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You will inexplicably acquire the ability to speak fluently in every language that is foreign to you
but
You will forgot how to speak your native language and have to learn it from scratch
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dankmemes101 10 years ago
If I forget my naïve language, then would it be considered foreign to me?

alligator123 10 years ago
if you speak Aussie English than just use us English than there loopholes

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago
+Nosaj, every single dialect or accent of a language can be classified as different languages.
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FireWiz04 11 years ago
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TheDark78 4 years ago
One shouldn't let psycopaths access the internet...
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Aaron Floyd 11 years ago
Google translate

NHLic 10 years ago
American and British English are quiet different, you know ;D

Bizdon 8 years ago
Hmm, two types of English. I'll only forget one and still be able to speak the other.

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago
I would just use British English and sound cooler anyway

AF 9 years ago
British English and American English are two kinds of English! They are not different languages!

mihighplayz 9 years ago
well they only said I would forget how to speak English I would know how to speak all other forms of English ie American Australian Canadian etc so I don't really see a downside

Rowly 10 years ago
What if you are bilingual! MWAHAHA

mememan69 10 years ago
i happen to be very good at learning languages... so why not

mememan69 10 years ago
i think my native language counts as mandarin though. lol

asifisleepatall 10 years ago
my native language is english... thats almost impossible to learn from scratch

deadman5000 10 years ago
I'll just learn British English not American english

Sccr 10 years ago
Use Google translate

vaylen 10 years ago
As much as I'd like to speak Japanese, English is the hardest language to learn, so I'd probably regret it. NO DEAL.

aloud 10 years ago
try learning german
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TheStormGryphon 10 years ago
Fine with me

Jojo572837 2 years ago
If you can speak any language except one it would be extremely easy to learn the last one because they all have connections and ther are languages that are extremely similar

LifeNoob 9 years ago
I Have no native language.

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago
Be a translator and hire a translator for you. Or, live in any other country.

Eri 11 years ago
My native language is English, but I can learn it pretty fast if I know Latin and Greek.

SilentJill345 5 years ago
Eh,not good at speak my native language anyways

vininutshell 7 years ago
Not at all, portuguese is fucking hard Even to natives

YellowDoggy 8 years ago
Ok I hate my native language (not english)

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago
Fuck no, I spent a long fucking time learning Irish, not letting my years of learning a pointless language go away. But if it means English, re-learning English can't be easy.

djmario43 10 years ago
No matter how long I live in a cool guy 😎

NoNameHZD 3 years ago
If I don’t use my native language why does it matter to me >:)

Alegna4238 9 years ago
I always wondered what it would be like to relearn English

Frosterboi3 6 years ago
So if I don’t know my native language then it would be foreign to me and I would know it

TrashyWaffe 7 years ago
Because Hebrew is SO useful.... Of course I'm gonna press it

Ivannetre2040 10 months ago
No hablo inglés solo spanish

AnonomusPerson 9 years ago
ok ill just go live in russia then

GamingWithNadeem 10 years ago
OLA ME LLAMO NADEEM Spanish Hello my name is Nadeem English

Anime_Lum 9 years ago
English is one of the easiest languages to learn

Shōku 11 years ago
I hate "Bahasa Malaysia", the perfect button for me

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago
There is nothing worse than learning Polish

L2Hax13 7 years ago
Yup I will definitely |forgot| my native language

ConnorG7554 10 years ago
No need big reason for my native languge most people can speak english.

Nataliethemagnificent 8 years ago
eh i don’t need to know english

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago
Fuck no, I spent a long fucking time learning Irish, not letting my years of learning a pointless language go away. But if it means English, re-learning English can't be easy.

123456789010 3 years ago
I don’t speak any languages fluently already so I’m just gonna know every language

PotatoProtector 9 years ago
What are you on?

yosoyjuliao 6 years ago
Most of the languages I'll probably never use

Jab 7 years ago
Learn my native language via my new power.

Laurengals 10 years ago
Press it 83

YouAreLoved 10 years ago
My dream is to learn as many languages as possible

zhizhu 4 months ago
你知道重新学中文有多难的

Connor1216 9 years ago
It says you won't be able to TALK in your native language. It never said anything about writing in your native language.

BrodoSwaggins 5 years ago
Dank memes i will kill you

Mitch01 9 years ago
Move to germany

Creara 10 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't speak my native language anymore

AsuraShun 7 years ago
I hate Portuguese
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