Half-Life 3 comes out
but
it's rushed beyond belief, and was released over ten years early, with you having to dodge hundreds of bugs in a single level
I will not


T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
Half-Life? That’s that game involving Black Mesa, with the mute protagonist, I think? And there was what’s-his-face, I think his name was Wheatley? Oh, yeah, it’s coming back to me. Nice momentum-based puzzle game, I should get around to playing it.

Niggakiller2 months ago
HOLY SHIT

TheGamerSage8 years ago
I think that the memes about half life 3 will still continue but something about its bugs rather then it"s release date

Danniboy12348 years ago
1. What the heck is half-life 3 2. Why is there so many questions about half life 3 coming out!!!!!

Yappers7 years ago
Half Life series is a gift from God
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ScalyWeasel8 years ago
If they"re going to do it, do it right.

Michael Lorenzo Robbins12 years ago
I pushed it because I don't care about Half Life three.

StuffmanE4 years ago
I don’t play half life
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Sajan8 years ago
Gaben was gonna announce it but got a blue screen on windows so he blamed the abandonment of Half - life 3 on Microsoft.

Dat1Buttonpresser25 days ago
bruh what -_-

BlazeoFT8 years ago
For that fucking plot line, hell yes.

Mike Walsh12 years ago
Once out, it can be fixed, modded, patched, etc. Now if it said was made by EA ...

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
I appreciate this heavily

AnimeIsLife4279 years ago
Whats Half-Life?

littlestars9 years ago
lol gamer lego mario link sonic spikey minecraft PIKATCHUUUUUU!
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Calmdown89 years ago
Why not gta 6 or until down 2?

Anonymouslydone9 years ago
Until down? I think you mean Until Dawn.
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Steamblade9 years ago
I have read so many "You will be kissed tomorrow" comments today that if they work I will no longer be a virgin. XD

ThisRandomKid9 years ago
I don't know how people think they are real
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sonictorin10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

AssDonut10 years ago
This is the true test of love.

BlueDogXL10 years ago
GLITCH QUEST hshxywjqyxnajsjhah

chungchangching10 years ago
worth it.

Goku11 years ago
Never going to play it anyway, so HA! Button pressed!

exmawsh11 years ago
this is going to happen anyway so it doesn't matter lmao

EffieTrinket11 years ago
What's half life three?

Migdin18 years ago
A game

Drew18718779 years ago
I don't play half life so I don't have to deal with the bugs

Dark224 years ago
cyberpunk anyone?

jws515039 years ago
WHAT THE HELL?

destroyerop9 years ago
Gabe newell

Aaron129987 years ago
Sounds like Hunt Down the Freeman

TheAsh8 years ago
So, half life 06

Theweewoowombat 7 years ago
I don’t play half life

Suchtkrebs9 years ago
how about a nice game like half-life 3 but I DON'T GIVE A ****

GrayFoxMouse9 years ago
I told you god hates us. But do you listen? No!

crazy pvz fan9 years ago
have life 3 don't care

mikufans9 months ago
bro,我不玩它( ꈍᴗꈍ)

ThisGameisOKEN9 years ago
GOD DAMMIT JAPAN!!!

Coolidiot5 years ago
It"s out already so HA

Likigiur9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

duckman_edgewood8 years ago
Don't like half life don't care

Sleeper9 years ago
I pushed it to troll all Half Life fans.

Andythetitan9 years ago
Wait for updates duhh

jojotippit119 years ago
Why would anyone push this..? I mean why have a game you expect is going to be great even though you OBVIOUSLY KNOW ITS GONNA SUCK BECAUSE YOU PRESSED THE BUTTON.

Foxy_sniper7 years ago
Project Borealis = hl3

Steves_evil9 years ago
Soooooooooooo, it's released in infinite years?

olvvvvlo9 years ago
Don't you dare to name it half life forever.

Taneli148 years ago
Half life 3 would not be at all like the earlier ones so no

Bbbb3 years ago
I’m from Vietnam and i’m speak english is weak

Jjslocos9 years ago
I still wouldn't get it.

Griff_Graff8 years ago
Where is the downside?

TheEpicEd9 years ago
My parents don't let me play Half-Life, so it would be better to wait.

coolguy $$$$8 years ago
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Excalibur Sapphire9 years ago
I really don't know what Half Life is anyways. lol. XD

DukeofDumDum7 years ago
Get of this app Gabe! Theese are SO boring!

Sharknide9 years ago
That's really bad

WBGrock7 years ago
What... like Bethesda games... better that than being like Duke Nukem Forever.

meemestar9 years ago
What's half-life
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