Will You Press The Button?

Endercake 11 years ago

*Buys a segway* *Contracts a buttler to count steps* *PROFET*

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

If you go just about everywhere by Segway then you'll hardly make anything you idiot!

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Frederic Raahauge 13 years ago

Gym teacher: Why aren't you running? Me: I'm literally one step to death *teacher thinks you're overreacting and pushes you playfully*

Good_evening 7 years ago

*Explodes into confetti* Gym teacher: Oh damn

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exrot6 l 10 years ago

This will suck for black friday sales

Nithan9000 11 years ago

How about I can use a wheelchair?

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

You wouldn't make much money from that, so just walk instead.

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redisica 11 years ago

Thats how overweight ppl can make themselves fit! :D

Gettothetardis 8 years ago

Simple get a fitbit and run 2000 steps then get to a bike and ride were you need to be $2000 a day

MoonstoneSundazzle 8 years ago

Good thing I have the ability to fly from my other buttons

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago

yep :>

HarmonySapp 9 years ago

Mabey you could ride a bike or something

XXXXTHE_REAL_ALEXXXXX 9 years ago

Skipping

Brownecow321 9 years ago

Guys:3 if you get a segway or a wheelchair,then you are not taking steps

Travis Heinrich 13 years ago

1999 steps a day times 365 days is 729,635 dollars a year....

I_Dunno_My_Name 8 years ago

Plus 1999 dollars every leap year.

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Aaron Waterson 13 years ago

Solution. Motor scooter.

WildDog 4 years ago

EXACTLY!

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Glennator 10 years ago

WHEELCHAIR SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

ReWyne 10 years ago

Spend some of your ridiculous income to buy heelies and a hoverboard. Literally no downside!

DasJoosh 10 years ago

Nah, too much fallout 4 to be played.

Animeloverlol 11 years ago

I'll just be dragged all day

Kingbloxerthe3 11 years ago

Just walk on your bed and sleep at 1,999 or crawl

Allie54321 10 years ago

I thought that to also in gym and imagine you only have 1 step left good luck

BladeOfMusic 11 years ago

Umm wheelchair???

kathprat7611 11 years ago

That's what I said!

Tguy 8 years ago

This is why fitbits exist

AlexandraMiller 9 years ago

lol just use a hoverboard

Chrissy Oberkirch 13 years ago

*goes and buys a wheel chair*

RyanGoodrow 9 years ago

One brand name: Fitbit

AfricanMom 9 years ago

One word. Fitbit.

MonoCraeta 9 years ago

Wake up. Step 1999 times. Go back to sleep. Repeat.

thecloudhopper27 9 years ago

guess im taking a bike everywhere

El-Hombre-que-se-Pierde-en-la-Salsa 9 years ago

answer: WHEELCHAIRS

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Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i could probably get a scooter.

kathprat7611 11 years ago

Creative idea

Vincent Jones 13 years ago

i dont take more than 2000 steps a day ayways :D to much dota to be played

Jeremy Kortman 13 years ago

Guess I'm working from home then!

Cathlene Jenkins 13 years ago

SEGWAY

Jeff Levene 13 years ago

Segway time.

CommentMaker1 9 years ago

Huh, the downside is? You can jump or move with any other style, just don't walk. :D

Jayqueline 10 years ago

I take over 2,000 steps a day. I'm not going to sit in my but all day just because of the money. I'm basically being fat for money, I'd prefer to get money the professional way

Hit_thebottonforboba 6 years ago

Yo ima by a wheelchair and no one is stopping me

Solarcleric 11 years ago

Step 1: Invest in a Pedometer (one of those devices that counts steps) A 3DS also works. Step 2: Wear it/carry it with you. Step 3: Invest in a motorized scooter for when you run out of steps. Step 4: Never have to work again.

tomboy5454 11 years ago

Me:teacher I can't play in gym anymore. Gym teacher:why.me:if I walk 2000 steps a day ill die. Gym teacher: You kidding me. Me:nope I pressed a demon button and now I'm curesed