ate too many beans

Toki Vick 13 years ago
a *dutch oven* would be sooooooooo much different

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
I AM THE BLUE NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYANAYNAYYANAYNAYNAYNAYANYANYANAYNAYNYANNYANNYANAYNAYNAYNAYNAYANYANYANAYNAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANYANNYAN

Kimmy Connell 13 years ago
It helps your digestive system to pass gas, besides I CAN FLY BICH

Edward Grillo 13 years ago
I'm so immature... But if I can fly... Weeeeeeeeeeee!

WhyNot 11 years ago
Best idea ever..

LaPrincia19 9 years ago
The sky is blue.it will probably somehow blend in

LordOfTheToilet 11 years ago
Im a smurf

BBC-dude 2 years ago
Who cares ima fucking take off

The platypus 11 years ago
but I can choose NOT to fly. I mean, it just gives me the option. It doesn't say I have to fly for five minutes each day in a large crowd or something

Hellofood 5 years ago
It"s not like you have to use it in public.

Paul Laup 13 years ago
SoundsAWESOME
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