31507 (50%) 31086 (50%)
31507 (50%) people have pressed this button, while 31086 (50%) did not.
You could be the first person to cure cancer
but
you will die of incurable cancer yourself
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AlEmpoleon 8 months ago
I choose HEROISM!

Moina 4 years ago
I already wanna die + pity points for me

Cormac Beirne 10 years ago
The first person? How many people does it take? Apparently 5332. Which is plenty enough... No need for me to sacrifice myself as well.

singlelight 10 years ago
True

Apollo924 4 years ago
It said “could” so I don’t want to die from cancer for no reason.

gfluid 10 years ago
This is a rather good question, though "could" means there's posisbly a 50% chance you could actually cure cancer, meaning either way, cure or no, you'll die of what you were trying to prevent.

Joaquim Ludtke 13 years ago
it depends of the type of cancer you have, some types of cancer already have a cure.

Cybox143 9 years ago
RTFQ READ THE FLIPPIN QUESTION!!!!
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Shawn Peterson 13 years ago
If you cure all cancer, you yourself can not die from a previously incurable cancer. That is why I pressed the button. There isn't anything bad to come of it.

Zack_Zander 11 years ago
It just said 'You could be the first person to cure cancer' it didn't say 'all cancer' ... also incurable mean you can't cure it. It's not a loophole when you didn't read the choice clearly

TheBombsBoom 9 years ago
I'll find a cure for the cancer i will get

Tuck Allman 13 years ago
Die to save millions? Sure, as long as they will be saved.

Multifandomsgirl 6 years ago
The sacrifice is wot the it

2hello9 10 years ago
That means I didn't cure cancer so none of this is true.

Lzke 9 years ago
It didn't say when. Also I did a good deed to humanity.

EdwardFuller 10 years ago
Vita chamber for that uncured cancer. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... [Show full comment]

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 4 months ago
They never said you would die young

pikagirlgamer900 10 years ago
but freindlyness pellets kill you ,._.,

DomZ127 9 years ago
Can I choose when I die?

Yæ 7 years ago
You C O U L D be the first to cure cancer

NotThatGuy 10 years ago
"could"??? No

The_Quiz_Creator 10 years ago
Well I don't give a fuck If I die from an uncureable cancer. I would make mills oc peopld live

Phantom1 9 years ago
Don't need to press it, 14823 people already have

Isgg last year
ironic

Patato 9 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/435797

Cloudchaser 10 years ago
36% of people don't realize that they will eventually die anyway

yun-chun 9 years ago
DAMM I WILL SAVE HUMANYTY....probably not but mkay

I_am_bored 6 years ago
Others first me second

Gamity 8 years ago
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?

Shdbdnx 10 years ago
Rcvnjyzxbņg:

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
Keyword us "could"

Chn 10 years ago
paradox

Whxppy 10 years ago
Well if I cured 'cancer' I could cure my 'incurable' cancer because it doesn't specifically say that cancer I cured, so I cured all of it.

Jetsetmacaroon 9 years ago
Fear of dieing hell nah

Detetustheyeetus 6 years ago
To save millions of people is worth 1 death

gayweed 10 years ago
It only says that you "could be" Anybody now "could be" the first person to cure cancer.

schutz 10 years ago
"I'm going to cure every last type of cancer besides this one, because why not?"

alishawish2002 9 years ago
I would have already cured cancer, so, duh, I'm not gonna die

HMJ 8 years ago
But it"s"uncurable". READ THE QUESTION!

MutantRainbow 10 years ago
It would help the world so ill sacrifice myself.

Imjustthere 11 months ago
Key word here “could” cure cancer

Patato 9 years ago
One life for many

blu 9 years ago
U peeps act selfess but u actually cant imagine dying horribly

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago
I'd be an amazing person.... besides, i'm already dead and flowers cant die

HaliBradley 9 years ago
DIE YEW LIL FLOWEY
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wonderbread 10 years ago
Hopefully someone will make a statue of you on Earth for curing cancer in your honor.

HMJ 8 years ago
It says "could". Does that mean it isn't guarenteed? If so, then heck no!

RoboCat3421 9 years ago
I R O N Y

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

The Killer Courier 10 years ago
i have the knowledge of everything (The Last Button i Pressed) so i would make a cure to my cancer

Shadow_Ultimate 4 years ago
never says when

Mareya 6 years ago
I dont see the downsude to this

Tjones 9 years ago
"could" heck no, anyone "could" cure cancer

ValerieParker 9 years ago
"Could be" only means it MIGHT happen. Whether or not that happens, I will still die of cancer. That"s the only sure thing in this.

ShankaDaWanka 10 years ago
If you know the cure, use it.

vodam 9 years ago
INCURABLE!!!
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