forever, or while surfing? hopefully the second...
Chief_Reef9 years ago
For real
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Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
i could be stephen hawking 2.0
TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago
Lol
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Lujain Samarkandi12 years ago
i love moving i will not give that up
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Stephanie Michelle Spellman12 years ago
I'm like this already anyways.
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James Samson12 years ago
"CAN"
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skullcakez9 years ago
Wait, what? Grammar fail.
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SanicTheMemehog7 years ago
Ok?
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Hellaradhailee:)10 years ago
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Nico37 years ago
So when you stop surfing the Internet your Body is not paralyzed anymore?
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theberserker009 years ago
You can't jack off ways the point
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boredpersonandco11 years ago
stephen hawking 2.0
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KlaZln8 years ago
You can play internet games at school/work and not get in trouble.
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TheKillerKitty9 years ago
I'm good. Internet isn't that important.
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Doomguy7778 years ago
Yeay modok stuff and pornhub
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RoseTheEarthDragon4 years ago
this means you cant poop by yourself, you would need a heavy dose of laxitives.
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Pyrox9 years ago
I cant FAP... I CANT FAAAAAAP!
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EthanJJ137 years ago
Win fortnite nonstop
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Chris01119 years ago
Hey
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charizard_7 years ago
WHAT
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i8toast9 years ago
I can be the new Stephen Hawking pretty much. Just google everything. I'll technically "know" everything.
Also, are you only paralysed while surfing the web?
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Jbrick10 years ago
MINECRAFT FOR LIFE
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Yau Lye Hong9 years ago
Do you even need to press the button when you can easily imagine yourself surfing the internet inside your head already?
I don't know what the downside like hello just create a virtual life
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some_dudeXD6 months ago
Does this only count while you’re doing so? I mean if I’m browsing the internet in my head I probably wont be moving anyway, but if it’s just a perpetual paralysis then naw
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Lynois11 years ago
How am I supposed to mastrubate to head porn if I can't even move my hand? D:
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EclipseTDS8 years ago
*proceedes to absord the internet and bocome godlike*
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MyMommySucksOnMyDildo9 years ago
I don't wanna die I want my mommy sucking my dildo XD
bree149 years ago
If you are a girl. I am a lesbain so I will suck your dildo.
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