Will You Press The Button?

Become extremely talented in team sports

but

team members of the same sex want to fuck you

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chronicallypessimistic10 months ago

Sounds like a literal nightmare. It's cool and all that there are bisexuals and other people who are fine with, ahem, being desired of getting fucked by the same sex, but this aroace is leaving the gymnasium/field. No thank you.

chronicallypessimistic6 months ago

I actually have no clue why. It's been four months, so I kinda forgot...😅

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RealMarkiplierlast year

Where is toy chica

Loobyrar9 years ago

IM BI-SEXUAL BITCH

Akward_bisexual_furry6 years ago

SAME ^w^

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Q_ImpracticalJokerslast year

hey mustache what's up

wow.last year

hi new comments :)

GitGood9 years ago

*bisexual snicker*

FortniteGamer696 years ago

gay

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ungalo-bungalo2 years ago

i don't care about sports, i"m just really gay

tergel2 years ago

ill become transgender

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

P R E P A R E Y O U R A N U S

MChammer8 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH

DoctorAurora8 years ago

*bisexuals and pansexuals laughing in thr distance

Anonymgord8 years ago

According to the comments, everybody on this website is one of two genders: bisexual or asexual. There must be a button for this somewhere.

SirTeddyIII6 years ago

Those aren’t genders they are sexualities genius

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MNITIMMY9 years ago

Coach I want to call a flag for- where are your pants? :/

Neptune_7 years ago

LMAO

jtownsend8 years ago

"Oh, I'm gonna make a question on "Will You Press The Button" and assume that nobody in the world is attracted to the same sex. Perfect."

HowlAlpha9 years ago

Loophole Im Bisexual

T4303 years ago

Homosexual squared.

JustMagma8 years ago

PANSEXUAL FUCK ME PLEASE

Thisisanobnioxiouslongusernameandyoucandonothingaboutthematter8 years ago

Y-you fuck pans?

DEEZNUTSANDSUCKIT9 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE BECAUSE U ARE GOOD AT SPORTS AND U GET FUCKED

RockyBlu33 years ago

doesn't mean they get to everyone just is really into me. i see no downside.

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

So I get a team of athletic (probably hot) sports members who want to fuck me, downside?

Ozzyfam7 years ago

They are of the same sex

bakedeath4 years ago

I'm gay so there is no downside

AJSAWESOME18 years ago

Screw you i win I'm bi.

thatpunkbisexualphan8 years ago

Sameeee

lolnothanks8 years ago

*pan laughter*

coolcongaming8 years ago

Bisexual, gay and lesbian laughter

hsjsvdhvdd8 years ago

I'm gay bring it on

I Am A Duck9 years ago

That would be awesome I'm Bi anyway

Tyler Bowman12 years ago

How is this a problem

Gab_Gob7 years ago

i pressed it anyway... even tho i hate sport

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AllastroS489 years ago

The magic words: fuck off

Bros_Before_Hoes!!!!9 years ago

Hey i would enjoy it if someone liked me

TheMuskequeer9 years ago

Im gay so thats a WIN-WIN

shelbyhaspride10 years ago

//lesbian laughter//

condiment.cat10 years ago

//asexual laughter//

Quixed6 years ago

I thought there was supposed to be a downside

DONVERGOTAS 9 years ago

I see no downside lol

No_AvocadosðŸš«9 years ago

I see no downside

JandK6 years ago

Just don't consent so they won't

MayaTakumi7 years ago

So basically its the plot of most sports pornos that end in a huge orgy in the locker room.

62801410 years ago

Win-win for me because im bad at sports, no one likes me, and i'm bisexual

Peggy-fucking-Carter10 years ago

I'm gay.

ValerieParker7 years ago

I guess, this would suck for a straight guy. --me, not a straight guy

SinfulOtt11 years ago

I see no downside here. :3 -gaaaaaayyyyy-

AbbyStar021410 years ago

Well, hot lesbian sex and I give the guys in my team a show? I see no downside ;)

Akecha10 years ago

Crap! I read the downside wrong! I thought it said "Team members would want to fuck you"

Darkvine10 years ago

//gay laughter with sadistic grin//

Oimfiel10 years ago

COME AT ME!

toejamburger11 years ago

I'm not gay, but as long as they don't try anything rapey, I'm fine with it.

Michael Baton12 years ago

want but can't have ;)

Taylor Nieuwdorp12 years ago

There is no downside

Chelsea Strebe12 years ago

where is the punishment

Anna Hagen12 years ago

B-b-but... Im gay XD

Mari Skulstad12 years ago

Well.. ok.. no problemo!

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