54397 (60%) 36869 (40%)
54397 (60%) people have pressed this button, while 36869 (40%) did not.
You can become a certified genius for 6 days a week
but
one randomly determined day a week, you fall into a vegetative state
Next

NinjaXChip 11 years ago
Be albert einstein for 6 days a week, be stephen hawking 1 day a week XD

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
This no age well
Load more replies

lifehacker420 9 years ago
*Falls into vegetative state for 1 millisecond* Okay what did I miss?

lifehacker420 9 years ago
They didn't say it would last the whole day...

juleaa 10 years ago
To everyone who thinks "vegetative state" means eating vegetables/ being a vegetarian: a vegetative state is a state in which you aren't aware of anything around you and not able to respond

ZeldaXemerius 9 years ago
@SagarTech … So you"re a vegan?
Load more replies

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago
XD.

Tim Williamson 13 years ago
I've been on this site for two hours already... vegetative state is pretty much my life up to this point. XD

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago
Mr too
Load more replies

ChristineGlenna 9 years ago
Basically my life already lol

Lord-Blumiere 8 years ago
That"s Rick from Rick and Morty right there

AwesomeBro404 10 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/417969/ Pls, this is a new dilemma, no advert.

ThanhMinh 10 years ago
I'm already a genius. Why wasting one?

Kasane Teto 11 years ago
Okay then

Kay Workman 13 years ago
It's called the weekends. That is my vegetative state lol

smiller2395 10 years ago
But the day is chosen randomly

gombix19 10 years ago
You will be 100% genius and you can beat this time with your strong power. PRESSSSSSSSS IT!!!!!!!!!

Zomshmee 11 years ago
That would give me time to have no responsiblities

Vernaculacid 5 years ago
Pineapple

Danny Crispin 13 years ago
I already have one day a week where I do that. It's called Sunday.

ItalianWaffle 11 years ago
That one day is probably my life

im_the_cat_thats_named_kitty 9 years ago
what does that mean?

Alexander Anderson 11 years ago
I fall into a vegetative state once a week anyway so this is kinda a win-win

Potwhole 3 years ago
So the question is I can be smarter than a chicken nugget for the first time for 6 days and on a random day I’m deformed while vomiting? Yeah sure

ROFL MA WAFFLEZ 10 years ago
NIEN!

CommenterPersondotjpg 5 years ago
Hmmmm...

Dr.L 11 years ago
I wanna be a fruit

Fireball 12 years ago
Tofu burger.

pink 11 years ago
well, im allways in a vegitive state soo.

Andrew Parker 13 years ago
Just explain it to everybody. Worth it

Krusek 9 years ago
All the test subjects turned into flipping vegetables!

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE 11 years ago
*press the button* NOW IM FAKE-STEPHEN HAWKING JUNIOR

pierocks13243 10 years ago
I am already a genius. I don't need no fucking certificates to prove it. :D

War180540 11 years ago
I see no downside lmao. If I'm a genius it opens so many opportunities. Its like a day off every week. That's not bad at all.

TheMeg 5 years ago
Wha the hek is vegetative

Nicole Buys 13 years ago
This is how i live (not so extreme though)

PatBack 11 years ago
i'm a vegetarian,so nuff said

ellieshmana2point0 9 years ago
I don't really care about being a "certified genius" so none of it matters!

Matthew Kurinzi 13 years ago
I'll take one day of vegetation for insane intelligence

jbsync 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

AzzyAzelf 2 years ago
Ummmm.... so does that mean I become a vegetable? Uhhhhh, downside?

Ai1im3 10 years ago
I'm already genius! ;D

rfheiuahglauie 5 years ago
well you don't get hurt so it will take a short time to come back and im a genius ill make somehing

Annabeth_Chase 10 years ago
I'm already a vegetarian, so why not?

jarveline719 12 years ago
My IQ is already 154, I really don't think going brain dead one a week is necessary

Hraesvelgr 11 years ago
Welcome to the life of a Gamer.

Ulv Lindkvist 13 years ago
There is a certificate

YukiTakahashi 9 years ago
So I can bea genius all week except sundays, that day I will be sleeping

Arcanepoison1 10 years ago
*Gets on Dictionary.com, looks up vegetative* Okay, ready to press the button.

GBvX 11 years ago
What's a Vegetative State?

epickid919 10 years ago
I basically have a day where we are vegatarians once a week, im fine with this, plus school would then be easy

Arcanepoison1 10 years ago
Do you have any idea what this word means?

Memo1234 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

disturb 4 years ago
what tf does vegetative mean

LegendofZelda 12 years ago
I'm already a certified genius bitches! (No seriously)

Phangirl2022 11 years ago
Downside?
Load more comments